INT. HENRY'S HOUSE - SATURDAY AFTERNOON
Three of the Hart's, MR. HART, PIPER, and MRS. HART are sitting on the couch. HENRY HART walks down the stairs into the living room.
HENRY
What up, my dudettes and dad?
PIPER
Ew.
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MR. HART
Piper, don't be rude. Henry, don't be weird.
(Laugh Track)
As Mr. Hart continues to talk, Henry looks down at his watch to see a notification.
HENRY
Ooh, sorry dad, I'd like to stay and talk, but I gotta go.
MRS. HART
It's a Saturday afternoon, where are you going?
HENRY
"Junk n' Stuff."
MR. HART
For what?
HENRY
Oh, you know, some stuff...and junk.
(Laugh Track)
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INT. MAN CAVE, LATER THAT AFTERNOON
Henry walks into the Man Cave to see the local superhero, CAPTAIN MAN, putting on his superhero outfit.
HENRY
What up, my dude?
CAPTAIN MAN
Henry, if you keep saying that everytime you walk into a room, I will fire you.
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HENRY
Sorry. So, what did you need?
CAPTAIN MAN
We've been getting a lot of calls about a masked man terrorizing citizens downtown. Get your gear on, Kid Danger, we're going to go check it out.
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EXT. DOWNTOWN SWELLVIEW - LATER AFTERNOON
Captain Man and Henry are wandering the empty streets, looking for anything or anyone suspicious.
CAPTAIN MAN
Do you see anything, Henry?
HENRY
Nope.
CAPTAIN MAN
Roger Dodger.
HENRY
No, it's Danger. Kid Danger.
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CAPTAIN MAN
No, it's a -nevermind…
(Laugh Track)
HENRY
Captain Man, I see him!
They see a man with something covering his face, and a circle with two lines through it on his forehead.
CAPTAIN MAN
Halt, evildoer! It is I, Captain Man, here to stop your reign of terro-
He barely dodges an axe thrown at his head.
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The two superheroes begin to chase the masked man. Captain Man throws an object at him, knocking him to the ground.
CAPTAIN MAN
Now, let's see who's really under that mask.
He pulls off the mask to reveal…
SEN. TED CRUZ
Drat!
CAPTAIN MAN
The Zodiac Killer?
HENRY
What up, my Cruz?
CAPTAIN MAN
Henry…
HENRY
Sorry!
(Laugh Track)