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Okay listen up kiddies! It's time I took a break from Nikolai Borodin and the Alternate Universe and do a little throwback. To SEASON 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1...1. Anyway it's still an AU, but a little different. A time much before Rose and Jake knew of each others secret identities. A time when they both had dreams of strangling each other and then gouging the others eyes out...This is the story of the Dragon, and the ninja-brainwashed-kidnapped-huntress trying to slay that dragon. A story where the two will have NO choice but to rely on each other...for survival...for assistance...and for comfort. Possibly the greatest Amdrag story ever...SO PLEASE REVIEW! And enjoy...
~~``The Enemy of My Enemy``~~
In some cave, somewhere in upstate New York...I dunno where exactly, New York is huge...Jake, Grandpa, and Fu Dog-mostly Jake and Gramps, were in an intense battle of wits verses the insidious Huntsclan...by that I mean Huntsmaster and Rose/Huntsgirl.
You're probably wondering why they're just matching wits in some random dank cave. Well, uh...sh*t...uh...Oh-aw f*ck, they don't know about the skulls yet. Uh...sonofabitch this is hard!
Oh! Both parties were trying to gain possession of a lifelike mannequin samurai. Once a spell is given to said mannequin, he becomes your lifelike slave, bodyguard, thing...OH GIMME A BREAK! Aw-ya know what, ya know what...lets just get on with the dialogue...
"Ha, take that Hunts-chumps!" Jake launched several fireballs in the Huntsman's direction.
"Huntsmaster look out!" Huntsgirl shouted...ya know what, that's gonna be a pain in the ass for the entire story, we know shes Rose, right? Right.
"Urgh!" The Huntsman jumped away just in time. "Cursed Dragons! How'd you even know we'd be here!"
"A guy named Lenny told us!" Fu shouted from the background.
"Leonard! Leonard Grayson? But...we play cards on Thursdays...he brings the dip." Huntsman shed a tear "I cannot believe of this treachery!"
"Yeah neither could we." Fu smirked
-Flashback-
On a roof somewhere in Manhattan. Jake held Lenny by his foot dangling over the building while Fu shook him down.
"Whoa-WHOOOOA!"
"Now look guy, we don't want any harm to come to you." Fu said
"We just wanna know where the Huntsman is going this weekend...cause we heard something about a cave and then we heard something about a cavern and now were lost." Jake added "And-Fu! Quit eating the dip!"
-And were back-
"Makes a good onion dip too." Fu rubbed his stomach.
"Ugh! You disgusting creatures, when I'm through with you all, you're gonna wish Huntsman slayed you!" Rose yelled
"I've got a better idea Huntsgirl-[zap...]"
"Ha, you missed loser!" Jake yelled
"Did I?" The huntsman pointed to the stalactites (the ones above) he just shot, which crumbled and fell on Jake, Gramps and Fu.
"Aw crap!"
"Look out young one-[crash]" Which trapped them.
"Well that went easier then expected, come Huntsgirl." The two went deeper into the cave.
"We'll be back for you all with OUR Samurai." Rose chuckled not even turning back
"I hate her." Jake groaned throwing rock shrapnel and debris off his back.
"I'm sure you do Grandson." Gramps said doing the same "But it' always important to remember-"
"Oh no." Jake winced
"Brace yourself kid-ungh!" Fu shouted getting under some debris "Here comes a life lesson."
"No this one is short. The Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend...always remember that."
"Yes, I will gladly remember that next time I fight her. Hey Huntsgirl, what say instead of you barbecuing me, that we go on a romantic date, by the way my names Jake Long, what's yours-sorry G, but that might be the dumbest life lesson you've ever said." Jake and Fu tiptoed into the cave.
"Oh come now, I'm sure there must have been worse." Lao Shi whispered following them.
Huntsmaster and Rose walked into another larger room inside the cave. This room had a moving river flowing through it. Stalactites and stalagmites littered the area. The river ended at a large (and rather noisy) waterfall.
The Samurai was in the direct middle of the room standing perfectly still. A large skylight above let the sunshine through making the armor glimmer brightly.
"It's simply beautiful." Huntsmaster and Rose approached the samurai.
"It's alright I guess, it'll look great in by the fireplace at the Huntslair." Rose shrugged almost uninterested.
"Don't be silly Huntsgirl, do you know what people would pay for this artifact?"
"I dunno, a lot?"
"A lot indeed...besides, why use it to destroy those dragons, when you've certainly earned it."
"Well I won't argue with you there."
"Good. So now we can sell this to the highest bidder, I'd say it's worth at least $100,000, maybe even $200,000."
"Have you been watching Pawn Stars again?" -[fwooosh]"
"The Dragons!"
"But-but how!"
"Maybe next time, try using stronger rocks!" Jake shouted confidently
"We get what the cave gives us!" Huntsmaster shouted back
"No matter Hunstmaster, I'll take care of him once and for all!" Rose yelled her staff at the ready.
"Tch-that'll be a first." Jake scoffed
"Hi-yeah!"
"Right then, the elder dragon is mine!"
"Bring it on!" Lao Shi bellowed
"I don't have time for you-GAH!"
"Oof-[smash]" He blasted Lao Shi at the wall temporarily immobilizing him.
"Well, that went better then expected." Huntsmaster turned to the other two. Jake was doing a much better job at fighting Rose. "This ought to even the playing field." He took out a long unicorn horn shackle.
"Come on old man, wake up, wake up!" Fu tried to snap Gramps out of his coma.
"Huntsgirl, look out!" he threw the shackle in their direction.
"Say what-[ching-chick]"
"Shhhhhhhh*t!"
"What the-[ching-click]-whoa!"
"Dammit!"
The each leg shackle snapped to Huntsgirl's left ankle, and Jake's right. So they are stuck together.
"Of course...the worst possible fate...and it has to happen now!" Huntsmaster yelled.
"Yeah good aim moron!" Fu yelled putting the small and more manageable for his size; human Lao Shi over his shoulders. "Wallace the Great or whatever his name is, is somewhere in hell laughing at you!"
"Shut-up!"
Jake and Rose got thrown into the river because of the backlash of the chains. Which was rapidly flowing towards the waterfall. Rose had hit her head and got knocked out.
"Oh great, this is just what I need!" Jake yelled. He then heard the sound of the cave collapsing "Uh-oh."
"Must be from King Arthur's blast from earlier, this place is going down!" Fu yelled
"Fu get Grandpa out of here!"
"Right kid! Wait, what about you!"
"Don't worry about me just get him out of here-whoa...whoa-whoaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
"KID!" Jake then fell over the waterfall with Rose
"Huntsgirl! No!" NO!" Huntsmaster bellowed "Dammit!" He charged out of the cave. The three somehow made it out just as the cave completely collapsed on the samurai.
. . .
"Kid...no...ugh Jakey." Fu shook his head from outside. He turned his head to see the Huntsman dissappear on the hunts-hover-board-flying-...thing." "Huh, glad to see someones mourning."
Here's a good place to stop! PLEASE REVIEW and get ready for the amazing 2nd chapter!