Once upon a time there was a huge bully called Karofsky. He was secretly in love with Kurt Hummel, who was mega outcast. Karofsky loved to stalk him. Sometimes he would sneak into the locker rooms and steal his clothes so he could smell it. SO HE COULD SNIFF IT!
But Kurt hated Karofsky, because he was a bully. Therefore Karofsky's world was horribly dark and dunkel.
DUNKELBLAU.
Chowder was a bubbly and hyper little bunny-cat. He loved food and that was the only thing that mattered to him. But as he grew older, he felt like something was missing in his life. He missed love.
SOMEBODY TO LOVE!
He got depressed as hell and almost stopped eating. DUNDUNDUNDUUUN.
Tandori became worried, but no one else did, because they all hated Chowder. Even Panini, since she became a lesbian.
LESBIAN.
One day when they both went to bed in each of their parallel worlds, they dreamt themselves to the same place in the universe.
It was Fat Joes Gay bar.
"Wow… there are so many neon lights," Chowder said as he flabbergasted stepped through the big main door. In the other end of the room was Karofsky, who quickly got drawn in by the little, delicious bunny-cat.
"Uuuh mama," he expressed and licked his lips. Chowder got eye contact with the big hunk, and winked at him. Karofsky became speechless and said:
"asdfghjkl;"
Chowder moved slowly and sensually over to Karofsky, who was drooling like a brain dead kitty-cat. Then he rediscovered his braincells, and could once again act as a somewhat normal human being.
"HI, MY NAME IS CHOWDER!" the bunny-rabbit yelled happily over the music. Karofsky became so shocked that he fell down his chair in slow-motion.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" shouted Fat Joe, the bartender.
Chowder flew into action and landed right below Karofsky, so that the bully didn't get hurt. Karofsky stood up awkward-turte-like and stared enthralled at Chowder.
"You saved my life, you are my hero in gravy!" he yelled at Chowder. "My name is Karofsky, by the way," he said with a shy and flirty smile.
Chowder winked at him once more, and handed him a card. "This is my card, Karofsky," he said, and then he leaned in to whisper something in the hunks ear, "call me maybe."
"That I will do as soon as I wake up again, and then I will laminate this card that you so generously have bestowed upon me, my master!" said Karofsky enthusiastically, and then he jumped out the backdoor like a kangaroo on speed.
"He is damn sexy when he jumps," said Chowder, while he ran his hand over his own body.
"I guess he is, if you say so," said Fat Joe.
BANG!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
Chowder woke up with a start, and found that his bed was very wet.
HE HAD PEED IN HIS SLEEP!
He looked around, and saw that the bang noise came from a deranged seagull, which repeatedly flew into his window. But when he looked closer, he saw that the seagull had Karofsky's face!
A KAROFSKY-SEAGULL!
Chowder flew with unbelievable speed to the window, and unfortunately he flew right out and landed flat on the asphalt, four stories below him.
The Karofsky-seagull flew down and sat on his lifeless body, and started crying. The tears rolled down his cheeks, and they wouldn't stop…
BUT IT WAS HAPPY TEARS!
Because in reality he was a bipolar shape shifter and he was also a psychotic murderer. He cried so many happy tears that he passed out from dehydration, and then Panini and Mr. Schuester came running with a big bucket of water, but it was too late. The Karofsky-seagull had shrunk in to a little peach and right before he drew his last breath he said:
"I *cough cough*… love *cough cough*... gigantic beach toys dressed as characters from Star Wars!... and tell my pet ant that I love her!"
And then the Karofsky-seagull left this universe, and in another galaxy, also called hell, he lived with Chowder, both happily and unhappily seeing as he was bipolar, in all eternity.