AN FUK U, SILVER! ur a cheeter!1 GO SUCK A DECK! dis book is dedikaded 2 mi new boyfrd bryce hu loks kind of like edvord colon.
Onse upon a tiem$ ter wus a very sexxiesssss GURL named zephra trmpyres desty ngt desth pottr welnd culen hiran malik cunnins hennins weyland pitter joGNSUN kristchun gray xayn jonsun willems swearengin melark katness armogeddon glitter tpoija.
She wajed up an got outbof bed den putb on her cloths. She had pn a seci wddin dress wit a gold belt an a thong n a steal metal bra an jrr skrpion nekliss. Den she WENT...DIWNSTAREZ?ǃ?ǃ?' Her mom wendy torrence sed "sweaty pi wer movinǃ?ǃ?ǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ2 a new house in 4RKS WASHITOBnǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ?ǃ' So den zephr sexili packedd up all her stuff an moved. He got in the car seciulyb wit her fathr jaxk tortencr an wendy torrnxd. Jak torrenc wuz drunkin some moonshyne as ge drivedǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ?ǃǃ' Omgǃǃǃǃǃ Creemd zephyra then,,,, THEY RANNED OVER A SEXI CAMPIRE NAMED RDWERD. COLLENǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ Omg creemd jak then got out the car an loked around, but, ODWER WAS GONEǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ&
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Jak n Wendi starts 2 screen out sware wordz. OMG FUKIN BULLDHIT KOKSUKKRZǃǃǃǃ They sed they sounds so SEXI like ale sweringeneǃǃǃǃǃ 0mg,,,,,, don't u think al I so HOTTTTT?ǃ?ǃǃ('CNBC cThen,,,,, ALE SWARININN APAREDǃǃǃǃǃǃ OMG ur so HOTTTTTTTTTTT I CREEMD LOUDLU then,,,,,.., OMH NO DO NOT KOURRUPT OUr DOUTER ZEPHYA"""" creemd windy n jak. Then...THAY KILLED ALENSQERINGINǃǃǃ?ǃ Den zephyra wus so mad she...KILED WENDY N JAK1ǃǃǃǃǃ Den she got in de jar n drove down n
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dhe sed oomg mi NU hoes is SU CULL IT WAS SEXI N HUGE AN A MENISON AN T HAD A GUY NEMED HARLIE SWANNǃǃǃǃǃǃǃ
HARLIE SWANN SED (an oopz I realized I had mi cap loqckkc on lolllllll) $zephyra skwalker I AN UR FATThERǃǃǃ " den HARLIE n zephr had a CERI SECI REUNINǃǃ