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Ginny's owls

"Pig!"

Ginny wasn't happy. For the past hour, she'd been trying to tie a letter to Pigwigdeon and, now that she'd done so, she was trying to force him out of the window.

"Get out!"

Pig nibbled her finger affectionately but refused to budge. Ginny was getting frustrated.

"Ron!" she yelled.

No reply.

"Ron, where are you?"

Ron walked in, bleary eyed. "t'still dark, wha 'tisit?" he mumbled.

"Pig won't take this letter to …" Ginny hesitated, how would Ron react if he knew? "To a friend."

"Who?" asked Ron, curious.

Ginny bit her lip.

"Come on, spit it out!"

"Myrtle" Ginny blushed.

Ron broke down into fits of laughter. "Why you writing to her?"

"She's my friend." She said in a small voice.

"She's a ghost!" yelled Ron, still struggling to control himself, "it's unhealthy to befriend non living objects, I'm not letting it happen."

"Ron! That's really unfair!" she cried.

"Too bad." Then he saw how hurt she was. "Look, I'm sorry it's like this, but it's for your own good. You'll be laughed at. Make some real friends"

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Ginny moped for most of the day. When she wasn't moping, she was plotting revenge on Ron. It was so unfair. Ron was so discriminative.

She really didn't know what to do for vengeance, so she went into Ron's room too look for inspiration. The orange bed sheets and walls were covered in the cannons flying around. There was a whole heap of messes so rummaging through his stuff wouldn't really be productive. She could set fire to his beloved cannons' merchandise, but she'd get it bad for doing such a thing. She could attack pig. Tie him up and beat him and show the bruises to Ron. Ron'd be really upset, even though he didn't show it, Ron was very attached to it, but it was kind of cruel to Pig.

Maybe she could "take pig away" from Ron without actually hurting Pig.

Ginny went out to buy some owls.

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