ANIMAL PLANET
"What the hell is that?" Dean queried, his eyes glued to the television in he and Sam's latest piece of crap motel room.
"It's a pilot whale," Sam answered, rolling his eyes as Dean grunted and scratched himself.
"What?" Dean cried indignantly at Sam's reaction.
"Can't you do that in the bathroom, Dean? Like I really want to see you scratching yourself…there," Sam replied with a huff.
"So…don't watch me. Watch your friggin' whales or whatever the hell they are…"
"Pilot whale…member of the dolphin family…"
"Oh for god's sake…shoot me now…Sam's got Animal Planet…"
THE END