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A/N: Shenequa is a girl I know, Shenequa isn't her real name though, nor is Jelly mine.

Randomness W/ spray butter, me and Shenequa

Jelly: Hmmmmmmm

(Types furiously on keyboard, Harry Potter and Co. appear in bright blue room with fuzzy armchairs and little glass tables.)

Harry: Oi! You idiot! Why're we all here?

Jelly: OOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooo, grumpy today Harry?

(types furiously on keyboard until Harry is drenched w/ spray butter)

Jelly: Happier?

Harry: (licking himself) yes, very much so.

Jelly: Good.

Hermione: Umm, excuse me Ma'am?

Jelly: Yeah what? Call me Jelly.

Hermione: Harry's got a point, why are we here?

Jelly: Because you are a figment of my imagination, whom I want in my fanfiction.

Ron: Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!, are you saying we're not real!?!?!?

Jelly: exactly.

(Ron charges at computer screen, hits it, Jelly types furiously and stick butter falls on his head)

Ron: STICK BUTTER, IT BURNS!!!!!!

(Sprinklers on the ceiling spray spray butter down on to Ron who sighs contentedly, Jelly types and the sprinklers go off, and Ron becomes dry)

Fred: What kind of a name is Jelly any way?

Jelly: a name that starts with a consonant.

George: Fair enough

END OF CHAPTER ONE

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