one day trudy forgot to buy condoms. but joy was really horny cause she'z evul and hooked up with all da guys even though some had gfs.
so anyway joy got preggers. and then she went and told all da other girls she was cryin. she said "im preggerz" and they were lik "we wanna support u joy."
"letz have a pregnancy pact" said kt.
"gr8 idea we can buy baby clothes! so cute!' said amber.
"who is gunna sleep with who?" said nina.
"i get eddie" said patricia.
"i get the tree" said kt.
"kt that's not allowed" sed nina.
"idk but i get alfie. and mick" said amber.
"...no" sed every1 else.
"i get fabes" sed nina. joy glared.
"so nina gets fabes n patricia gets eddie and amber gets alfie and mick?" kt sed.
"wat about me n mara?"
"duh, eachother" sed amber.
"dat's not how dat works" sed kt.
"i get jerom" said mara.
"i get a unicorn SQUEEEE" sed willow."
"ok so u n kt get random guys" said nina.
so den dey all signed da pact n wend to do the sex with da anubis guyz n da randoms. none of da guys worried about protection. den like 2 dayz later cuz u can find out dat fast dey went 2 buy pregnancy tests. dey sang in da store like taylor swift cuz dats relevant. after da musical dey took da test.
"yay were all preggers!" sed amber
"squeeeeeee" sed willow
"letz tell da guys" sed kt.
den when dey went bacl 2 anubis 2 tell them dey couldn't cause dere was a private onedirection concert goin on.
"u guys like 1d?" amber sed.
"yeh i love dem dey r kewl" sed alfie.
"we have 2 tell u something" da girls sed.
"can't u wait til da end of what makes u beautiful?" da boys sed.
so 1d contined singin n all da couples danced n made out even do amber was in a weird threesome n joy was a ho.
when it wuz done all da gurlz said "we r preggers"
"omg" da boyz said "how did dis happen?"
"duh we did da sex" sed da gurls.
"omg" da boys sed.
"did we use protction" da boys sed.
"idk" sed da gurls.
"ok" sed day boys.
den victor came in. "wat is dis commotion?"
"we r preggers" sed nina.
"all of u?" sed victor.
"yeh" sed nina.
"ok we will start anubis daycare" sed trudy who magically appeared.
"no" sed victor. "i can't drop pins wif babies in da house"
"u listen 2 me" said trudy.
so den dey had 2 tell dere parents n dey all cried even do it was dere fault.
"how did u all get preggers at da same time?" said fabes cuz he's smart.
"idk coincidence" sed nina.
"oh ok" sed fabes.
wen dey went to tell dere parents dey were all happy 2 be grandparentz. everyone sed "yay!"
den dey went to da doctors and dey were all having twinz
"omg so kewl" dey all sed. "twice as many kids fun!"
n den dey went into laborz n it was all on da same day so dey all had da ame bday n noone was in pain and it was july 7 so dey
were all da chosen ones n da boys found out it wuz a pact n didn't care cuz da bbs were cute n dey all lived happily eva after
de end.