Author's Note: The story might be a little bit stretched, so don't be too surprised.

Pop Goes The Smeagol!

By Charles Xavier

The Fellowship were followed indeed,

And Frodo saw that freako,

When Gandalf fell along with Balrog,

Pop goes the Smeagol!

He laughed in joy and had no care,

That wizard was so lame-o,

But when he comes back from the dead,

Pop goes the Smeagol!

And later when the Fellowship broke,

Gollum thought it was neato!

He scared the pants off Frodo and said:

"Pop goes the Smeagol!"

He then thought up a cunning plan

Just like a crafty weasel,

He'll take the Masters to Shelob's Lair.

Pop goes the Smeagol!

When Tolkien had finished his book,

He closed it on the table,

But Gollum jumped out, he heard him scream:

"POP GOES THE SMEAGOL!"

*Tolkien suffers heart attack and falls off chair*

"Oops…"