Brick
Brick! You really are such a narcissistic prick!
Ask my friend Nick. Ask my friend Rick. Ask my friend Mick.
They'll all say the same.
But really Brick, what have you got to gain through being so vain?
You can be such a dick that you need someone to give you a good kick!
You're so obnoxious that even our pet dog won't run up to you and give you a big lick.
You are definitely more vacant than a stick.
You really think that you are going to be the one that everyone will pick.
You're wrong! When you are seen, everyone will run away quick!
You're so obnoxious that you make me sick!
You presence is more annoying than a nibbling tic.
Well one good thing about you is your hair. It's so orange that it's like a flame on a candle wick.
But since you're so vile, it's not fair that you have such nice hair.
I'll volunteer to do a dare! I'll chop off your hair with a razor manufactured by Bic!