Chapter 01:

Solving someone's problem is not fun…

…When that someone was Hibari or Mukuro.

Character(s) : Gokudera, Hibari, Yamamoto, Mukuro (Mostly are Gokudera and Hibari)

Pairing : Hinted 182769

Disclaimer : Katekyo Hitman Reborn is NOT mine. Okay.

Warning : This chapter contains a very OOC Hibari & Mukuro. I need them to be OOC :)

Words : 1491

Gokudera was not really sure whether he should've laugh or go see a doctor or both. He just got back from his three-days-long mission and now he had to face this. He didn't know what to do because it was the first time a thing like this happened in his life. To laugh or not to laugh: that's the question.

Well, if you ask me, I'd say he'll just have to walk away and just pretend that he didn't see anything but no. This is Gokudera we're talking about. Gokudera won't walk away just like that and left the spot—the spot where something very interesting is happening. No, Gokudera wouldn't leave.

So, that brings us back to the situation where Gokudera was not sure whether to laugh or go see a doctor or both.

"…Oi…Hibari…" he started awkwardly. "Why are you…pouting? Is…Is that tears I see?"

Gokudera thought maybe he should've laugh at Hibari and say mockingly: 'HA! Who's the herbivore now!' or; 'Did you lose your pet bird?' or; 'Did someone take little Hibari's toys?' and so on. But, he didn't.

Hibari—still pouting —looked up…wait…I meant glared at Gokudera. How could he gave a glare that could kill an elephant while pouting, I don't know. Ask him yourself. I'm not putting my life on the line just to ask him how he did that, thank you very much.

Okay.

So, Hibari glared (while pouting) at Gokudera sending shivers down to the storm's spine. No, Gokudera was not scared of Hibari. He's the Jyuudaime's right-hand man, why would he be scared of someone like Hibari? So, no, he was not scared of Hibari: the Hibari that'll 'bite' you to death just because you exist.

To Gokudera, this situation was downright weird—really, really, really weird. Yes, even weirder than UMAs and Mukuro's hair-style. The feared President of the Disciplinary Committee, the infamous so-called protector of Namimori, the Tenth Boss of Vongola Famiglia's strongest Guardian: the Hibari Kyoya was weeping in a corner.

No wonder the maid earlier looked scared when she got out from the room. That poor maid, she was scarred for life.

"It's none of your business, Herbivore." Typical Hibari.

"I'm just trying to be nice, bastard."

"Well, don't."

"So, why are you crying?"

Hibari's glares were getting intense every second. " .NOT.CRYING."

"Yeah, of course not," said Gokudera. "You're just sweating from your eyes! Seriously, just tell me. It's not like I'll tell."

Hibari looked like he was thinking. After a while he looked up and said, "…Promise?" Tears were threatening to fall from his eyes. "And don't laugh when I tell you."

Gokudera stared at the man in front of him. It's either he was dreaming or he was going crazy (not like he's sane to begin with) or the world was ending. He needs to go and see a doctor, a psychiatrist, a counselor or whoever after this.

First, he found the Hibari Kyoya, pouting and weeping in a corner and now. The Hibari Kyoya was holding out his pinkie, looking like he was going to cry (again) any second and he looked helpless. 'Hibari' and 'helpless' shouldn't be in the same sentence unless there's a 'not' in between those two words.

Gokudera should've walk away earlier and he wouldn't have to deal with this…thing.

He sat on the floor, facing Hibari, held out his pinkie and linked it with Hibari's. "Okay, promise… Whatever," he finished awkwardly and pulled his finger back.

As soon as Gokudera said that Hibari smiled. Hibari smiled. Hibari smiled. The I'm-the-carnivore-you-are-the-herbivore-therefore-I'll-bite-you-to-death Hibari, SMILED. Is that fucking pineapple-head messing with me with his illusions?

"Is this an illusion?" the storm guardian was asking. Hibari shook his head cutely. Is that even legal?

"Oh," said the storm dumbly. "So… What exactly caused you to be…like this?"

Hibari looked down before he started sobbing. .HELL. Did Hibari eats some weird pills or what?

"It's…It's Tsunayoshi…" Hibari sobbed. Gokudera nodded.

"Go on: I'm listening."

"He-" Sob "-Tsunayoshi-" Sob "-He-" His voice muffled as he sobbed.

"Hibari, stop sobbing and speak," demanded the silver-haired Mafioso.

"I'm-" Sob "-trying!"

"Okay, okay. Just calm down, breath slowly and talk," ordered the storm. Hibari nodded.

After he calmed down, he spoke again, clearer this time, "I'll start from the beginning." Gokudera nodded.

All the time Hibari was telling his story, Gokudera expressions shifted from I'm-listening-just-talk to wait-what to what-the-hell to are-you-kidding-me and repeat the cycle.

"So, you're saying…you were at Jyuudaime's office earlier this morning, helping him with paper works while I was on my mission-" Hibari nodded, "-and then Mukuro appeared out of thin air and annoyed you-" nod, nod "-so, you got mad started to fight him in Jyuudaime's office resulting broken furniture, destroyed finished paper works and an angry Jyuudaime?" Again, Hibari nodded.

"Then, Jyuudaime went to HDWM, stopped you two and confiscate your tonfas and Mukuro's trident."

"He said he's tired of me always fighting with that pineapple-herbivore and he hated me," uttered Hibari and he started sobbing again.

"…" Gokudera was processing the information in his head.

"He also said that he don't want to see my face anymore," Hibari added.

"…" Why was he even doing this in the first place?

"Gokudera, are you okay?"

"…" Did Hibari just call him Gokudera? This is seriously too much.

"Gokudera?" What kind of sick joke is this?

"You cried only because of that?" Gokudera finally spoke. "What are you? A little girl?"

"Don't say that," Hibari whined. Gokudera face palmed.

"You do know Jyuudaime won't be angry for a long time. You're his guardian, his friend, his lover (It was hard for Gokudera to accept this) and his family even. He can't hate you."

"Ar-Are you sure?" Did Hibari stutter?

"Yes, I am sure. Believe me. I'm sure he'll be okay by dinnertime and you can apologize to him. Don't worry," comforted the younger man. Hibari wiped his tears and nodded.

"Okay, I believe you," stated Hibari. Slowly, he got on his feet. "I'm going to my room now. Thank you for listening," voiced Hibari. Gokudera nodded dumbly.

Before Hibari got to the door Gokudera called out. Hibari turned to face him.

"What is it?"

"Where is Mukuro?" asked Gokudera. No, he was not going to go and comfort that pineapple-head too. He was just making sure he wouldn't encounter the said guy. He already had enough of all of this nonsense for today.

"He's in the garden," answered the raven. He walked out after that.

Gokudera got on his feet and went out of the mansion to see a psychiatrist—he really needed one. He sent a message to Tsuna before going.

"Mukuro."

"Yes?"

"Tsuna's going to be okay by dinnertime, just say sorry to him there. I'm sure he'll forgive you. You know Tsuna, he can't be angry for long." Yamamoto laughed awkwardly before he got on his feet.

"Okay." Mukuro nodded. "Where are you going?"

"Uhh, I need to go somewhere. Okay, bye."

"Thank you for your opinions, Yamamoto Takeshi."

"Haha, you're welcome." And he went.

Gokudera was surprised when he met Yamamoto in the psychiatrist' office. He just dealt with Hibari earlier and he was not going to deal with Yamamoto too. He was about to say something mean to the baseball-idiot but stopped when he saw that the baseball-idiot looked dead tired. Even his smile looked strained.

Gokudera had asked why and Yamamoto replied with one word.

"Mukuro."

When, Yamamoto asked Gokudera why. Gokudera replied.

"Hibari."

No more words were needed. They understood completely.

OMAKE

The rain and the storm were back to the mansion during dinner. When they entered the dining room, they felt relieved when they saw the cloud, the mist and the sky were back to normal. They were right about Tsuna's going to forgive the two men at dinner. With a smile decorating their faces they joined the other.

"Haha, I'm glad you're okay now, Mukuro," exclaimed Yamamoto happily.

"I see you're okay now, Hibari," said Gokudera.

As soon as the rain and the storm said that, the cloud and the mist shot them a look. The look said, 'Say anything and I'll kill you ('bite you to death' in Hibari's case). Forget everything that had happened earlier. That was just a dream. You didn't see my crying my hearts out earlier. Forget it.' Just a dream? More like nightmare.

The dumbfounded rain and storm thought of the same thing: Ungrateful bastards.

They should have taken some pictures for blackmail but they didn't even think about it. No one's going to believe them if they tell the others. Seriously, Hibari and Mukuro were crying. No one will believe that. That's like saying Xanxus's playing with dolls.

So the rain and storm just try to forget everything that happened earlier.

Moral of the story: If you ever see Hibari and/or Mukuro crying. Pretend you didn't see anything and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND YOUR SANITY!—If you can escape in the first place.

A/N: Hi, everyone. This is my first ever story here so I'm sorry if there are many grammar or spelling mistakes. Forgive me for my fail humor T_T Please R&R. And yes, Hibari and Mukuro were seriously OOC. IDEK what's wrong with me. SO, is it okay?