THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF WORKING WITH MIRANDA PRIESTLY

by Nic Neptune

The tales of your incompetence do not interest Miranda, so you better learn the etiquette before applying for a job!

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF WORKING WITH MIRANDA PRIESTLY.

I. THOU SHALT NOT ASK MIRANDA ANYTHING.

II. THOU SHALT NOT LEAVE THE DESK, EVEN IF ONE'S HAND IS SLICED OPEN.

III. THOU SHALT NOT EAT.

IV. HONOUR THY EDITOR-IN-CHIEF, AND THY JIMMY CHOOS.

V. THOU SHALT NOT BE AN INCUBUS OF VIRAL PLAGUE.

VI. THOU SHALT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLUE AND CERULEAN.

VII. THOU SHALT NOT HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE.

VIII. THOU SHALT NOT TELL HER TALES OF YOUR INCOMPETENCE.

IX. THOU SHALT NOT REFER TO FASHION AS "STUFF".

X. THOU SHALT DO THE COAT! DO THE COAT!