How it should be
** wassup I have nothing to do so I will express my feelings of how I think digimon should have been. Darn it I have some pretty good opinions. Flames ha I laugh at you!!!**
……………
The "chosen" children were all in their cabins.
"Damn it Izzy, online chess sucks!" said Tai.
"You're the one that wanted to play!!!" retorted Izzy.
"Whoahoho it's snowing," said Joe.
"For the last time it can't- hey it really is this time!" said Matt.
"I don't think that's normal or safe, why don't we go out and see?" said TK.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH," as they all seemingly plunge to their deaths.
"Wait we're fine," said Sora.
*Oof, oof, oof, oof* the rest of them land.
"It's just like my dream now radioactive bunnies will leap out to slash our- ", (Matt) "Damn it Joe, shut up!!!"
"Hi I'm Korom-", "AHHHH, a talking piece of crap!!!" screamed Tai.
"No I'm not a-"
"Get it off!!!"
"Be quiet, we all got one too," an annoyed Sora said.
"Shuttingup." zipped Tai. "Anything for you baby."
"Let go of my leg!" shouted Sora.
"So, uh what are you?" asked Mimi.
"We're Digimon, my name is Tanemon, "My name is-" "That's nice, don't care. Just wanted to know what you are, not a whole frickin' introduction," said all the kids.
…………..
"Get him Agumon!!!! Use your fire ball!"
"FIREBA-wait it's pepper breath."
"Yeah but why do you all have to say your attacks?"
"I dunno, it's a reflex."
"Well if you don't quit I'll beat it out a ya."
*Starts to cry*
"GRRR" growled Tai.
"Tai leave him alone," said Sora.
"Agumon best buddy!"
*Starts drooling on Sora's feet*
"Matt, sic him."
*BAM, POW, Tai's on the ground whimpering. *
"Hey a Devil- oupe he's dead, Jerk, singing, monkey, dead too, vampire /hey a new kid wid a kitty/, dead- wait not quite, now he's dead."
"JOE! STOP SPECTATING!!!"
"Myotismon is a talking basketball-crotch. Hehe" said TK.
"Should the ground be in the sky?" asked Mimi.
"Hey, no." said Izzy.
"Well it is and we're going up."
"Oh God im nauseous, colors, floating, the things created on the internet." said Joe.(barf)
……………
"Hey the monkey's back!"
"That's it!!!"
……………
"Aeroveedramon go get em'- oops wrong place!"
*shuffle, slam*
"Tai were you just?- never mind," said a confused Matt
"I will destroy you all!" said Piedmon.
"Angemon DGVLV to Magnaangemon!!!"
"Bitchin!!!" say Kari + TK.
"Gate of Destiny!"
"AHHHHHHH!!!"
"Whoo finally over." says Tai.
*all hanging with their mouths open*
"Aww damn it there's somethin' else behind me isn't there?"
……….
"….I hated those crests anyway they hurt my neck." said Mimi
*Everybody goes to ultimate/mega*
"The big ugly hectagon go BOOM!!!" says Kari.
………..
"Now we can finally go home," said Izzy.
All agree.
"Don't you wanna stay?"
"Hell no!!!" yell all the kids.
*SLAM, vroom…*
THE END
** Wow my opinion sucks!!! Uh I guess if you think it's funny write a review. Im usually not a long talker so uh thanks**
** wassup I have nothing to do so I will express my feelings of how I think digimon should have been. Darn it I have some pretty good opinions. Flames ha I laugh at you!!!**
……………
The "chosen" children were all in their cabins.
"Damn it Izzy, online chess sucks!" said Tai.
"You're the one that wanted to play!!!" retorted Izzy.
"Whoahoho it's snowing," said Joe.
"For the last time it can't- hey it really is this time!" said Matt.
"I don't think that's normal or safe, why don't we go out and see?" said TK.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH," as they all seemingly plunge to their deaths.
"Wait we're fine," said Sora.
*Oof, oof, oof, oof* the rest of them land.
"It's just like my dream now radioactive bunnies will leap out to slash our- ", (Matt) "Damn it Joe, shut up!!!"
"Hi I'm Korom-", "AHHHH, a talking piece of crap!!!" screamed Tai.
"No I'm not a-"
"Get it off!!!"
"Be quiet, we all got one too," an annoyed Sora said.
"Shuttingup." zipped Tai. "Anything for you baby."
"Let go of my leg!" shouted Sora.
"So, uh what are you?" asked Mimi.
"We're Digimon, my name is Tanemon, "My name is-" "That's nice, don't care. Just wanted to know what you are, not a whole frickin' introduction," said all the kids.
…………..
"Get him Agumon!!!! Use your fire ball!"
"FIREBA-wait it's pepper breath."
"Yeah but why do you all have to say your attacks?"
"I dunno, it's a reflex."
"Well if you don't quit I'll beat it out a ya."
*Starts to cry*
"GRRR" growled Tai.
"Tai leave him alone," said Sora.
"Agumon best buddy!"
*Starts drooling on Sora's feet*
"Matt, sic him."
*BAM, POW, Tai's on the ground whimpering. *
"Hey a Devil- oupe he's dead, Jerk, singing, monkey, dead too, vampire /hey a new kid wid a kitty/, dead- wait not quite, now he's dead."
"JOE! STOP SPECTATING!!!"
"Myotismon is a talking basketball-crotch. Hehe" said TK.
"Should the ground be in the sky?" asked Mimi.
"Hey, no." said Izzy.
"Well it is and we're going up."
"Oh God im nauseous, colors, floating, the things created on the internet." said Joe.(barf)
……………
"Hey the monkey's back!"
"That's it!!!"
……………
"Aeroveedramon go get em'- oops wrong place!"
*shuffle, slam*
"Tai were you just?- never mind," said a confused Matt
"I will destroy you all!" said Piedmon.
"Angemon DGVLV to Magnaangemon!!!"
"Bitchin!!!" say Kari + TK.
"Gate of Destiny!"
"AHHHHHHH!!!"
"Whoo finally over." says Tai.
*all hanging with their mouths open*
"Aww damn it there's somethin' else behind me isn't there?"
……….
"….I hated those crests anyway they hurt my neck." said Mimi
*Everybody goes to ultimate/mega*
"The big ugly hectagon go BOOM!!!" says Kari.
………..
"Now we can finally go home," said Izzy.
All agree.
"Don't you wanna stay?"
"Hell no!!!" yell all the kids.
*SLAM, vroom…*
THE END
** Wow my opinion sucks!!! Uh I guess if you think it's funny write a review. Im usually not a long talker so uh thanks**