AN- Hey! First fanfic! Wahoo! Well warnings, I will probably try-try! if I can, to do a "lemon." so i'll put it "T" rated till then. I wont be the best of course. "That depends on the reader I guess." I will make mistakes, I beg you to not use profane language. I will suggest such language to fit the characters, but I will not actually type it. The reason I won't type it is because I can't. T.T my body won't let my mouth say them, and wont let my fingers type them. read please!
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Izaya's POV.
beep! beep! the alarm lets off it irritating noise so I hit the button. She-sh I really do LOVE mornings, I love any part of the day, my humans are, after all needing my attention. I just dislike waking up is all. I swiftly glide out bed. The Ikebukuro monster should be starting work about now. Shizu-chan, I love to tease you, though I'll wait till at night. Guess you need the money from your job, so I got to let you work sometimes. Better hop in the lovely shower!
I hear the front door open and close again with a soft click."Namie! is that you, coming in early?" Knowing fully well she is on time. I hear her set her bag down clumsily.
"No, I'm not early, I'm just not late, and don't talk to me till you are out of the shower!" I 'obey' if you can call it that. I only did it for myself anyways. Who wants to talk to an old hag while your enjoying nice warmth any way. I LOVE hot showers!
Walking out of the shower fully dressed, pleasing the olg hag. Hah. Old hag. New nick name! "Old hag, do your job properly while I'm away ne? No slacking off." I smile coyly at the lady who thinks I'm disgusting when she loves her brother more then she loves other humans.
"I never slack off, I get my work done, and it satisfies you, so no complaints and pay me before you leave!"
"Okay~~" I simply pull out the check I was smart enough to make previously. I knows my greedy humans well ne~.
Ahh! lovely day, lots of information! Though, I REALLY would like more on that event before. I need a distraction! I've been working a few hours now! I well diserve one! Good timing for my precious high-school humans to appear!
"Hey, Masaomi, and his tag along Mikado" I smile, not evil like, but certainly never friendly.
"H-hey Izaya-kun!" Masaomi said hey,, Mikado's staying silent, I wont allow that!
"Soo, Mikado~ enjoying the many wonders of Ikebuku-"
"C**p!" is the last thing I here from Masaomi before the familiar voice of, regrettably the city's strongest man, H*LL probably the worlds, hits my ears..
"Ughn."
"IZAAYAA- I"VE TOLD YOU TIME AND TIME AGAIN KEEP OUT OF IKEBUKURO!" Ouuch, my head, it hurts, horribly bad, insanely! His all to familiar shout helps none at all. I was looking forward to meeting him, but not with a mail-box! I'ts this late already? I should have figured he was off around now! Stupid new guy! quickly I lift myself off the ground. can't play long today, I'm feeling woozy already! jeez! feign ignorance pi*s him off and get out.
"Ne! Ne! Shizu~chan!~ That really hurt!" Uhrrg, I actually winced, I hope either the protozoan did not notice, or thinks I'm acting!
"FLEA! That was the point, to hurt! Now stay still and let me beat your brains, I bet that'll hurt to!" Uhhg! why must I provoke him? -Because it's fun!- I take off running, not full speed of course, I'll use as little energy as I can to get away. Keep the additional injuries down. "Don't you dare run! IZAYA!"
"That would be nice of me, but I am already running Shizu-chan, so I can't do your 'dare', for you see, it's already done ne? Bye!"
Hopping on moving cars, it is the fastest way to get away, but my coordination is draining. Uhhg, now it starts raining! I love rain, just not when I'm hoping on moving, metal, vehicles!.
Shizuos POV.
Stupid flea! Mocking me! This is my city!... What the! Did IZAYA just almost slip off of a car? How is that possible for the flea? Maybe I hit him actually.. ,,too hard... "Shizu-chan, don't get hit by a bus now!" Nope, I need to hit him harder!
"FLEA!" Grr, were did he go, he jumped! Why must he be so small? I will find him today. He seems off. I wont kill the bug, but I will break some bones!
Ha! There you are, I doubt you planed for me to see your stupid jacket dashing behind the corner towards the... the old park?.
Izaya's POV.
Uhhrg, I feel like, like barfing, euk! I don't like barf. It's unbecoming of me. I've dodged Shizuo now. He would never come to this park, he never does, no one does, it's run down. Also thanks to me,"haunted by a prostitute who was murdered." No parent would let their kid here. Monsters stay away too it seems.
Crawling under the dome house like building I make a mind note to add 'doors' to the two entrances/ exits on either side, this might make a good relaxation place. If I stay in the middle, some one comes in one, bolt out the other. I find this space comforting it's quit and dim. I know I should not lie down in my condition till I see Shinra, but I doubt its that serious, and I feel.. comfy, to a degree.
"Izaya I saw you come this way, you cant run forever!" That was a stab at my pride, I, Izaya Orihara, normally could run forever if I liked! Not now. Did he know that? No of course not he is a protozoan-"nrrg"
Shizuo POV
"Izaya?" Was that weak squabble sound from my Izaya?...! MY IZAYA? What am I thinking? Stupid flea.
"nyaaahhg!" that's Izaya! From that green dome! really?... Is he a child?
Crawling in one end, I see Izaya sprawled out ,then squeezing his head and curling into himself "Flea are you okay?" Sh*t -why do I sound so concerned?
"Nhhg noooo!"
"I-Izaya?" He looks pitiful and small. So fragile. I threw a mail box at this, fragile boy in pain.
"Noo, go away! Mu-monsters are un-we-welcome in my club house-nrrg." He's even failing to give his horrible smirk that drives me off the edge, or does it? Right now it, it hurts?
"Da*m you flea, looking all pathetic I can't kill you. Best take you to Shinra."
"No, don't even touch me!" wow! that he managed to put bite into,"nyaarhgehhh" and he lost it all with that. "Shut up you god da*m flea. I'm taking you, and you're going to deal with it." ... did he just whimper? I did this, to,, him, but he asked for it, right, he was in Ikebukuro! Why do I feel guilty?
AN! hey, how did I do? review? I'd feel ah-maz-ing if you did! this has been Re-Edited. I bet it is still full of errors.
:Izaya: why am I in pain?
Zoey: Because you deserved it? because you were in Ikebukuro?
Shizou: That's my line.
Izaya: I believe it is, it sounds strange,, coming from..her.
Zoey: I know. I meant to type "Shizuo" for that...
Izaya: you are quite terrible at telling lies...or are you..? "smirks" review