The boss wasn't a bad person per se, she certainly wasn't a saint (hah, pun intended) but she wasn't no Killbane. She had standards, like no fucking with animals or kids, or doing anything stronger then weed before 12. So why had the universe cursed her with her mother coming to visit? Madre had said she wanted to check up on her 'darling chica'. More likely it was karmas way of saying she should be sorry for that incident with the drug package... But no that wasn't all the universe had to punish her with apparently, her mother 'was worried' didn't want to be the only mother in her knitting group who wasn't a grandmother or something. So in pure and utter fear of what her mother was saying about her meeting a nice boy who's mother had known Mama Boss for years and was apparently a 'very nice boy who was even a politician!' (Boss had almost broken into full on shakes at that point) Boss Alamos-Diaz had said the first thing that had come into her head. That she already was in a relationship, now ignoring the fact that a lot of people didn't really like dating the leaders of notorious gangs or criminals (Not that dear Madre knew that, since the Boss wanted to live to see Killbane crushed..) 'Loco Lola' hadn't really been known for her cuddles, more likely the end of her gun was better known for them then the woman herself.
So that was why the leader of the world renown gang, The Third Street Saints was sat, Her head over a sink her once beautiful, beautiful orange anime style hair full of brown hair dye. Her once many piercings sat in a little pot not five feet away from her. Alone and cold, just begging to be worn again. Now no piercings and natural coloured hair? She could deal, being forced to either cover or remove her tattoos? Now that was not okay. But the things you do so your family doesn't find out about your status as a notorious criminal and a leader of a gang hey?
Now she only had to find someone to pretend to be her boyfriend...
Well, shit.
Her first idea had been to go to Pierce, but the chances of her dear Madre being at all impressed with the national icon were somewhere down past the deepest pit of hell (that and Pierce had met her mother once. And was so traumatized he hadn't spoken to the boss for weeks) So here she was, head still in sink, with her phone pressed to her ear with a certain wrestler on the other end.
"Angelllll, pleeeaassseeee!"
"No. I am not meeting your mother and pretending to be in a relationship with you."
"But Ange-"
"No."
"Come on, what's the worse that could happen?... Okay maybe don't answer that.." She tried to put as much emotion into her voice without bursting out laughing, all she had to do was imagine her Madre finding out she was a complete and utter liar.
"Am I really so repulsive you wouldn't even pretend to be in a relationship with me?"
"...Fine. But you owe me."
Hook, line and sinker.
"Angel you are the Single greatest person ever, well maybe after Burt Reynol-well nevermind. I'll meet you in an hour, try to look like you haven't been planning a violent and bloody end for you ex-co-worker Maybe? Bye"
Now, time for the hard part.