Instant Chaos
by hikaranko

Summary: Belldandy gets a phone call from a friend in another dimension asking for help. And, being the helpful goddess that she is,Bell instantly goes over there to help. But this other dimension is just...strange. Throw in a couple of crazy goddesses and... instant chaos.

Disclaimer: I definitely do not own anything from the "Oh My Goddess!" or "Pokemon" series. This story was a random idea that entered my head years ago. The characters all belong to their respective creators, and the credit for their existence therefore goes to those people.

Author's Note: Okay... This is a really really really old fan-fic that I wrote like, 3 or 4 years ago, when I was a crazy little freshman with random anime obsessions. It's kinda - no,it's reallyweird, and I haven't touched the file inthe longest time, 'cause I have no idea how to end it. I might try as I put it up here, so you might notice a change in writing style. It's very different from my Kingdom Hearts novelization, so it's kinda refreshing to read something stupid like this. Just thought I'd share this lump of words to see if anybody would care to laugh at it. :P I really just wrote it for fun. So, uh... enjoy?

Chapter 1
Of Phone Calls and Goddesses

It had been pretty quiet around the temple for the past few days. Thanks to a recent surge of brainstorms, Skuld had locked herself up in her room and had spent her time building a series of new inventions. Virtually all of them worked fine, not bothering anyone else. As for Urd, she spent most of her time watching animé on the TV since there were animé marathons from nine in the morning to four in the afternoon all week long. This was all perfect for Keiichi, since he needed all the peace in the world for the upcoming exams. He could hear Belldandy humming as she cooked dinner in the kitchen. Keiichi glanced away from his notes to look at her through the doorway.

She was wearing a long white and blue skirt, reaching just below her knees and a matching white blouse. There were faded blue flowers printed all around the collar and the sleeves, and all the buttons on her blouse were little blue roses in full bloom. Her glossy light brown hair swayed as she leaned in one direction or the other to pick up an ingredient for whatever delicious food she was making.

Keiichi watched her for a moment before returning back to reading his notes. It wasn't long before he looked up at her again and smiled to himself, feeling his cheeks burn red. He was so lucky. How often did you meet a guy who literally had a goddess for a girlfriend? Not only that, but he had somehow managed to get the kindest, sweetest, most trusting goddess in the heavens! Him! Keiichi Morisato!

Belldandy turned her head slightly as she reached over to grab another bowl, and saw Keiichi looking at her from the corner of her eye. She looked at him with kind eyes and smiled. Keiichi melted into the floor. His entire face began to burn red and he had to look away, still smiling to himself. Belldandy watched Keiichi lovingly for a moment, then returned to her cooking.

It wasn't often that Skuld was so busy with her inventions that she didn't even bother to try to keep Keiichi and Belldandy apart. How long had it been since they had been alone like this? Not since Urd and Skuld were called back to the heavens, but that had been, well, unsuccessful. What was even stranger was the fact that the two were still there on Earth.

Belldandy smiled triumphantly, her blue eyes filling with joy, at the successful completion of the day's meal. She took a plate, carefully positioning the bacon and eggs. Bell then reached for two bowls, filling one with rice and the other with miso soup. She then placed the plate and bowls onto a tray, along with a pair of chopsticks. Belldandy lifted the tray carefully and walked into the dining room, where Keiichi was lying on the floor as he studied.

"Dinner is ready," Belldandy announced cheerfully.

Upon Belldandy's entrance, Keiichi looked up at her, smiling. Then he placed his brown eyes on the meal that she had so lovingly prepared. He pulled his legs out from under the table, gathering his things together quickly, and sat cross-legged on the floor at the table.

"Thanks, Bell," Keiichi smiled as his divine girlfriend placed his food down on the table in front of him. "It looks delicious!"

Belldandy smiled warmly at Keiichi. She then stood again to grab the teakettle that was still sitting on the kitchen counter. "Would you like some tea, Keiichi?"

Keiichi looked up at Belldandy, swallowed his latest mouthful of food, and grinned. "Sure, Bell! Sounds great!"

Belldandy smiled once again, returning to the table with a new tray that held the teakettle and two teacups. She placed it gently on the table so as not to spill anything and poured a cup for Keiichi. Belldandy then looked at Keiichi, who was busy with his nose in his notebook, and placed his cup near his food.

"Here you go, Kei," Belldandy said as she set the cup down.

"Oh, thanks, Bell," Keiichi replied, without tearing his eyes away from the pages of his notebook.

He absently felt around the table for his teacup, his mind only half-conscious of such an action. The moment he found the cup, he wrapped his fingers around it, ready to lift it to his lips and take a sip. It was then that he felt the presence of another hand there. A soft, warm hand, that clung loosely to his teacup. One of Belldandy's hands.

Keiichi felt his face turn red. The feeling of Belldandy's hand touching his pulled his head away from his exam notes. Both Keiichi and Belldandy looked over at each other, both blushing. Their faces began to inch toward each other, their eyelids lowering as they both prepared themselves for one of their rare kisses. Keiichi vaguely heard a voice at the back of his head.

"Are you sure you're going to finish it this time?" it said, its tone dripping with doubt.

Well, I've gotta go for it, Keiichi answered it. I know, something always happens, right? But still... I may never get another chance. That's why...

They were barely an inch apart, and still getting closer. Some other part of Keiichi's brain realized that this was the closest they'd ever been. And the fact that they were closing this space... It was going to happen! They were going to kiss! They were going to...

The telephone rang. It could be heard all the way there in the tearoom. Belldandy slowly began to pull away, the ringing of the telephone snapping her out of Cloud Nine. Keiichi cursed under his breath. He thought he was going to cry.

"The phone..." Belldandy started to rise from the floor.

Keiichi raised a hand to stop her. "No, it's okay, Bell. I'll get it."

He rose from the floor and walked out of the dining room into the hallway. Belldandy seated herself back down and followed Keiichi with her eyes. She then looked at his food, somewhat sadly.

"But... Your food will get cold, Keiichi."

As Keiichi walked toward the telephone, he thought of what might happen if he were to start screaming at the person on the other end. He'd tell them what for, interrupting him and his girlfriend just as they were about to kiss. Keiichi started to get upset. Yeah, he'd verbally bash whomever it was that was calling. He'd tell them off for calling at such an inopportune moment. He'd kill them for not calling just a minute later! Yeah. Yeah, that's what he'd do. That guy was dead meat, whoever he was.

He picked up the phone and held the receiver up to his ear.

"Morisato residence."

Keiichi cringed as he heard the words come automatically from his mouth. Wow, way to tell them off, Keiichi. You sure showed them. He slapped his forehead in dismay. He was such a disappointment to himself.

"Is Miss Belldandy there?" It was a girl on the other end. It wasn't a voice he recognized, though, which was strange. Everyone that Bell knew, Keiichi knew, too. So who was this? Was this another goddess?

"Umm, may I ask who's calling?" Kei looked back toward the dining room.

"Oh!" the girl answered with a light laugh. "I'm sorry. This is Joy, an old friend of hers."

"Alright then," Keiichi answered just as breezily. He supposed it was another goddess. "Just a moment, I'll -" Keiichi turned, ready to call for Belldandy to come to the phone.

"Oh, no need to bother her," Joy interjected. "Just tell her that I need her to take over my clinic in Ecruteak City for a while, as I'll be heading out of town soon, but just for a few days. Could you tell her that, please?"

Keiichi was confused. Clinic? "Um... Yes, ma'am, I'll tell her."

"Thank you very much!" the nurse said cheerily.

"You're very welcome, ma'am. Bye."

Keiichi put the phone down and sighed. His "quality time" with Belldandy had once again been interrupted. This was just the way his luck ran, and, sad to say, Keiichi was starting to get used to it. But still, he had to wonder: why couldn't that phone call have come just a minute later? He started to go back to the dining room and saw Belldandy standing in the hallway, bathed in the orange light of the sunset that was coming out of the open dining room door. Keiichi smiled helplessly and walked toward her.

"Who was that, Kei?" Belldandy asked sweetly as he approached her.

"A lady… Joy?" he replied, straining to remember through the heavy fog of disappointment. "Said she was an old friend of yours. She said that she needed you to take care of her clinic since she's going out on a trip in a day or two." He then strained to remember the name of the city. "Eh-Ecru-Ecruteak? Ecruteak City, I think?" Keiichi had a confused expression on his face as he looked at his divine girlfriend for an explanation.

"So that would be... Nurse Joy?" Belldandy echoed. "That means I have to head into another dimension. I wonder how she made that call." She looked thoughtful for a moment, and then remembered. "Oh, of course! I taught her how to contact me if ever she needed to." Belldandy smiled at Keiichi warmly.

He thought he was going to sink through the floor. For two reasons: Number one, his girlfriend was going out of town for a few days into another dimension; Number two, because she'd just given him the warmest, most trusting and radiant smile in the universe. Keiichi blushed slightly.

"So you're going to this other dimension to take her place?" He knew he sounded disappointed, and he knew that Belldandy was going to worry.

Her smile faded slightly, and her blue eyes turned to look down at the floor near Keiichi's feet. "Yes. I'm really, very sorry, Kei…" She looked back up at him with sympathetic eyes.

Keiichi sighed and walked into the dining room to finish studying. "It's alright, Bell. It's not like you can help it." He plopped down on the floor, then flipped open his notebook to the page he'd been reading before. "Besides, I could probably focus more on my studies this way."

Belldandy suddenly looked slightly upset. No. She wasn't about to let herself abandon Keiichi. He still needed her by his side. That had been his wish, and she had granted it. The Ultimate Force would not let them be apart. She would not let them be apart. Bell tapped Keiichi lightly on the shoulder and he turned to face her.

"Kei, I'm going to call up Nurse Joy now. I want to ask her if you all can go with me."

She saw his eyes light up. "You are?"

"Mm hmm." Belldandy smiled hopefully and walked over to the phone to call Nurse Joy and ask her if it was all right to have a few helpers. Belldandy picked up the receiver and called the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center. After a few moments, someone picked up the phone on the other end.

"May I please speak with Nurse Joy?" Belldandy said softly into the receiver. Keiichi leaned a little ways toward the hallway. He wanted to hear as much as he could of their conversation. "Oh, Nurse Joy! It's me, Belldandy. You called my house earlier about taking your place while you're out of town? …Of course, I'm always willing to lend a helping hand! I just wanted to know if it's okay with you if I bring some helpers with me."

This was what Keiichi wanted to hear. Unfortunately for him, he couldn't see Belldandy's expression from where he was sitting, nor could he hear the nurse's reply on the other end. Irritated and heart sunk, Keiichi returned to his notes.

"Okay. Perhaps tomorrow afternoon, then?" Belldandy spoke into the receiver, then glanced down the hallway and saw Skuld emerge from her room and stretch. "Yes. Thank you very much, Nurse Joy." Belldandy replaced the receiver as Skuld looked over at Belldandy and grinned.

"Hey Belldandy! Wanna see my latest invention?" Skuld's vision of her big sister was speckled with square roots and assorted mechanical designs and blue prints. She hadn't torn herself away from her lab work in hours. Maybe even days.

"Good heavens, you've finished it already?" Belldandy exclaimed, her face brightening.

Skuld raced over to Belldandy and grabbed her arm. "Yup! You wanna see it?"

Belldandy smiled pleasantly. "I'd love to, but..."

Just then, Keiichi poked his head out the doorway and peered at Belldandy and Skuld. "You haven't eaten yet, Bell. Aren't you hungry or anything?"

Keiichi could have slapped himself for being an idiot. He knew how obvious it was that he wanted so badly to jump into the conversation. He had to know what Nurse Joy said on the phone. How much more obvious could he have made it? He'd asked Belldandy if she wanted to eat, and everyone in the temple knew that goddesses didn't need food. Skuld gave him a weird look. Keiichi ignored her. It was time to pop the question.

"I heard you on the phone… You're leaving tomorrow?" His heart was filled with hope, and yet it was hurting. Kei saw Skuld's face turn to an expression of shock and horror as she looked up at Belldandy with pleading eyes.

"Sis? You… You're going away tomorrow?"

Belldandy looked down at her little sister, then over at Keiichi. "I'm going to go get Urd."

Keiichi's heart sank into his stomach. That was all Belldandy had to say.

"You're not even taking us?" Skuld yelped after Belldandy, receiving no answer from her dear older sister. "Sis?"

He couldn't believe it. It was true, then. His girlfriend was going to another dimension for a few days and he wasn't allowed to go with her. He couldn't stand the thought of being away from her… He could never stop loving her. Even for a moment.

Keiichi straightened himself as Skuld entered the dining room, sniffling, and as Belldandy and Urd entered. Belldandy was still smiling, and Urd looked quite grouchy. Possibly from the fact that she had been dragged away from the TV and the animé marathon. Kei couldn't understand why Bell was smiling. A sparkle of hope glimmered in his heart. Belldandy remained standing as Urd and Skuld seated themselves at the table.

"Everyone, I've been called to another dimension by an old friend in need." Here Keiichi looked down into his lap and a few tears slipped down Skuld's cheeks. Seeing this, Belldandy's face turned to an expression of concern. "But please, don't worry. It's only for a day or two, I promise! And besides, I just spoke with her, and she said…"

Urd sighed loudly. "I can't believe this!" She cast an annoyed glance at Keiichi and Skuld. "Bell's only going to be away for like, a day, and the two of you are heartbroken over it? Besides, you know that Belldandy won't go anywhere without her Keiichi!" Urd rolled her eyes at how corny such a thing sounded.

Keiichi looked up at this, his cheeks burning red again. Belldandy nodded at Urd. "Exactly. I spoke with her a moment ago, and she said that I can bring my family with me to help out." She smiled at the word 'family' and made a large gesture toward everyone. "This family."

"Then it's settled," Urd said, rising to go back to her room. "We all leave for this other dimension together, right?"

"That's right," Belldandy answered with a nod.

"Tomorrow?" Keiichi asked, his cheeks still slightly red.

His girlfriend only nodded, and her blue eyes turned to her little sister, who was looking very relieved and wiping her tears away shamefully. "Geez," she mumbled quietly. "I was crying over nothing."

"There."

Skuld shut her laptop and disconnected it from Banpei. "Now you're ready to take care of the grounds while we're away!" With that, Banpei marched out into the yard. Skuld smiled broadly and picked up her mini-Banpei. "And since Banpei will be taking care of the grounds, I'll leave the house to you, mini-Banpei!" Skuld pushed its power button and laid it down on the floor. She watched as it marched out the door and down the hallway.

"Just an hour more until we leave," Skuld mused, checking the watch that she'd made earlier.

With two mechanical house guards, and the shield projectors she'd installed at the front door and the gate, the temple was perfectly safe. Skuld grabbed her duffel bag, stuffing in some clothes, her laptop, and her remote control for the shield projectors. She then sighed heavily. She stood up straight and analyzed her "Lab." It was a mess. And since her powers were still too weak, she was left having to clean up her room with her own two hands! There was no time to make a robot to do it for her, so Skuld sighed and started to clean up.

She put all her tools into her toolbox (which she placed into her duffel bag) and placed her pillow onto her mattress. She grabbed the designs she'd started working on and folded them up. They'd have to go on top of her desk. Her calculator… Where had it gone? Skuld looked around for it, and found it on the floor near the door. She grabbed that and threw it into her duffel, along with her pen. With a loud sigh, Skuld picked up some of the small machines she'd made that week and put them up on a shelf, to be activated once she got back. After all the little machines were put away, she opened her closet in search of a sleeping bag.

Urd glanced around her "Castle" and sighed loudly. She was going to miss the rest of the animé marathon due to the trip. Urd decided that it didn't matter now; she could catch the rest of the animé marathon on tape. She really didn't need to take anything with her… If she needed anything, she could teleport back and get it. All she found important enough to do before they left was set the timer on her VCR. Urd folded her arms with a grunt and decided to see if her little sister needed any help.

She walked down the hallway and slid open Skuld's door.

"Need any help, sis?" she asked, leaning against the doorway as she watched her little sister pull a sleeping bag out of her closet.

Skuld blinked at her sister and shook her head. "No, I'm fine."

Urd sighed again and looked at the duffel lying on the floor. It looked like it was going to overflow. She narrowed her emerald green eyes at it. "You know, Skuld, you really don't have to take a sleeping bag or any clothes with you."

Her little sister froze. Now THIS would prove interesting. At least now Urd had something to watch for a while until they left. "Just take your laptop if you want. Belldandy can take care of your clothes, and I'm sure that there are beds for us to sleep in." Urd shrugged. "And if they DON'T have any, we can just teleport back here and get some sleeping bags."

"GEEZ!" Skuld cried, exasperated. With an angry expression on her face, she began to push the sleeping bag she'd been trying to pull out back into the closet. "After all the trouble I - oof! - Went through to - oof! - Get this stupid thing - oof! - OUT! Ugh, there." She'd finally managed to push it back in. Skuld leaned against the door of her closet and sighed.

Urd smiled to herself, and used her magic to return all the clothes her youngest sister had packed back into the drawers. I'm being a bit too nice to her… Ah well…

"So, how am I going, Bell?"

Both Keiichi and Belldandy were in the kitchen, Belldandy preparing a lunchbox for them, and Keiichi simply watching her. He couldn't understand how Belldandy was going to take him to this other dimension. He was just a regular human being! Not a god, not any kind of divine creature. Belldandy turned to face him with her usual bright smile.

"It's really very simple," she told him. "I just need to carry you through my medium."

"Ah," Keiichi answered with a relieved sigh. "O-Okay!" He was glad to hear it was so simple.

Once more, Keiichi found his mind stuck in a gutter. If she carried him, did that mean that they would be facing each other? And wasn't there something... up top... that Keiichi didn't have? Well, he did have them... once... But that had been temporary, and because of one of Urd's potions. But, if they were facing each other... And their faces may be close together... Keiichi's face flushed red, a slight, silly smile spreading across his face.

Bell cocked her head to one side, oblivious. "Is something wrong, Kei?"

"No, no!" Keiichi said with a goofy laugh, putting one arm behind his head. He was just glad she didn't read his mind.

Belldandy smiled warmly, still clueless, as she closed the lid of the lunchbox she was making. "Perhaps it would be wise if you packed a bag for yourself, Keiichi. I wouldn't want you to run out of clothes."

That made sense. Keiichi laughed since he'd almost forgotten about such an important detail and excused himself to go and pack. Belldandy smiled as he left the kitchen and down the hallway into "Keiichi's Shop." Well, maybe Keiichi wasn't going to get to be alone with Belldandy, but that was better than being away from her.

Twelve forty-five.

"Is everyone ready to go?"

"Yeah!"

The TV set had been dragged to the closest mirror and a small tub of water had been laid on the floor nearby. Belldandy had her arms around Keiichi's waist, with his back to her chest, and his arms were wrapped around a backpack, stuffed with clothes. Urd had her hand inside the television set already, and Skuld had already placed one foot in the water, her duffel slung over one shoulder. Belldandy began to hover, dragging Keiichi up off the floor, and went through the mirror headfirst. Keiichi gave out a yelp of surprise as his head went through at the same time.

They'd entered a world full of color with hundreds of mirrors floating about in mid-air. The air looked like static on a broken TV, but instead of being black and white, the static was colored. Keiichi gaped at this astonishing place as Belldandy pulled herself and her boyfriend out of the mirror. It wasn't long before Urd and Skuld appeared nearby, seemingly out of thin air (since their travel mediums were not accessible to Belldandy and therefore invisible).

"Urd! Skuld!" Belldandy waved to them, one arm still around Keiichi's waist. "This way! Follow me!"

Her two sisters turned to face her and then followed her lead. Kei didn't know how long they'd been in this new world, but it had suddenly seemed like he'd been there for hours. All that he could see were row upon row of mirrors and the static like atmosphere, whizzing past. He couldn't remember much of what happened in there though. It must have been because he wasn't meant to be in there. He did recall a point at which Belldandy stopped briefly, held up one hand and opened some kind of portal. He guessed that it was the entry way to that other dimension. After that, all he saw was the same world of colored TV static and rows of mirrors everywhere. After what had felt like an eternity, Belldandy slowed and came to a stop. She turned around to wait for her sisters, who reappeared nearby in just a few seconds.

"This is our stop," Belldandy said, peering through the mirror.

Keiichi guessed that Urd and Skuld's portals were directly underneath the mirror Belldandy had looked through, since they seemed to know exactly what she meant. Urd was the first to disappear, since the nearest TV set was apparently quite far away and would require a head start. Then Belldandy pushed herself and Keiichi through the mirror she'd looked through into an empty public bathroom. Fortunately for them, it was empty, and belonged to both genders.

"Ew, ew, ew!" Skuld screamed as she pushed open one of the stalls, a disgusted expression on her face. "I had to go through the toilet!"

Urd rejoined them a moment later, winking at Keiichi and saying, "Lucky it's a unisex bathroom." She then laughed as she told everyone about how she had frightened a salesperson when she pulled herself out of a TV set in the department store. No one found it particularly amusing except for her.

Keiichi didn't remember much after that (a possible after effect of his trip), but he did remember walking down the sidewalk in the middle of a bustling city toward a huge dome like red and white building. He had also gotten his knapsack back from Urd. Apparently he'd asked Urd if she could hold on to it for a while when they were "traveling". Skuld was peering through the shop windows at all the tools, her duffel bag slung over one shoulder and her raven black hair tied in a high ponytail.

"That's where we're going, right?" Keiichi asked Belldandy, pointing at the dome like building ahead. "That's Nurse Joy's clinic?"

"Yes, that's right," Bell answered sweetly. "That's the Ecruteak City Pokémon Center, where she works." Belldandy suddenly looked quite serious. "Please remember that this is another dimension, Kei, and therefore has things that we do not." She looked straight into his eyes. "Please try not to act surprised if you see something you find unusual."

That was easy enough to understand. Keiichi nodded quietly and kept walking.

Author's Note: ... Like I said. Very strange, oddly written story (and there's still more). I'm amused by bits and pieces of it, but when I try to figure out what I was thinking at the time... I can't. ...Everyone's totally in character though! So the story's really just... random. At least it's good for a laugh or two. :P