Kyon's big day chapter 1

"The SOS brigade has an important occurrence!" shouted Haruhi.

Great, what is it now, search for more recruits? We already have 10 people!

"We have met some weird people in our adventure but this one is a weird one," said Haruhi.

"Well who is this strange being? Does this person have powers?" questioned Itsuki.

It's just an average day for me. We found some girl by the name of Chiyo Mihama, a grade skipper. I wonder why Haruhi wants Chiyo?

"M-maybe she's a cute little girl like me," said Mikuru.

Oh I almost forgot to tell you. One new recruit is Kalizoko Koko, a spirit who can transform to a human and vice versa.

"I think your right Mikuru, focus Kyon," explained Haruhi

"Let's go," demanded Yuki.

Just like that we went to Chiyo-Chan's school. We found out that she skipped 5 grades to go to high school. She must be so cute.

"Hey Chiyo," I said.

"What's your name," giggled Chiyo.

"My name is Kyon," I answered.

For some reason the ten year old girl started taking off my clothes. I slapped her before she got a chance to take off my pants.

"Kyon, what are you doing with Chiyo," said Haruhi. Man I got to stop reading so much Yuri. It's making me crazy.

So after I saw Chiyo getting changed I ran out of this school. Nobody tried to stop me except Kalizoko. I can't believe but he caught me.

"You can't run away forever,"

"Who says I can't!"

"I say!" fumed Itsuki.

Wait WHAT! First of all why is Itsuki so mad all of a sudden? Why should I listen to him? Find out later!

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