Authoress Note: Okay this is after the whole Jen Series, which I'm not typing and no ms. Selina Kyle, they aren't about you! I'm just not typing them up cause I don't feel like it! Got it? Good! Now remember to review, or else you won't get Apfel Kuchen! Now on to the story!

The next day Harry returned to Hogwarts. First class: Potions!

"Our old celebrity has returned," screeched Snape in a girly voice. "Harry, you're so brave, marry me! I'll do anything for you I LOVE YOU!"

Obviously Snape has gone through some CHANGES while Harry was gone. Snape had cut his hair, dyed it blond with pink (Evil Color!) highlights, and it looked like he had actually washed it! He had also gotten plastic surgery for his nose, and got Liposuction done! Harry was in love...with someone who I'm not gonna tell you right now. *Evil people try to kill authoress* Fine! Fine! I'll tell you! Geez! I'll tell you...Next Chapter. MUHAHAHAHAHAAAH! Now review or Harry shall eat you!

Harry-*in a cage* You look Yummy!

MG- No threating the authoress Harry!

Harry-*knocked out*

MG- Oops! I just happened to have a heavy frying pan in my hand when I "accidentally" dropped it on Harry's head. NOW REVIEW!