My Sonic Fan Fiction
Part 1
Steven the hedgehog roled his hand down from sonics swet covered body."give ya meat a good ol rub" sonic whispers. Suddenly they are graced with the presence of none other than Han Solo " I die on the force awakens" he came in his own face and left Steven and sonic to their memes than dankey kangs MAGNUM D0ng. The dong was so big that there is not a condom big Enof for the majestic dong. They had to deal with the risk of kids to love the gorges dong. So sonic and Steven AXPANDED. MAGNUM DONG was too great for sonic. He got rekt m9 but Steven said " Foking off ya self m8 no one cares" he's climaxing. He shouts with All his erect dik " kill my son or nuke boston" Mr loury walks in kills Steven for being a fag and spoiling fallout 4 and moves on sonic is still on the floor.. Thinking wether he can move on or not, he must go forward so he has skull fucks Stevens dead body and puts is clothes back on...
Two weeks later...
Sonic was worried he had not gone through his menstrel cycle this month. So sonic quickly when're to the bathroom and had a pregnency test... It was positive. He wasn't sure what to do. He decided to call his good buddies from columbine high school Dylan and Eric. From there they decide to go to the local shooting range and let out some steam...so they went to a Boston parade where they set a bomb to explode when there were a lot of people there to be hurt... Making other
People hurt was the only way to Make sonic happy at this moment. Their next target was Paris. They met a couple cool dudes from Syria that cloud get them some bombs. " bomb has been planted" the cool dudes from Syria died defending the bomb site but it was too late...France didn't buy a defuse kit. It was all over. After they took out France they moved to japan they wanted to take the out because they got fallout 60 years befor the us did . Needless to say Japan got fallout 5 very early. Little did they suspect, Loury was at it again. He wouldn't let anyone ruin fallout again. After he was done with Sky, Loury hit up his bud abrodolf lincler who sigle handedly ended the Jewish civil war. He needed to find a way to stop that Foking sonic the hedgehog before he spoiled the next fallout. So they made an Ainsley Harriot mech. They met in battle. Dylan and Eric got rekt instantly, but not before they confesses their love. They died in a 69. Ainsley was moving on to sonic. He says " give ya meat a good ol rub" sonic gets a Vietnam flashback from his days with Steven. Back in nam sonic and Steven were the best men in there team the could you snipers to noscope all of the Foking orientals, there was no contest in who was the best. Back to the mech, it was 400 feet tall and was made of Jews sonics one weakness. He was pinned on the floor he was about to give up when he thought of his son. That's when he came up with a name for the little champ JOHN CENA. *Water breaks* AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA. He bursts out of sonic and finishes of the Ainsley mech. Before he realizes it sonic is dead. John cena flies off into the distance propelled by his own splooge. He searches eternally for that bastard Loury. As john cena spent his life looking for Loury he fell in love with a man he found James earl Jones. So john cena and dearth vader ended up fuking intently every day until the legacy of sonic and Steven could live on" lemmie space jam this dik in your ass" john cena would say. They continued to look when they found Loury playing fallout 4 at his house. He was so hyped for fallout 5 that he didn't even know that john cena or darth vader jd found him. A knock on the door. Loury puts down Sky's skull that he uses for a controller down sees why the fok someone is disturbing him. Darth vader slices Loury in half and he exonerates " k" and falls to the fall in 2. With Loury dead it was all over. But an old rival looms. Han Solo flew in on the meleneum falcon to tell john cena some important news. Han said that when Loury was killed sonics soul was released into the a clone that docter robotic had made and all they had to do was break him out of robotics lair. John cena was ready. So Han Solo darth vader and Foking john cena venture across entire galaxies to find robotnic.
End of part 1