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Chapter 1
So Mr. Prefect said the man in the black coat you do know this man? He held up a picture of some random dude. I told you already you bumbling idiot that I have no clue who the zark he is. This guy had bean fallowing Ford around all day showing him different pictures all of the same person and asking ford if he knew the guy in the picture. Then the man poled out another photo. Do you know this one? Sir if you show me another bloody photograph growled Ford. Then he stopped mid sentence. For the man was holding up a photo of the person he had bean looking for with out realizing it. It was a picture of Arthur Dent holding a bottle of pan galactic gargle blaster and warring fords favorite par of sun glasses. Were did you get that picture Ford exclaimed. 50 dalliers the man said.
Chapter 2
Ford step out of the intergalactic records building vary angry. those government morons were suppose to be the best at keeping track of people and they let a human who had absolutely no knowledge of the galaxy give them the slip. Granted he didn't try do vanish into thin air. But Arthur somehow managed to do it. It had been three galactic standard months since Ford started looking for him and no one had seen that ignorant Englishman since that picture was taken of him. Even the intergalactic tracking agents didn't know were he was. And there were even ten of them stationed on Gilbian five were no one in there right mind would go. Also who the hell came up with the names for some of these planets you would think after three or maybe four they would think of a different name. With out knowing were Arthur was ford would have to get his own ship. God that was going to be tuff. But he would get his sunglasses back. Ford went stomping off dawn the street.