I randomly had this in my head. Get offended, than you're a easily triggered guy who can't take a joke.
He walked in the middle of a stage with his best friend, then looked to the side and nodded to his sister who nodded back and started to play a guitar.
"Ahem…"
(Lincoln)
Oh man
We're doing this
So trash
This is truly dumb
Like it matters now
Hey, it's me that little kid that got really famous
Couldn't have done it without you-u guys.
(Clyde)
Yeah, and also me that is his super best of frrriends~
No one can ever replace me now.
(Lincoln)
Now, what is it we're doing here you may ask
Well all of the people points to fanfics that
We have come to set them straight through high song noootes~
(Clyde)
Oh yeah, first, we launch a pilot back in good 13
As soon as that episode came to be
A lot of people started to make their own shooows~
(Lincoln)
Through Fan-Fics
This is serious, everywhere that we go
The internet always popping up with our show
And shows ten or more girls trying to pop thooose~
Ev-en
Sisters, who are trying hard to commit a big sin
Like I am a stupid prize for them to make wins
Even girls who aren't big in the real shooow~
(Chorus)
Why does every cartoon have to suffer these things?
We're a program that are aim for children
But the adults are making us rapists.
(Clyde: Why is that? No one knows)
Can't we just go back to being playful?
Is that so hard to ask you?
Oh wait, I forgot, you are real dudes
(Clyde)
That's right man, they are real dudes
Who are really into porn toons
They also are real poor too
And can't pay the bills right too.
And these people really hate me back in this
"Booru".
Oh what you don't like me well that's a shame
Boo-Hoo!
People getting up from bed and head to PC'S typing
Fics about you or others bloody dirty and crying
This is my opinion so don't come to me sobbing
But I think you all should get a new life hobby
The people on the net bro
Always write stuff though
Dark, sad, silly plot-holes
That is just sad yo,
But we all agree that
Karla was an ass crack
Don't forget to include that Kevin was a damn hack oh yeah~
(Lincoln)
Fan-Fic People~
This took me awhile. Almost 2 days to come up with. Pathetic right? That I only came this far just to stop.