Blind Humiliation

a Family Guy fanfic

by LDEJRuff

Author's note: I felt like deciding to do what should have happened at the end of "The Blind Side", and what happened after. Well, I guess we'll have to see what happens, won't we?

Chapter 1 - Social Media

It all began one day at the Griffin house. Brian was upset over losing Kate. His lying to her and revelation that he was a dog drove her to hate him. She had always hated dogs. Stewie couldn't help but notice him on the couch.

"Brian," Stewie began, "I know you're upset about Kate and everything, but I did have one more thought."

"Forget it, Stewie," Brian regarded. "She found someone else; my dog-hating dick of a neighbor, Glenn Quagmire."

Indeed, Kate had started to date Glenn, and her first date with him was at his house.

"So," Glenn seriously began, "you started hating Brian, too, huh?"

"Yeah," Kate seethed. "And if I never hear from that lying son of a bitch again, it'll be too soon!"

"I totally agree with you, Kate," Glenn replied. "And he's done a lot worse than that. He tried legalizing marijuana, he keeps pooping on his owner's lawn, he never pays anyone back, he never visits his human son, and he's a two-time college failure!"

"So what if she started dating him?" Brian continued. "Big deal, she can have him! See if I care." He crossed his arms then. "At least she's hanging out with someone who's honest."

"You know what, Brian, that's the thing," Stewie replied. "You give up too easily. I mean, sure, there are other women you've dated, but they ended up dumping you."

"Well, that does it. I am going to post on DoggieChat and tell my friends about it."

"Fine," Stewie replied, out of ideas. "You do just that."

With that, Stewie left Brian alone to type on his favorite social media site on his phone.

"Everyone," he said as he typed, "You are not going to believe the worst break-up I have ever had."

Later that night, after spending time at a fancy resturaunt, Glenn had dropped Kate off to her apartment.

"I've had a wonderful time with you, Glenn," Kate complimented. "I just can't believe you told me the truth about that horrible ex-boyfriend of mine."

"Well, I'm glad you knew, Kate," Glenn replied as Kate got her walking stick out. "See you soon."

"Thanks, will do."

As soon as Glenn left and Kate started walking to the front door, she had gotten a terrible greeting.

"Get the hell out of this neighborhood, you bitch!"

Kate stopped short.

"What? Who said that?"

"I did!"

It was a male chocolate lab wearing a green collar.

"Look," Kate replied. "I don't know who you are or what you look like, since I can't see, but that's no way to treat a lady."

"Oh?" the chocolate lab replied. "Well, what if a dog like me said it to a dog-hating whore like you?!"

"Wait, you're a dog, too?!" She replied, menacingly! "Then you get the hell away from me!"

With that, she kicked him in the gut so much, he let out an agonizing howl. That howl resulted in the local neighborhood dogs to gather around her, growling.

"Hey, it's Little Miss Dog-Hating Bitch!" shouted a female poodle.

"And look what she just did to Gerald!" added a male cocker.

"She doesn't deserve to live around us dogs!" the poodle replied.

"Stop it!" Kate shouted back. "Leave me alone, you stupid dogs!"

With that, she ran to her apartment, closed the door and curled herself up in a fetal position.

"Where the hell did all these annoying, slobbery, mangy mutts come from, and how do they know I hate them?"

The following morning, Glenn drove his car to Kate's apartment. But when he got there, he saw that it was surrounded with growling dogs.

"Hey, what's going on here?" Glenn got their attention as he got out of his car. "Out of the way!"

The dogs did what Glenn told them to, as he walked right to the door and rang the bell. It didn't take long for Kate to open it. However, she still felt a little scared.

"Kate, you look like you've had a bad night's sleep," he said. "What's wrong?"

"Oh, Glenn, it was horrible," Kate replied. "These dogs all came out of nowhere and called me nasty names after you dropped me off last night."

"Wait, is that why all these dogs are growling at you?"

"Yes," Kate admitted. "They know I'm a dog hater."

"They what?" Glenn's eyes widened.

"That's right!" Gerald agreed, holding onto his stomach. "This stupid bitch is a dog hater!"

"What the f* are you talking about?" Glenn shrugged.

"See for yourself," Gerald answered, pulling out a cellphone.

What Glenn saw not only shocked him, but also lowered his eyebrows in rage.

"That son of a bitch," he seethed. He had just found out who it was that humiliated his blind date.