Hi, I am Tinyrocket and I am making short stories for each and every event in Super Smash Bros Brawl? Why? Because I had this idea in my mind for a long while. I mean why would Fox had to fight off Sheik and Metaknight? Why would Lucario have to fight off Lucas and Sheik? Why would Peach wanted to make all of the leaves of a strange tree red? These stories will help more or less get a small idea of it. I also try to put in a little humour in it as well. However, I should warn you that some characters in certain events are OOC for the sake of the story. Anyway, enjoy!
(Event 1: Two Trouble Kings)
It was a nice and sunny day at Delfino Plaza. The sun was shining brightly at always as its intense rays reflected against the lovely seaside resort. This was why it was the ideal vacation site for going to take some time off. In this case, two familiar figures. A red-clad plumber and a blonde princess.
Mario and Peach decided to go on a vacation together back to Delfino Plaza. Last time, they visited there, the majority of the vacation was ruined by a certain persistent koopa by framing poor Mario for vandalizing most of the island.
The two of them walked into the main area trying to see if everything was as it was the last time they last this island passing the local Pianta and Noki as they did so.
"Man, it -a been a while, hasn't it?" Mario asked scratching the hair that was hidden by his hat.
"Yes. We promised that we would visit this beautiful place another for a vacation but we could never find the time." Peach smiled. She then frowned as she shook her head. "You know why…"
Mario nodded with a stern look on his face. "Yes, I do. Because of-a Bowser…"
"I swear that brute always decides to kidnap me when we are the most happy." Peach lamented with a sigh.
"It's like he have a special-a kind watch that sense joy." Mario said rolling his eyes. "But-a enough of him. He is-a the exact reason why we go on vacations in the first place."
Peach nodded with a smile. "I couldn't agree more. Let's go have some fun! Now, what should we do first? Water-Skiing? Swimming? A trip to Pinna Park?"
"How about a trip to my enchanting castle?"
Mario and Peach's eyes widened in horror when they heard this. They suddenly noticed a lot of civilians running away in pure terror. Suddenly, he heard a strange hovering noise above them. The two of them immediately turned around and looked up.
Floating above them was some kind of stranger copter vehicle with a clown's face on it. Controlling the bizarre vehicle was a large, muscular turtle-like creature with an evil smirk on his face. Peach gasped in fear as Mario gritted his teeth in pure hatred.
"Bowser…" Mario said slowly.
The koopa king laughed evilly. "That's right, pasta-breath! I am just like that Fuzzy on a Yoshi. Nearly impossible to get rid of for good!"
"What are-a you up to this time?" Mario demanded even though he already knew the answer.
"What else? To kidnap Princess Peach to be my bribe!" Bowser said with a toothy grin.
The pink-clad woman immediately grunted in disgust. "Ugh… Me? As YOUR bride? Don't make me sick!"
Bowser simply laughed. "Aw, you are so funny, Peach? You say that now but I doubt you would say that when you come to my castle!"
Mario wasted no time jumping in front of Peach holding his arms out in a brave and protective fashion. Bowser saw this and couldn't help but chuckle.
"Heh. Mario. You are actually going to try to stop me?" Bowser asked with a smirk.
"Of course I-a am! Aside from-a the fact that I would never let you take Peach away, I had beaten-a you time and time again." The red-clad man said bravely.
Bowser blinked twice at this as if just realizing what Mario said. He then stroked his chin with his finger.
"Hm, true. Very true. In an one-on-one battle, you would always come up on top." The reptile mused.
Mario and Peach quickly looked at each other not liking the tone in their foe's voice.
"Oh, perhaps we should make things interesting." Bowser said with a smirk.
Mario raised an eyebrow at this. "Interesting. What are you talking about?"
Bowser's smirk gotten bigger.
"Look behind you."
Mario and Peach turned around (though the former kept looking back at Bowser to make sure he doesn't do any cheap shots) and looked up at one of the buildings. On top of it was a large figure. He was an overweight blue penguin with clad with seemed to be red and yellow clothing and was carrying a giant wooden mallet over his shoulder.
"So this is the famous Mario I heard so much about." The penguin said.
With that, he jumped from the building and fell down to the ground landing on his feet. He immediately created a tremor that made Mario, Peach and a few hiding citizens nearby shake for a moment.
After Mario recovered, he stared at the penguin. "W-Who are you?"
The giant bird simply let out a hearty laugh and patting his stomach.
"And the Great King Dedede!" He announced boldly.
"The great King Dedede?" Peach asked putting her finger to her lip in confusion.
"Peach, Mario, please allow me to introduce to you to my new friend." Bowser smirked. "We met at a meeting for evil kings just last week. I told him about my little dilemma and he agreed to help me."
Mario and Peach looked back and forth between the two kings in disbelief. Both of them had evil smirks on their faces. They had trouble trying to fend off one overgrown greedy king. Now they had to deal with two of them?
The two villains glare each other down the plumber and the princess as if wondering what how to attack them first. King Dedede then broke the silence.
"So where are these Shine Sprites?"
Bowser, Mario and Peach looked at the penguin with beady eyes when he said this.
"Huh?" Mario asked.
"Like I asked. Where are these Shine Sprites?" Dedede asked.
"Shine Sprites? Why are you suddenly interested in those?" Peach asked confused.
"Bowser here said that if I helped him whale on the plumber and capture you, he would give me some strange things called Shine Sprites." Dedede explained.
Bowser immediately narrowed his eyes. "Yes. But we will get to that AFTER we finish what we came here to do!"
"All right, all right. Just as long as I get 75% of the Shine Sprites." Dedede said.
"All right then. First, we…" Bowser said before he realized what his ally just said. "SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT! We agreed of splitting it fifty-fifty!"
"Hey, I don't usually do services like these?" Dedede said sternly. "Therefore, they don't come cheap!"
"Why should I give you the majority of the Shine Sprites when this plan was all MY idea!" Bowser snapped.
"Yeah but YOU were the one who asked my assistance to fight a guy who fixes pipes for a living." Dedede countered.
"Hey! I do bathtubs and toilets too!" Mario shouted looking offended.
"How could you say something like that with such pride?" Peach asked flatly while sweat-dropping.
Bowser acted like he didn't hear either of them as he jumped out of his Clown Copter and landed on the ground.
"Oh, yeah and you have bragging rights? Always getting beaten by a living pink marshmallow!" The koopa snapped.
Dedede's blue face instantly turned red at this. "It's not fault! He always cheats! He always copy my abilities and using them against me!"
"At least he doesn't spam the use Power Star turning himself invincible making it impossible to hit him!" Bowser snapped.
"I have you-a know that those stars are always a hassle to catch so I am-a unable to "spam" them!" Mario said indignantly. He was once again ignored.
"It's your own fault! You shouldn't had left those power-ups where your worst enemy could get them!" Dedede growled. "Geez, are you an idiot?"
"Oh and living healing tomatoes around is any different." Bowser countered with a raised eyebrow.
"Don't tell Bowser this of course, but it was actually my people who put those items there." Peach whispered to Mario.
"Look, that is beside the point! Those Shine Sprites are MINE!" Bowser growled.
"Mine!" Dedede shot back.
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
Bowser and Dedede immediately glared daggers at each other hoping that the other person would explode in flames. Bowser got readied his claws as they shined brightly in the tropical sun as Dedede readied his giant mallet which looks much heavier than the ones Mario uses.
"Um…"
Bowser and Dedede froze before looking at Mario and Peach.
"Isn't anyone going to-a fight me?" Mario asked sheepishly.
Bowser and Dedede blinked twice before looking at each other looking stunned.
"Oh, that's right!"
With that, the two kings immediately turned their attention onto Mario getting back into their battle stances. Mario suddenly realized his mistake as he sweat-dropped.
"Um, oops?" He asked.
Peach rolled her eyes before smacking Mario around the head. "Smooth."
With that, she walked off to get to somewhere safe. Mario sighed as he readied his fists. Thankfully, if those two's agreement skills are on the same level as their teamwork in battle, this shouldn't take too long. Still, why his vacations always end up weird like this?
(Event 2: Landmaster Recognition)
The StarFox team had always faced a lot of enemies. Mercenaries, evil pilots, insect aliens, even dinosaurs before. They thought they had fought them all. However, that was until they met two of the most unusual and dangerous enemies they had ever faced.
The Great Fox, the mobile fortress for the StarFox team flew towards the futuristic city of Cornenia. However, it currently was under attack by two unknown figures. The StarFox team were trying their best to fight them off. However, a lone person was not with them.
A young-looking fox crossed his arms as he looked on at a robot trying to fix up a fighter plane.
"Well?" Fox asked hoping for the best.
The robot known as ROB simply replied. "Negative results so far. The Arwing is completely unable to fly at this stage."
Fox frowned at this. "Seriously?"
"Affirmative. Damages from the last battle are still visible." ROB explained.
Fox's ears drooped as he looked down at the ground clenching his fists. "Darn it! How am I supposed to help my team fight off those offenders when my Arwing is busted?"
ROB turned to see look at Fox. "I do not know the answer. Logically, we should just let remain here and hope for the best with the others."
"But… But I can't just leave my team fighting those guys!" The canine protested. "What kind of team leader would be if I did that?"
"Well, I am afraid you don't have much of a choice."
Fox turned around to an aging hare with spectacles walking over with a sympathetic look on his face.
"But Peppy, these new figures are proven hard to fight with just Arwings!" Fox insisted. "I know that my Arwing is still damaged and it is too dangerous to try to fight them off foot but I just can't help feeling so helpless."
The old man sighed as he put a hand on the leader's shoulder. "I am sorry, Fox but I am afraid there is nothing you could do right now but to hope the best for your team-mates."
Fox winced as he looked back down. "Krystal, Falco, Slippy. I just hope they are all right."
"They will be fine." Peppy reassured. "They been through harder tasks than this. You know that."
Fox weakly nodded. Nonetheless, he still couldn't help but feel down. His team-mates, no his friends were fighting against some difficult enemies and he couldn't help them in any way at all. He was the leader and he had to just stay in the ship. He knew he needed to help but how?
"I wonder… What will my father do?" Fox asked himself. "He was never one to just sit back and leave his friends fighting alone but how would he had handled this? I don't have a vehicle that could…"
Suddenly, a light bulb appeared over Fox's head. Sure, he didn't had a plane but that didn't mean he don't have a vehicle. Quickly putting his hand into his pocket, he pulled out a communicator which the team used to talk with each other while on missions.
"What are you going to do, Fox?" Peppy asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You see." Fox noted before pushing a few buttons and putting it his ear. "Slippy, this is Fox. How is the air fight going?"
"Terrible! Not only that these guys too swift to shoot but if we just fire aimlessly, we could damage the Great Fox." Slippy whined.
"I see. Tell me, Slippy. How is that new project you been working on going?" Fox asked.
"Huh?" Anyone could easily sense the confusion in the toad's voice.
"I know this is a random question but trust me, there is a good reason I asked this." Fox explained.
"Well… It's done. In fact, I was about to tell you guys but then we were attacked." Slippy said.
Fox narrowed his eyes. "Slippy, is everything set?"
"What? Why…" The mechanic said before pausing. "Fox, you aren't seriously considering…?"
"That's the plan." Fox said sternly.
"WHAT! You aren't expecting to use that to fight off these guys?" Slippy asked in disbelief.
"It may be a long shot but it is our only hope." Fox said.
Peppy raised an eyebrow wondering what Fox was up to.
"All right. Go outside of the Great Fox." Slippy instructed. "Just tell me whenever you wanted to employ it. However, I should tell you that it would only be there for a few seconds before its goes back inside of the Great Fox so you better make it."
Fox couldn't help but have a confident smile on his face. "I understand. Good job."
With that, the pilot turned off the communicator and nodded before running off. Peppy and ROB watched with the former looking more concerned than ever.
"Fox, you are seriously going out there?" Peppy asked in disbelief.
"I have to!" The brown-furred man said looking back. "My team needs me!"
"But it is too dangerous! You can't fight off those enemies on your own!" Peppy said. "They are far too strong!"
"I know. Don't worry, I am not actually going to attack on foot!" Fox reassured. "Just trust me!"
Peppy bit his lip wondering if what he said was true. Fox was rarely one to try to do anything foolish and always kept a good head in the heat of battle. Still, this was a little reckless for him. However, this wasn't the first time he made a headstrong decision like this. All he could do was hand some helpful advice.
"All right, Fox! Just remember one thing!" Peppy shouted cupping his hands in his mouth.
"What?" The pilot shouted back while running.
"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
Fox promptly tripped and fell straight on his face.
Meanwhile, outside of the Great Fox, Falco, Krystal and Slippy struggled to fight off their attackers. The former grunted in annoyance.
"These guys are impossible! How could they stand up to a blast from laser blasts like that?" Falco growled.
"My telepathy powers aren't working on them! I can't sense them!" Krystal said.
"This is ridiculous? How are three people in Arwings can't fight off two people on foot!" Falco grunted angrily.
"Maybe they are androids. After all, you can't use psychic powers on an android!" Slippy piped up.
"Perhaps…" Krystal frowned.
"Well, whatever the reason, we can't get them!" Falco said. "What are we going to do?"
Krystal then noticed something on the Great Fox. Squinting her eyes to see what was happening, she gasped in horror.
"Fox!"
Falco's eyes widened before looking down. "FOX! What is he doing out there! Is he crazy!"
"He is going to use my next invention." Slippy explained.
"WHAT! He isn't serious, is he?" Falco said in disbelief.
"Well, he sounded serious to me." Slippy shrugged. "He said that it could be our last hope."
"More like his last moment." Falco scoffed.
"Falco!" Krystal scolded.
Fox carefully climbed up to the top of the Great Fox trying not to fall off. One slip and it was could be all over for him. Using all of his body strength, he pulled himself up upon the Great Fox. There, he got a good look at his enemies.
The first one was a creature with a slender person dressed in ninja-like clothes and had blonde bangs coming out from the white turban. The person was holding throwing needles. The second one was a dark blue round figure with a mask and a sword in his hand. Both of them were both glaring at Fox intently.
Fox narrowed his eyes. "I am Fox McCloud, leader of the StarFox team. Who are you and why are you attacking our ship?"
The figures didn't reply. Instead, the ninja pulled their hand back and threw the needles at Fox. The pilot yelped before quickly activating his Deflector giving a blue shield around. The needles hit the Deflector and launched them back at the enemy party. However, the ninja countered by shooting a chain out of her sleeves and swinging it around stopping the attack.
After Fox turned off his Deflector, he looked ahead. Only to see the small figure fly towards him with two giant bat wings on his back. His eyes widened when he found out he was about to get slashed.
However, all the sword-wielder could do was hit air. Quickly stopping himself and turning around, he saw Fox appearing on a different part of the Great Fox.
"The Fox Illusion had saved the day again." Fox sighed before looking serious. "Otherwise, I am never going to get anywhere just by talking."
With that, he put his hand into his pocket and pulled out his communicator. He wasted no time turning it on.
"All right, Slippy, send it in!" Fox shouted.
"Got it!" The green mechanic shouted.
With that, he pushed a button on his Arwing. Falco and Krystal wondered what was happening.
Then, it happened. A bright light came appear in the sky shooting blinding rays. Falco, Krystal and Slippy had to turn away to avoid getting blinded. The two attackers looked in awe wondering was going on. Fox on the other hand narrowed his eyes waiting to arrive.
Then, the light changes forms. Soon, it became a large tank-like vehicle. Fox couldn't help but smirk.
"LANDMASTER!"
(Event 3: Pink Ball Repulsion)
In the large world of Dreamland, it was nice and sunny as always. The flower were in bloom, the fruit was growing nicely and all of Kirby's friends were having fun. However, not all of the residents was focused on having a good time. In fact, one particular person had bigger plans.
Metaknight flipped back his cape while he watched his allies work on his pride and joy, the Halberd. A giant airship with his mask on it on the front. The masked warrior had something planned and he wanted to make sure that it went perfectly.
He walked over to one of his workers and got his attention. "Pardon me but how are things with the Halberd so far."
The worker turned around. "Ah, sir! Didn't see you there. So far, so good. The Halberd should be able to fly out in a few minutes."
"I see. Is there any signs of intruders?" Metaknight asked.
"No. Not as far as I see." The worker said shaking his head. "In fact, I had even heard of anyone besides anyone from our crew coming close of this place."
"Very good. This is very important." Metaknight said. "We can't afford any distractions from anyone right now."
"Sir, I could assure you. Everything is moving as smooth as silk so far." The worker reassured.
Metaknight couldn't help but smirk behind his mask at this. He was right. Things were going great for him. He needed to start the Halberd without a hitch and from the looks of things, that would exactly happen. That would be perfect.
Suddenly, his eyes widened as he sensed. Turning his head, he looked back into the distance for some reason. The worker instantly noticed this.
"Sir, is everything all right?" He asked concerned.
Metaknight simply glared into the distance. "Um, yes. Look, just continue the good work and tell me when we are about to get ready to leave."
The worker blinked twice confused at his boss' sudden behaviour. However, he wasn't going to risk annoying him and trying to go further on the topic so he decided to shrug it off and went back to his duties. When he made sure he was gone, Metaknight looked back in the direction he was staring at. For some reason, he got this uneasy feeling that he was being watched. And not by one of his workers.
"Hmm… Perhaps this won't go smoothly after all…" He mused.
He watched his workers continued to work on the Halberd and its preparations. Instead, their somewhat cutesy appearances, they were hard-working and were very loyal to Metaknight. The swordsman couldn't had asked for a better crew.
A few minutes later, the same worker from before walking over to Metaknight.
"Preparations complete, sir." He explained.
"Excellent. Now, tell me. How is the cargo jets?" Metaknight asked.
The worker raised an eyebrow at this. "They are working perfectly. Why?"
Metaknight narrowed his eyes. "I would request to ride on top of them when the Halberd leaves."
The worker's eyes widened at this. "What? But why? How do such an extreme stunt?"
"I have my reasons." Metaknight said coolly.
"B-But…" The worker said in disbelief.
"Comrade, I believe I gave you an order." He said sternly. "I admit my method is sudden and orthodox but I can assure you that I have a very good explanation for that."
The worker stared in confusion wondering what was his boss was up to. This was very out-of-character for him to do something reckless like this. However, he had never questioned Metaknight before and he wondered if he should start now.
"All right, sir! I will tell the workers over there." The worker said.
"Good. Carry on." Metaknight nodded.
The worker walked off despite still looking unsure of his boss' action. Metaknight swung his sword a couple of times while narrowing his eyes. He would NOT like anything spoil his plans.
After being the told of the somewhat reckless actions on his boss, the workers allowed Metaknight to stand on top of the cargo jets. Despite the Halberd was such a large ship, it usually had trouble breaking very important cargo just by blasting off into the sky. That was why they built a smaller flying vessel so that they could safely fly their valuables off the ground without risk of having them broken. Metaknight waited patiently for the Halberd to blast off.
"Hopefully, I wouldn't have any problems before blasting off."
Suddenly, he heard footsteps behind him. Metaknight turned around with a raised eyebrow inspecting it to be one of his workers being overprotective and asking for his concern. However, once he saw who it really was, he immediately readied his sword.
Heading towards him was a puffball just like him only he was light pink, had red feet and a blank face.
"Kirby. We meet again." Metaknight said darkly.
The big eater simply smiled before waving his hands. "HIIII!"
Metaknight sweat-dropped at this. "I take it that you are trying to stow away on the Halberd?"
Kirby nodded going back to his blank face. Metaknight narrowed his eyes. As bizarre as it sounds, Metaknight considered the pink creature his greatest rival. While Kirby definitely didn't look like much, he could hold his own against Metaknight on several occasions.
"Forgive me but I cannot afford for you to ruin my plans." Metaknight said. "Leave now."
Kirby simply shook his head. Metaknight did the same with a sigh.
"Typical. You always had an one-tracked mind." The masked warrior said. "Normally, I would resort to brute force to get rid of you but I nor you have a sword and it would be dishonourable to attack an unarmed fighter."
Kirby simply blinked twice at this. He then waddled over to Metaknight. The fighter of honour got into a defensive position in case Kirby was about to use his trademark Swallow move on him. Once he did next completely surprised him.
Out of nowhere, Kirby quickly got out a scimitar and jumped up in the air with enough speed to make a ninja jealous and went straight down. Metaknight's eyes widened before he jumped back avoiding the move. However, he could do nothing about the wave sent from the attack heading straight into him.
The warrior stepped back a couple of steps but shook his head quickly to regain his senses. He then looked at his rival with wide eyes.
"How are you able to do that move? I thought that you needed to swallow a certain person to get a particular move like that." Metaknight said.
Kirby, being Kirby didn't replied and instead put away his sword and pulled out a new weapon. This time, a wooden mallet. Thinking quickly, he swung his hammer horizontal. Metaknight's eyes widened before trying to shield himself with his cape.
The mallet hit nothing but air. Kirby blinked twice after realizing Metaknight had disappeared. He looked around for his rival. Then, he saw a thick black vertical line. Suddenly, it started to spin and changed forms into his normal form.
"Impressive. Your skills had improved greatly since our last bout." He explained.
Kirby narrowed his eyes with a surprisingly determined look on his face.
"Hmm… On any other day, I would had loved to have a duel with you but right now, I have very important plans to attend to and need you to leave." Metaknight explained. "However, I know for a fact that just asking you will get me nowhere."
After the warrior said this, he pointed his sword at Kirby with a very menacing glare. He would NOT have his plans spoiled right now.
"Therefore, it looks like I have to boot you off."
(Event 4: Cleaning House In Skyworld)
In the beautiful world of Angel Land, all of the resident angels flew over to the temple where their goddess, Palutena lived. Apparently, she had an announcement to make and she wanted the attention of all of her people. Everyone, despite curious as to what was going on, came anyway to Palutena's aid.
They all arrived in front of Palutena herself in all of her radiant beauty. All of the angels immediately got on one knee and bowed politely. All of the angels look quite young wearing angel robes. However, there was one particular angel in front who looked a little older than the others. He was Pit. Hero to Skyworld.
Palutena couldn't help but smile when she saw that everyone was present. "Greetings, everyone. I suppose you are wondering why I had summoned you here."
All of the angels stayed quiet not really wanted to say something.
"You see, I was just looking over this world this morning." Palutena explained. "I just noticed that the old stone floors, walls and pillars are becoming cracked, only to the point of breaking."
All of the angels looked at each other just realizing that she was right. Everything made of stone was slowly breaking apart.
"That is why I decided that it would be best for our world if we decided to remodel Skyworld." Palutena said smiling sweetly.
All of the angels nodded. It would be nice for Skyworld to have a remodel. Especially since their fight with Medusa had left everything nearly destroyed.
"Which is why I summoned you all here." Palutena said. "In order to remodel Skyworld, we must first destroy any and all remaining stone structures there is. After that is done, I could help remodel this world. Could I count on you?"
All of the angels immediately saluted. "Yes, Palutena!"
The goddess smiled. "Good. Pit?"
The brown-haired boy immediately looked up. "Yes, Palutena?"
"Despite being fragile, it may be somewhat troublesome to destroy all of the stone structures." The green-haired beauty explained. "That is why I am lending you my bow for the time being."
As she said let out her palm releasing a small ball of holy light. It slowly headed towards Pit who slowly got up as the other angels looked in awe.
Suddenly, the ball of light slowly started to change forms. It quickly turned into some kind of double-bladed weapon of some kind. Pit stared at it in awe for a moment before slowly grabbing it. This was the same weapon he used to save Angel Land.
"Now, can I count on you all?" Palutena said.
All of the angels smiled at this. "YES, PALUTENA!"
Palutena smiled happily before dismissing her people. All of the angels flew out of the temples with excitement written on their faces. They were so pumped to remodel Skyworld. After all, it would be nice to see it in its clean state again. Everyone wasted time using their weapons to destroy any stone structure they could find.
Pit smirked as he flew in a front of a stone pillar. Despite being fragile, it looked like it would actually take a while. However, Pit knew exactly what to destroy. Taking his weapon, he got into a stance.
He then rushed over to it swinging it around making a ring of holy light around it. The ring collided with the pillar making multiple hits. Soon, the pillar corrupted into rubble.
Pit chuckled. This was going to be easy.
"YAAAAAHHHHH!"
Nearly all of the angels froze in shock when they heard the sudden yell. They all turned to the direction of the yell to see a figure flying upwards screaming his head off. He continued screaming before landing on top of a cloud platform. Everyone gasped before immediately flying over to the fallen guy.
"Oh no!" Pit gasped before using his wings to fly over to the others.
Many questions currently went through his head right now. Who was that guy? Where did he come from? Why had he suddenly appeared in Angel Land? Was he a friend or a foe?
Pit immediately flew over to the crowd surrounding the dazed man gently pushing past to take a small glance at him. Once he did, his eyes widened in horror.
"Oh no!"
"What it is?" An angel asked worried. Pit simply shook his head in disbelief.
"It's… Wario."
Indeed. On top of the cloud was a short, fat ugly man with a biker's attire and a zigzag moustache. He groaned as he dizzily looked at the sky trying to get his senses back.
"Wario, isn't he the guy who was a newcomer to that Super Smash Bros tournament like you?" Another angel asked.
"Yes…" Pit sighed crossing his arms.
"That greedy fiend? How did he come all the way up here?" The first angel groaned.
"That's what I was asking myself?" Pit said with a raised eyebrow. "I doubt he came here on his own free will by the way he was screaming up here but be careful. He's a dirty one. In more ways than one."
After he said this, Wario groaned as he slowly regain his senses. He slowly sat up holding his head.
"Ugh… My aching head." The overweight man said. He then looked over at all of the angels surrounding him. Seeing them made him blink twice.
"Wha? H-Heaven?" He asked in disbelief. "H-Have I gone-a soft recently?"
Pit merely sweat-dropped at this. "We wish."
Hearing this made Wario turned over to the head angel and once he did, he groaned in annoyance.
"Oh, great. It's-a Dove Boy." The biker-clad man said.
"Good seeing you too, Wario." Pit sighed not surprised by this greeting.
"What am-a I doing in heaven?" The garlic-lover asked.
"Okay, first of all, this isn't Heaven. This is Angel Land. Somewhat different place." Pit explained. "Second of all, that is what I wanted to know."
Wario held his head trying to remember. "Last thing I-a remember was witnessing Dr. Crygor trying out one of his new inventions in his room. Then, BOOM!"
Pit blinked twice. "So you are saying that you are blown away the way from your world to mine in a simple lab explosion?"
Wario simply shrugged. "You could be surprised how-a far Dr. Crygor's explosion could send a person. But enough about-a that! Where's the exit out of this Heaven-wannabe place!"
Pit crossed his arms not happy by that last remark. "It's not that easy."
Wario blinked twice with a raised eyebrow. "What do you-a mean, Dove Boy?"
"Well, Angel Land is set in a place called Skyworld." Pit explained.
Wario looked around at all of the clouds floating in the sky before giving an unimpressed look. "Angel Land? Skyworld? Who-a names these places? A five-year-old?"
An angel grunted in disgust. "Ugh… He's worse in person."
"Well, don't you have-a some kind of vessel to transport back to my world?" Wario asked crossing his arms.
"Um, sorry, no." Pit said.
Wario's eyes widened. "WHAT? I thought-a angels are supposed to help people! Now help-a me get home!"
"Hey! Sorry but this is the first time something like this ever happened!" Pit scolded.
"You-a mean that I am stuck in this place FOREVER!" Wario cried in shock.
"Trust me, Wario. We aren't just going to let you stay here." Pit said as the angels looked disgusted at the thought of Wario actually living here.
The overweight man narrowed his eyes. "So what's the plan, Dove Boy?"
Pit narrowed his eyes. "Don't worry, well, this is a rare case, I think we would be able to help you but it would need nearly all of the power of the angels here."
Wario returned the glare. "So-a get them!"
"It's not that easy!" Pit scolded. "You see, nearly every angel are trying to help remodel this place."
Wario looked around for a moment at the scenery before sweat-dropping. "Yeah. I could-a see that."
All of the angels growled after hearing the biker-clad man badmouth their world like that.
"Look, all I am asking you is to behave until we are done remodelling." Pit said trying to be the reasonable one. "If we succeed WITHOUT having any distractions, we should actually done it soon."
Wario's eyes widened. "You-a mean I am stuck here!"
"For the time being, yes." Pit sighed. "Now, I must ask you to behave and stay still for the time being while we don't."
"And if I-a don't?" Wario asked crossing his arms.
"Because… Like I said." Pit said coldly. "We need no distractions while we are working. In fact, why don't you help us?"
"What?" Wario said in disgust. "What's-a in it for me?"
Pit looked in disbelief. "Please don't tell me that you wanted to get paid for helping us! We are the ones who are your ticket out of here!"
"So? I ain't-a no charity-shop owner." Wario snapped.
"That is an understatement." Another angel muttered.
Pit simply shook his head and sighed. He knew that Wario would give him such a hard time. Hopefully, he could at least get him to be quiet for the time being.
"All right! If you wanna be lazy, fine!" Pit said. "Just make sure you don't cause any trouble for us."
Wario growled at this not liking being bossed around. "Or else-a what?"
Pit crossed his arms. "You stay here longer. As simple as that."
Wario's eyes widened at this. To be stuck with all of these goody-goody-two-shoes pansies any longer than he needed to was horrific. Nobody he was that one to back down to a pretty-boy like Pit but unfortunately he had no choice.
He sighed in defeat. "Fine."
Pit gave a small smile of success. "Good. Now just try to stay out of trouble and we will be more quicker with the remodelling. We just had to destroy all of the stone structures, okay?"
"All right, all right…" Wario muttered.
Pit nodded as he looked back to the rest of the angels. "All right, troops! Move out!"
With that, the winged people flew off to flew back to their respective jobs leaving the short man on the cloud grumbling angrily.
"Stupid dove boy. Bossing-a me around like he was an alpha-male!" Wario growled. "Which he-a obviously not! However, he is-a right! Unless they do-a that stupid remodelling thing, I could be stuck-a here longer."
He then grumbled some more not believing his horrible luck. Suddenly, a light bulb appeared over his head.
"Wait a minute…" He said before smirking evilly. "He-a said that unless I could help him, I shouldn't cause trouble. However…"
Meanwhile, Pit gave a sigh of relief before slashing a stone wall to rubble with his blades.
"Whew. That's another one destroyed." He smiled. "We are making great time here."
He then looked over at the rest of his fellow angels working over at the stone pillars destroying them easily. He couldn't help but smile.
"If Wario behaves like I said, we may actually send him home earlier." Pit said with a smile..
Suddenly, he heard the sounds of yells. His eyes widened before turning to the direction of the voice. Spreading his wings, he quickly glided over to the commotion wondering what was going on. As he did so, he quickly whirled around the corner of a giant pillar.
To see his fellow soldiers flying away in terror with Wario having a bulging belly.
"WARIO WAFT!"
The small area that Wario was in was immediately engulfed in a giant unsatisfying yellow explosion cloud destroying every pillar in its path. The smell was horrific and had anyone nearby plugging their noses instantly to block out the stench. Thankfully, most of the angels managed to escape the explosion. However, one was less than lucky.
Everyone watched as the cloud slowly cleared to reveal two figures. A smirking Wario and a very dazed Pit.
"PIT!" Some of the angels gasped.
The brunette groaned as he slowly rocked his head back and forth on the cloud trying to regain his senses. He weakly sat up and once he did, he plugged his nose.
"Ew! Garlic!" He cried in disgust.
Wario smirked. "Garlic's-a good for you. Besides, it helps-a you fight off vampires."
With that, he held his stomach and laughed heartily at Pit's expense. The young-looking immortal growled as he glared daggers at the garlic-lover.
"You! I thought we agreed that if you wouldn't going to help, you should at least stay still!" Pit scolded.
"But I-a AM helping!" Wario said cheerfully.
Pit's eyes widened at this. "What? What are you talking about?"
Wario couldn't help but smirk. "Look around you."
Pit blinked twice wondering what he meant. However, he did what he told everywhere. He then noticed most of the stone structures were destroyed. In fact, the only ones remaining were cracked floors.
"See? I AM helping you."
Pit blinked twice at this stunned. "Um, thank you, Wario. It's… Nice to see…"
Wario quickly cut him off. "Oops… Missed a few."
Pit raised his eyebrow before turning around and saw that there were a few stone floors behind him.
"Don't worry, I will-a get them!" Wario said.
Pit looked back at the overweight man with a raised eyebrow. Once he did, his eyes widened in horror.
Wario was riding towards him riding a motorcycle. Where did he get the motorcycle, Pit would ever know. Actually, that was the last thing on his mind right now.
VROOM!
All of the soldiers winced and looked away in pain when they saw Pit being run over with the motorcycle. Thankfully for Pit, he was immortal so it didn't kill him but still it didn't stopped him from being in a world of pain.
Pit groaned with very unsightly wheel marks on his face. "Ugh… My face…"
He slowly sat up rubbing his bruised face for a moment before turning around and glaring at the guilty party. Wario smirked as he got off his motorcycle.
"What was the heck was that?" Pit snapped. "You just ran me over!"
"What? It was your fault for-a stupidly being in the way." Wario said with an one-arm shrug. "Besides, I was-a going trying to get the stone floors."
As he said this, his eyes widened when he noticed something. "Whoops. Missed one."
Pit looked down to see a stone floor that somehow managed to escape Wario's giant fart and motorcycle. His eyes quickly widen before narrowing them.
"Oh no! No more motorcycle antics!" He growled pointing his finger.
Wario blinked twice before shrugging. "All right. If you say so."
What he did next greatly disgusted everyone. With a surprising amount of strength, he lifted the motorcycle over him. Opening his big mouth to a size that would rival Kirby's, he swallowed the bike whole and starting to chew it heavily making unsightly metal noises as he did so. All of the angels merely looked with vile faces.
"What IS this guy?" Pit asked with a wince.
After a bit of chewing, Wario then spat out something. A tire. It flew straight towards the stone platform before destroying it. As it did so, it ricocheted and hit Pit right in the face knocking back down on the ground. Most of the angels gasped as Wario put his hands on his cheeks in a shocked fashion.
"Oops!"
Pit groaned as he rubbed his face. He growled before getting back up to glare at the grinning Wario.
"Aw, don't-a be so mad, I'm sure that your fan-girls would still love you!" The biker-clad man said. "You can-a be surprised by some many girls would want a pretty-boy."
"Wario, are you ever do something constructive in your life?" He growled.
The vertically-challenged plumber's grin vanished.
"Constructive? CONstructive? But aren't we supposed to DESTORY the stone pillars? Wouldn't that mean I have to be destructive? If I was constructive, I would-a spent the entire time BUILDING stone structures. But if I-a do that NOW, this world would be a bigger mess than it already is. Isn't-a this when I should be destructive? Humph. You are-a not making any sense. Maybe it was-a because you took one than more hit to the face but I am going-a somewhere where people talk sense."
With that, he walked off to find more stone structures to annoy leaving everyone stunned with wide eyes and slack jaws not expecting just a blunt yet very intelligent comment. This went on for a full ten seconds.
Until Pit slowly got over this phase narrowing his eyes and gritting his teeth in pure hatred and anger. His fair skin slowly turned red and the other angels could had sworn that they saw fire in his eyes.
"THAT'S IT!" He growled.
With that, he put his blades together making some kind of bow. Suddenly, a blue glowing arrow of light appeared between it. Pit carefully aimed at the retreating Wario who bounding from cloud to cloud. All he needed was one shot.
"Pit, no!"
The young lad looked to see a couple of angels flying over.
"Please reconsider your actions! This is EXACTLY what he wanted you to do!" The first one scolded.
"That's right. If you do shoot him, he would just make you look like the villain." The second one agreed.
Pit's eyes widened before slapping his forehead. Indeed. Wario didn't cared squat about this world. He just wanted to make the angels' lives here miserable as much as possible. By destroying the unwanted stone structures while hurting other people in the process.
"Wario was never known for his book smarts but he is a genius of the worse kind." Pit groaned.
"So… What now?" The first one asked.
Pit shook his head. "Try to continue what you are doing. If Wario decides to bother you, just try to ignore him even though I know that would be difficult."
Everyone nodded at the superior's idea. They had a mission to do and even though Wario intended to have some sick fun with them, they needed to completely. Pit would rather pluck out his own wings before letting an overweight smelly wise guy interrupt them.
(Event 5: Become The Champion!)
Many people from all over the world had gathered in a very altered stadium. People were very excited about this location because it was said to be one of the most intense stadium ever. Quite perfect for Pokemon matches. That was why it only used for special occasions. This was no exception.
An announcer enthusiastically grabbed a mike. "Welcome all to the final round of the Pokemon Tournament!"
Nearly everyone in the stands erupted in deafening cheers.
"This is it, everyone! After over a hundred Pokemon trainers had entered and in the end, only two remain!" The announcer said with a smirk. "Both are from the Kanto region! Which means they both went a long way around from their home just to be here! And there are also the first two to ever fight on top of this special stadium."
Somehow, the cheering actually got louder.
"Now, first, a little bit of information. You know how we used to have separate fields that benefit certain Pokemon? Well, in this stadium, it is just a normal stage at first but it alternates fields in a certain amount of minutes." The announcer said. "And the order of the field types differs every time. But enough talk, let's get this Pokemon battle underway!"
Everyone in the audience shouted at the top of their lungs. "YEAH!"
One of the two trainers who was about to fight in this battle waited nervously for his cue to step in. He was a young boy clad in red and white clothes with jeans and a backpack. He adjusted the cap covering his short dark hair.
"This is it… The final battle…" He said to himself.
He then looked at his hands as if something very special were in them.
"After walking all those miles, fighting all of those trainers and barely making all of the way to the finals, this is it." He said. "If I win this match, I would had win the whole championship."
Suddenly, he narrowed his eyes as he clenched his hands.
"No! Not I. Not me. Not WE. Us. We are a team. We worked together and fought our way here."
He then looked up with a determined face.
"Each and every one of us had our downfalls from time to time. It is our time to shine. Time to prove how hard our training had got us."
"In the blue corner, coming all the way from Pallet Town. Red!"
The young man looked when he heard his name was being called. This was it. His final test as a Pokemon trainer. Taking a deep gulp, he nodded to himself before marching straight into a loud cheering crowd. He blushed as he shyly waved to it as he continued to walk to the stadium.
Truth be told, ever since he first heard about this new feature, he couldn't get it out of his head. He always wanted to fight at that stadium. And to do so with his Pokemon in the finals. It was such a honour. As he got to his side of the field, he waited for this opponent to be sent in.
"And in the red corner, coming all the way from Pallet Town as well. Blue!"
Red immediately narrowed his eyes when he heard this. He watched as a man his age with ridiculously spiky brown hair and stylish clothes walking in. He was playing to the ground blowing kisses to them. Red couldn't help but sweat-drop at his arrogance.
Blue smirked as he walked over to his side of field. "I still can't believe someone like you may it all the way here.
Red crossed his arms not fazed by the comment. "And yet I am."
Blue merely scoffed. "Don't get so cocky. Your victory last time was a fluke!"
"Just like the time before that and the time before that and so on." Red said with a small smirk.
Blue's smirk vanished. "Shut up! Because of you, my gramps think I am a failure!"
Red merely shrugged with his shoulders. "Meh. Not my fault. I can tell that he wasn't a big fan of your personality and your way of treating Pokemon anyway."
"What could you say that with such a straight face?" Blue growled.
"After all the times he trash-talked me even though I was on your level on Pokemon training, I have no hesitation pointing it out to you!" Red said simply.
Blue narrowed his eyes further. "Well, that's all going to change now. You know why? Because I got myself a full-proof plan to beat you once and for all!"
Red blinked twice.
"You… Just caught the same Pokemon as me and raised them to know the same moves as mine."
The brown-haired boy sweat-dropped knowing that he been caught red-handed.
"So? Nothing wrong with that!" Blue snapped looking away trying to hide his sweat-drop.
"Um… Yes, it is." Red said with a sweat-drop. "You have to develop your own style of Pokemon training!"
"I DID had my own style." Blue growled. "And you managed to beat me every time!"
"And you think copying me would make you beat me?" Red said shaking his head. "I bet you still think your Pokemon the same way as before."
Blue's face started to go red and he gritted his teeth in anger. It was HIM who was supposed to be the one verbally-assaulting his rival, not the other way around.
"An interesting fact! Both trainers had beaten the Elite Four in Kanto before fighting against each other!" The announcer shouted. "So we are sure to see an epic battle!"
Red and Blue both narrowed their eyes at each other knowing that if one of them won this tournament, they would get a lot of praise as a Pokemon master. Also, either one would be willing to back down from each other any time soon.
"I can assure you, this will NOT be the last few times." Blue growled.
"Bring it." Red said coolly.
"All right. The stage is set, the trainers are ready and the atmosphere is just perfect." The announcer grinned. "Let's get the final match underway!"
Everyone in the audience started to cheer loudly.
"All right! Both competitors may throw their first Pokemon!" The announcer smirked.
Red and Blue both nodded before reaching into their pockets and pulling out a red and white ball each. They were both ready to battle for the championship and for the respect only a master could have.
There's Event 1 through 5! Review away!