I give you the latest story, How Did My Life Turn Out Like A Harem Manga?! (Aka HDMLTOLHM?!) Yeah, it's really a long title…

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Before we start the story…No, it's not a Yaoi story. I decide to make this story because I really love this manga and I want to create an ES21 fanfic. There will be some OCs but they may won't show up yet, just to let you know.

Also, I'm not good at writing a game scene but I'll try my best when it occurs in the story.

Some characters must be OOC, due to the fact that it has been a while since I read the manga but I'll try my best.

Now it's time for the first chapter of How Did My Life Turn Out Like A Harem Manga?! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Eyeshield 21 but I do own some OCs.


Chapter One: The New Captain


It was a clear day at the Deimon High School and everything appear to be so peaceful…

"Wait, you mean me?!" A screaming voice echoing across the school, belong to a meek boy as he pointed at himself with a gaping expression and the devious blonde student grin at him wickedly while the other students glance between them.

"Yes, fucking pipsqueak, you." Hiruma chuckled with a shotgun in his hand, "In a few months when you become second year, you will be the new captain of Devil Bats." The meek boy was about to say something but a hard smack to his back cut him off.

"Congrats, Sena!" Monta grinned at his best friend while the rest of players clap for Sena before a large shadow cast over them and they look up to see a flying bawling giant.

"C-C-Congrats, Sena!" Kurita grabbed them in a powerful bear hug with a wail, "Y-Y-You deserve it! I'm sorry that I can't play with you guys next year but I'll support you all way to the Christmas Bowl!"

"That's only if they make it alive." Musashi clean his ear with his pinky finger, glancing at the semi-fainting students in the bawling giant's arms.

"B-But I'm not sure about that…" Sena rubbed the back of his head as soon as he recovered from Kurita's hug of doom, "I never have leaded anyone before…" He quickly ducks down with a scream as the devious student shot his machine gun at him.

"Don't be unsure about it, fucking pipsqueak!" Hiruma popped his gum, "You have leaded us several times before and you have more experience than other bastards."

"I-I did?" Sena blinked at him, "When?" His question earn him an bonk to head with the butt of a shotgun from Hiruma.

"During against the Team USA and Christmas Bowl!" The blonde student scowled, how the hell did this damn pipsqueak forget about these times?!

"Sorry, everything really flies by so fast in one year…" Sena rubbed his head with a nervous chuckle and several of his teammates agreed with him by nodding their heads.

"Whatever." Hiruma run his hand across his hair with a sigh, "I'll give you the keys tomorrow and we will go over some important things that you need to know as the captain."

"Alright." Sena nodded.

"Now then…" Hiruma grinned wickedly, "To celebrate your new position, we are going to Yakiniku Minotaur and the captain pay for everything!"

"EH?!" Sena cried out with widened eyes but the cheering teammates drained him out.


Sena quietly chew on the grilled meat, he was thankful that the restaurant has a special all-you-can-eat discount today but he felt like he just lost most of his allowance in one day. "Don't look down." Jumonji chuckled, "Some of us are chipping in."

"T-Thank…" Sena sighed, "I was so worried that I was going to be broken at the end of this day."

Jumonji sip his drink with a chuckle before he glance at him as he notice something missing, "Hey…Where's Mamori?"

"Oh, she said that she is meeting one of her friends." Sena replied, "She said that it was urgent."

"Ah, I see." Jumonji shrugged his shoulder, he was just curious about the absent of their manager.

"MARK MY WORD, I WILL GET A GIRLFRIEND NEXT YEAR!" They turned to the source of the voice, revealing to be Kuroki. He seems to be drunk with something, due to his red face and his swaying body.

"Oh, boy, he's at it again." Jumonji muttered before he notice Sena's curious expression, "Every time when the school year end, Koji declare that he will get a girlfriend the next year but he always push it to the back."

"I-I-I see…" Sena sweatdropped at the new info, he wasn't sure how to respond to that but it make him curious about something. 'Will I get a girlfriend next year?'


In a cafe, Mamori sit with her close friend, Sara, and they wait for their coffee. "So how was the American Football club today?" Sara asked.

"It was good, just a meeting and guess what?" Mamori smiled happily, "Sena have been voted as the new captain for the team next year! It's really amazing that he have grown up from a boy he used to be when we were little." Their coffees appeared at their table, "He really change so much that I don't see him as a child anymore…"

"Oh, that's amazing." Sara fidgeted with her coffee cup, "…Say, do you like him as a man?"

"Eh?" Mamori's hands flew up to her chest with an unnoticeable blush, "N-No, not at all. He's just a childhood friend."

"That's great…" Sara perked up before she quickly cover her mouth, looking away with a faintly blush.

"Sara?" Mamori stared at her friend, realizing something after how her friend reacts to the new info. "By any chance, do you…"

"Like Sena, yeah…" Sara giggled shyly as she twirl her index finger around the edge of the cup, "He's kinda cute and cool at same time. I'm thinking that I would ask him to hang out with me but I was nervous because I don't want to lose our friendship." She glanced up at her friend, "You're okay with it if I ask him?"

"Y-Yeah, I'm okay with it." Mamori smiled, she doesn't know why she feels a pang in her heart.

"Wonderful." Sara clapped her hands together with a gleeful smile.


Sena walk on the sidewalk at the night and he come across the park. The first thing he saw was the back of a familiar person in the distance, "Shin?" Sena blinked before he run up to the person, "Hey, Shin!" He tap the person's shoulder and the person turn around as Sena blink at her, wait, since when was Shin a girl? "O-O-Oh, sorry!" Sena blushed embarrassingly, she look like Shin in the distance because they look similar but there was a few difference between them like her slender face, slightly shorter than the real Shin and two small bumps on her chests. "I thought you were someone else."

"That's okay, Sena, you're not the first and last person to mistake me for Shin." The girl replied flatly with an expressionless face.

"Again, I'm sorry…" Sena release a relived sigh before he realizes something, "…Eh, how did you know my name?"

"I watched most of your games since you beat Shin at running in your first match, which your team loses." She said before she notices his puzzled expression, "Like your friend, Shin, I also went to Ojo Academy."

"Oh, I see." Sena scratched his cheek with a sheepishly chuckle as he tried to find something to change the topic, "Um…What are you doing out here at night. Oh, what's your name by the way?"

"My name is Hosutoku Ai, you can call me Ai." Ai introduced herself, "And I was taking a little break from the running."

"Ah, so you're in a club?" Sena tilted his head slightly.

"…No, but I hope to change that sooner." Ai replied and Sena feel a little crept out that she doesn't change her expression the whole time, it's like looking at Shin if he was cross-dressing.

"What are you planning to join?" He asked.

"American Football." Ai answered without missing a beat.

"As a manager?" Sena smiled.

"No, as a player." She corrected him, "I was told that I can't form an all-girl team because there aren't a lot of female teams."

"Really?" Sena blinked, "I thought there were female teams for the football…"

"Yes, but only in other countries." Ai sighed, "And they are not really popular because they were look down upon by people because of sexism."

"Ah…" Sena winced, "That must suck…But I hope you will make the team as a player, I know a girl that played on other team…"

"Yes, Karin, I know." Ai glanced at him, "I watched this game too."

"Right." Sena scratched his head with a sheepishly chuckle before he check the time with a gasp, "Sorry, I gotta go! I'm late for dinner, see you later!" He took off in a flash and Ai followed his back with her eyes before she resume her running in the opposite direction.


Sena flop down on his bed with a exhausted sigh, it was one long day and his mother just made him so tried because she was so proud about his new position. He was about to close his eyes but his phone vibrated and he fish it out, checking the message.

"Heard you just become the captain, congrats. Work hard." –Maruko

Sena smiled at the text message and he replies it back before he falls asleep.


"Thank. I wish you good luck with your team, hopefully we'll play against each other in the game." –Sena

Maruko pull her legs up against her chest as she stare at the screen with a tiny smile and she text a new message.

"I hope so…Hey, do you have any plan for the summer. I would love to hang out with you."

Maruko stare at her phone before she deletes it and she rests her head on the pillow with a sigh. She develops a crush on him after he got her out of the harm's way when Gaou come across them before their game. 'What am I going to do?' She sighs to herself with a small frown.


Little did Sena know that, it was just a beginning of something and it will be very chaotic for him and at same time, humorous to some certain people.


And that ends our first chapter of HDMLTOLHM! Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great!

That is just a beginning and poor Sena don't know that his life will get more crazy than his first year! So far, we just saw a couple girls that fall for him!

Before anyone ask…No, Ai is not a OC, she was in one of the manga volumes as fake Shin and her name reveal to be Love but I change it to Ai because it make more sense since Ai also mean Love.

What will happen in the next chapter? Who know? Let's find out next time!

Now here's the bad news…My laptop somehow lose its ability to connect with wifi and I think I may have to send it out for a repair. Good thing that I have a flash driver and a desktop computer but my laptop is the only one that has Microsoft word. More bad news is that if it's fixed faster, I'm taking a two or three weeks break for some down time. Don't worry, it doesn't mean that I will stop writing.

I think that's all I can say for now…Thank you for your time to read it.

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