"They should make waking up for school this early illegal," I muttered to myself as I woke up for any other school day at six thirty in the morning and as I was going to go to my bathroom to straighten my hair, someone was already in there, can't be my mom is asleep at seven and my father is out somewhere and it can't be my brother because he's usually up at seven thirty, so who the fuck is in the bathroom?

"Yo, can whoever is in here like open the door so I can use it," I said as I knocked on the door.

"Do you even know how long it takes to be dashing?" The voice asked. No, it couldn't be, not him!

"Great, Cody is in my fucking bathroom," I said as I walked away, having to go curly haired for today. I walked into the kitchen and grabbed a bowl of cereal. I sat in the kitchen table and ate the cereal and saw my mom walk out of her room, "Mom, why is Rhodes in our bathroom?"

"Who hunny?" Joanna asked as she grabbed herself coffee.

"Why is Dashing Cody Rhodes in our bathroom taking his sweet ass time?" I asked again with added annoyance.

"Well, since the WWE is coming to Canada, and since where we are has lousy hotels, I offered him and a few other superstars to stay with us," Joanna replied.

"Who exactly are these 'other superstars' is it just mainly the guys you like?" I asked. "If so, can I move out until they leave?" I asked.

"No—its some guys that you like—and the actual ones, not the ones that I think you like," Joanna said, then I saw someone that I absolutely despise in the WWE.

"Mom," I whined. "Did you have to have Miz here as well?" I asked, plopping my head beside my bowl of cereal.

"Lana, you have to not hate him sooner or later," Joanna said.

"Easy for you to say, you freaking love him," I said, muffled from the Christmas-themed place mat.

"Still—he's going to be here for a while, you gotta like him sooner or later," Joanna said. "Besides, he's awesome,"

"NO!" I said, shooting my head up, almost giving me whip lash. "He's not awesome, or never will be awesome,"

Mike was going to yell at me, before Joanna rubbed his arm up and down and said, "Don't bother, she'll think differently by next week,"

"Who else did you bring?" I asked, already pissed at my mother for bringing Cody and Miz into our house.

"Barrett," Joanna started.

"Come on!" I said throwing my hands in the air, "Why did you bring the guys that I absolutely hate!"

"You didn't let me finish," Joanna said. "I also invited Gabriel, Morrison & Bryan,"

My eyes instantly went wide and excited and I ended up clapping my hands in excitement as well.

"Well looks like she's a nerd," Miz commented.

"Shut up," I said instantly turning homicidal.

"Is your daughter homicidal right now?" Miz asked, turning his attention to Joanna.

"Yeah—better not make her pissed off," Joanna said. "By the way Cody is driving you to school,"

"WHY?" I exclaimed. "By the time I'm ready, he'll still be in the bathroom doing his damn face, and I usually take bout an hour just getting my uniform right," I added, sighing and tossing my head back in frustration.

"Looks like you can't get everything you want princess," Miz said.

"Better watch your mouth over there Miz," I said with an added death glare as I walked back into my room to get dressed in my uniform.