Elaine's day was going from bad to unbelievably insane all thanks to one Tracy Beaker, and oddly enough, Mike.
The Dumping Ground is eerily deserted, not that that mattered much as Tracy and Mike were causing enough chaos to more than make up for the distinct lack of…well, people!
"Will you two SHUT UP!"
Seemingly in response to the 'polite' request from Elaine, Tracy and Mike proceed to 'sing', a word here meaning murder the track and manage to sound like a couple of drunks and cats being strangled and all manner of other horrible noises, The Wind Beneath My Wings right outside the office door.
"E-N-O-U-G-H!!!!" Elaine opens the office door to find two angelically smiling beings who she promptly and somewhat brutally murdered with a stapler!
"The house is a wreck! I've got so much paperwork to do! And NOW I'll have to dispose of those two!" Elaine's torrent of whining was interrupted by Jenny smashing the office door down
"Jen.." Before Elaine could finish her sentence Jenny killed her with the TV remote. No joke, she pressed the 'off' button and Elaine went down like a…well, dead Elaine
Or did she?
Elaine rose from the dead and bludgeoned jenny to a rather sticky death with one of Duke's cakes that had been under the desk
Not going to be beaten that easily by Elaine-The-Now-Zombie-Pain Jenny also Zombied up and killed Elaine with the remote, Elaine killed Jenny right back.
This went on until the remote ran out of batteries and Elaine ran out of things from the office to use. Outs of nowhere appears….
Duke! With saucepans! Which he proceeds to use to knock Zombie Elaine and Zombie Jenny's heads off. Go Duke!!
But uh-oh…..What's this, a giant Broccoli??
OMG!! It's eaten Duke!! At least he'll die happy…
"Tasty" That giant Broccoli sounds a lot like bouncer…
"Oooh" *BANG* The giant Broccoli Bouncer explodes covering the DG in Broccoli bits and blood and gore and body parts.
Soup anyone??
