For the ones that have read Keono's story "Linked" and also read the reviews must have noticed this. I said that I had written a lemon in class, and this is it! This is dedicated to my classmate Gideon, he's a true yaoifan too! Applause please! I had to write this for him in freaking Economics class, so don't blame me if it sucks, okay? I already arranged it, corrected some mistakes and changed the description of it a bit, so it was much worse before!

Anyways, enjoy!


"Ok, here we go~" Sasori said, smirking an evil smile.

"No... Please don't... It hurts like hell! I'm beg-"

Bang! Sasori made Deidara shut up by kicking him in his stomach.

They were alone in the Akatsuki Hide-out. It was dark, and the two guys were in Sasori's and Deidara's shared room, sitting in Deidara's bed.

Sasori pulled his partner's pants away and started licking and biting in his neck.

"Ah... Danna... Plea-Aaaahhhh!"

The blonde felt that the older man had grabbed his already hard member and started caressing it. He took out three fingers and ordered the uke to suck.

"Danna... No... You know that I don't wanna-"

He was interrupted by the fingers that were pushed into his mouth.

"Suck!" Sasori said, becoming a little angry.

"Or else it will only hurt more."

The younger one obeyed, and started to cry a bit. Once the puppet felt that his fingers were wet enough, he pulled them out and entered the blonde. Deidara bit on his lip. The redhead started thrusting and scissoring, and added another finger. The man beneath him cried harder when Sasori pulled away and entered with his cock. After a short while he hit Deidara's prostate.

"Aaaaahhhh...!" Deidara moaned.

"Faster, please!"

Sasori quickened his pace and felt he would release soon. He took his lover's member and started pumping. Deidara's moans became louder and louder and then both the guys came. Sasori's seed was sent deep inside his partner. He rolled on his back, they were both panting heavy.

"That was good, right?" Sasori asked sweetly.

"Yes-NO! I HATE YOU! You keep... doing thi...s..." Deidara had fallen asleep.

Sasori grinned and hugged him. Then he fell asleep too.


-Kakuzu and Hidan returned from their mission right in the middle of the lemon-


"Whoa, the fucking fuckers fuck loudly, I say!"

"Hidan, language!"

"But 'Kuzu, it's true! Admit it!"

"Ok, you got a point."

"Let's go and do it too"

"Sure"

The footsteps faded away, unnoticed for the two sleeping lovers.


Well, this is it, the end of another oneshot ^^

Hope you guys liked it, please R&R!

Cya soon!