This is a random thing me and my friends were talking about so I'm making this ideas a story!
The Tardis: Hanji would you do the honors
Hanji: *laughs excitedly* Of course The Tardis doesn't own Attack on Titian or this would have actually happened in the anime. *eyes sparkling* Oh if only.
It was late at night at the survey corps head quarters and everything was quiet and peaceful. Almost peaceful and stifled laughs we heard coming from a shadow incased form. The shadow moved swiftly through the building going past several doors the only sound escaping the form was the muffle cackling from this figure. Soon the figure was at the top of a large stair case that descended into darkness.
The shadow swiftly when down the stairs in a skipping motion easily jumping from step to stop. It took about five minuets to get all the way down but the figure had a goal as he neared the newest member of team Levi's room. The shadow's goal now clear as it stopped at Eren Jagger's room.
The shadow incased thing than reached slim tanned fingers to the door and slowly opened the tall wooden door. In a flash the figure was at the angsty teens side. His face was peaceful and unaware of the intruder as he muttered incoherent things to himself. The shadow took hold of the sleeping boys jaw and forced it to open. It than proceeded to take the teens arm and place his hand in his own mouth.
The dark figure than grabbed the top and bottom of Eren's head and with great force forced his mouth closed. Crimson flew through the air as an explosion of orange surrounded the now wide awake boy as a body grew around him. Squeals of anticipation filled the air as the figure was raveled to be Hanji watched Eren transform into a titian.
Team Levi then poured into the room to see Erens titian form stuck in his room and squished. Hanji was running round examining Eren and taking pictures.
"Hanji" groaned Levi face palming at the grown woman's antics.
"Levi" Hanji sang as she spotted him "come and take a family picture with name and Eren-kun"
Hope you liked it cause this is what I always pictured Hanji's free time must be like. If you like this I might make more stupid shorts like this.
Auf Wiedersen