Mr. Vee Lover

Written by Lonna

He sighed wearily and leaned his forehead against the cold glass of his window. No, the school work hadn't finally pulled him under. No, he hadn't been thinking of his long lost father. No, Goten hadn't broken another one of his laptops. His problem was simple enough--he liked a girl and he had no inclination of what he should do about it. Pondering proved painful. Staring made him obvious. Stalking was a bit drastic.

'But asking might work,' he thought. He laughed out loud in his room at his own bluntness.

'Of course, I can't ask her that. That's just crazy!'

'More crazy than stalking?' his other half inquired.

Gohan sneered at his inner conflict. It wasn't so much that the it was a touchy subject, but more that his subconscious was quickly winning and Gohan would have to obey himself and do whatever he said for him to do.

Gohan roughly shook his head, clearing the confusing sentence away. He refocused his attention to the window. It was raining. Heavily. He noted that Videl hated the rain. Perhaps this was a starting point. He turned his chair towards his dormant computer and quickly logged on. He had a plan that had to be put into action before he realized what he was doing and stopped. Gohan truly is ruled by his own self.

~~*~~

After a many fifteen minutes, Gohan had come up with what he thought was the perfect approach to his situation. He had a short E-mail typed up; in the address box was Videl's email address. He reread what he had typed and with a giddy smile, decided it was good enough.

Hey, this is Gohan, but you know that, right? Anyway, i just wanted to let you know that...well, i like you. I've tried a lot of things to act like i don't. Remember that time my mom blurted that i like you over the dinner table and i quickly denied it? Well, it was true. Um, anyway, that's all. Talk 2 ya laterz.

--Gohan

P.S. Surprise! This won't be such a bad rainy day after all! Wait for me.

And without another glance, Gohan clicked "send" and it was gone.

Then he began to panic.

"Oh my God. I just sent her an email that said I liked her! Oh my God! I told her to wait for me! Holy crap, I can't go through with this!"

'Yes, you can and you will, you big lunkhead.'

"Stop talking about yourself, dorkus."

'Listen to your own advice, turd.'

"I'll talk to you later, me! GO AWAY!"

Meanwhile, outside Gohan's door, Goten raised a curious eyebrow at his brother's conversation with himself and shuffled back to his room.

"Vegeta-san that there was a thin line between smarts and craziness."

~~*~~

I fixed most of the grammatical errors in this.--Lonna