this is a story all aboot how mcgucket and gideon fell in loooooovee
one day gideon was walking arund the wuds ther was no one around and his fone was ded! in the corner of his I he saw it, the dashing man he had great fellings for, mister mcgucket.
'WELL HIYA GIDEON' mcgucket creamed. 'why if it aint mistr guckeit. waht brings u aroond da woods adt this tiem of day?' 'im trying to get mah recoon wife a noo husbando, we had a breaku p :( '
hes single now gideo n font. 'well y dont u cum to my tentatelphones, i kan mayk a fier for us 2 roaszt murshmellaz' 'i dont eat food giydon, i eet recoons, its why recoon wife is ded' (btw he eated her)
'o, well do u stil wanna cum?' 'yee'
THE END OF CHEPTER 1 pls reviwew if gud! dont hate and donate pls