Bison's Mansion, Thai Land
"Lord Bison, it seems that the reports from your spies are several hours overdue." Mariki said to his master. "The Killer Bee..."
"Yes, I know what that damn wretch is absent. She's more trouble that good." the dictator snapped, almost frustrated with the lack of intelligance in the room. "I control her, remember?"
Mariki flinched a little. He had a very good guess why Lord Bison was angry and it was not the overdue report...
"Sir, if I may say so, I believe the Chief of Interpole may have something to do with Cammy White's..."
Bison was silent for a moment. Interpole...what headaches he had over that particular force...even as bastardous and stubborn of the American Military was, Interpole was always there, biting at his ass. Even when he took out their best cops, they always had 25 more to thirst for his blood.
Mariki was patient for his master's reply. He wondered what he was thinking...no, to even know that would tear poor Mariki into insanity...better to guess. God knows what Lord Bison thought on a daily basis.
"Where's my wife?" Bison suddenly asked.
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A young, beautiful brunette woman stretched out on a comfortable, blue lawnchair seated by a large sparkling pool wearing a skimpy, black polka dotted bikini. Her hair was up into two perfect tight buns on each side of her head and wearing fashionable, sexy black sunglasses.
"Get up." Bison's voice commanded her coldly and she jerked slightly before ripping off her sunglasses, showing her angry brown eyes. "You almost gave me a heart attack! Can't you ever give warning that you're approaching?" she snarled and he rolled his eyes.
"You can't have one, love, you're too cruel to have a heart." Bison snickered, watching her lay back again.
"What do you want? Are you already wanting sex again? Sheesh, I barely had time to get over last night..." she muttered angerily and he kicked her chair slightly to get her attention.
"Not this time, Chun Li." Bison said, gazing at his wife. "This time it's something different."
Placing back on her sunglasses, she barely turned an ear. "I'm listening." Chun Li said sarcastically, ready to tune him out.
"I have a job for you."
That cut the cake. Chun Li burst out laughing, annoying her husband royally. "A job?! What kind of sick prank is this, a job? That's almost like telling me you don't want to sleep with me anymore." she managed between laughter. "Apparently so." Bison coolly said, "You have a job for me."
She looked at him, realizing that he was not laughing. "Oh...you're serious. You really are serious..." Chun Li mumured.
"I'm so glad I have your attention...and take off those damn sunglasses when you're talking to me!" Bison hissed under his breath. Chun Li lowered him slightly to spite him, just enough to see her big, innocent brown eyes.
Completely ignoring her jerk for more anger from him, Bison contiuned. "As I was saying, love, your job is actually somewhat a little road down memory lane."
"Which lane, 'Broken Childhood Avenue' or 'Enraged Teenager Out to Kill Murderer Street'?"
"Neither. The 'Insane Cop Entering Street Fighter Tournaments Parkway'." Bison dryliy said, not really finding his wife's sarcasm amusing. Chun Li bitterly smiled and shrugged. "As I was saying, Chun Li, you have to go back to Interpole."
"Interpole?" she echoed. "Really? And they'll just let me waltz back in after you so brillantly sent them our wedding pictures and me wearing your ring?"
"If you have the mental capactiy to not interrupt me when I'm talking, please use it. Not as a cop or agent. You won't be noticed there except by some people." Bison said, watching her grow a little interested. "I'm sure you remember Chief Zhan?"
"Yes, I remember him. He was my boss for several years until I was kidnapped to live here." Chun Li answered as if it was so obvious.
"Good, because you are going to get my reports from there." he repiled and she tapped her fingers. "Hey, Bison, yeah, they sorta know that I'm married to you. Here's a hint: They aren't going to let me in." Chun Li dryliy said, hating his grin...wait, why was Bison grinning...?
"Oh, they'll let you in." he said, the corners of his mouth twitching a little more.
"Well, I see some light in this, I get to carry a gun." she shrugged, believing that he wanted a full frontal attack on Interpole.
"Nope."
"Okay, do I get to blackmail someone?" Chun Li asked again and Bison shook his head. "No. This is a little more...complicated than that." he said wickedly.
Fear creeped into her spine. Something was terribly wrong...
"You're going to get my reports by seducing. Not a hard job for you." Bison calmly told her. Chun Li was silent.
"Wait. You want me to seduce my old boss, make him think I want to f*ck him and get your reports while he was busy getting hard? And you thought of this, the man who broke every bone in one man's body because you thought that look he sent me was sexual..." Chun Li finally said, looking straight ahead. "Well, at least now I have the option to cheat on you and not get in trouble...but Chief Zhan was not my choice of the litter..."
"You aren't going to cheat on me. You're not even going to get screwed by him, you're just going to get the reports and bash him over the head a couple of times. You said you wanted to get out of the house." Bison reminded her then added, "And you said you wanted to get away from me so it works."
"Yes, but to kill someone for you? I have several morale objections to that." Chun Li hotly said and he cupped her chin. "If you do this for me, I won't make you have sex with me tonight or the night you have to do it." Bison bargined, watching her 'morale objections' disappear.
There was a silence...a long pause...
"God, you're a real prick." she muttered hatefully.
"I thought you would see it that way." Bison smiled at her, getting up. "And if you decided against it later..." He grabbed her back neck and his other hand grabbed midway on her back. "I'm going to break your spine, little love."
"Finally, something I want to do." Chun Li said and he then whispered the rest in her ear. "And I'm going to rape you when you're paralyzed."
"Great." Chun Li's face of drained of her color and Bison let her go. "Have a very good day, my love." he bid goodbye but his eyes travelled down to her perfect body.
Chun Li, irritated, glared at him. "You made a deal." she angerily reminded him. Bison shrugged, not even bothering to look up at her face. "A man can take pleasure seeing his wife like this and not be arrested." he said and Chun Li got up, looking up at him. Though Chun Li was several heads smaller Bison was, she could still hold more ground than he could.
"Huh. Guess my face is the only thing you can see now, huh?" she jeered and Bison tilted his head a few inches to his left. "Well, now I can also see your perfect ass." he said cruelly, his eyes held sadistic glee that he had a ace and she had nothing.
Chun Li threw up her hands and walked away with Bison still staring at her. That is, before Chun Li raised her middle finger at him before entering the mansion.
"Hm," Bison mused to himself, "I thought she didn't want any tonight..."