Title: Not a Girl

Author: Chibi Envy Chan

Pairing: 5x8

Warning: Shounen ai and Gojyo's potty mouth

Summary: Typical day with the crew.

Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki.

"Gojyo…"

"But –"

"No buts," Hakkai said with a stern expression as he held back the enraged hanyou. "Remember, these are innocent humans, and we have more important… issues to take care of."

The human turned youkai was right as always. Why did he end up with a smart one? Well, on the bright side, it was better than those bimbos he usually hung out with. "All right, all right, I'll let them live for now."

Hakkai let out a sigh until…

Gojyo glared at the frightened humans. "Get this straight, I'm not the fucking girl in this relationship."

Sometimes, Hakkai wondered which was more insane: joining Sanzo and Goku on this merry trip or becoming involved with Gojyo.

Either way, it was going to be the death of him…

Or his sanity.