Hello friends and welcome to this story of the most out of nowhere and downright weird ship you will ever have the pleasure of reading! That's right! Kefla x Gogeta! what? That's mediocre at best and completely ridiculous considering both characters are timed fusions and one of them doesn't even exist in the main canon, you say? well, right you are, random critic #1! but ill be damned if i let something as arbitrary as cannosity stop me now! So hush now, and enjoy the greatest retcon in the history of dragonball!(disclaimer: i do not claim to own any character that appears in this fanfic. all rights go to funimation, toei animation, fuji tv and akira toriama. please supprt the official release.)-
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THEY'RE NOT COMING?!'" The cry of the god of destruction from universe 7 rung through the air at capsule corp, causing all present to flinch, especially the poor supreme kai, who he was directing his anger towards.
"i mean what i said: they're not coming. vegeta is busy with his daughter and goku is still recovering from that energy of destruction." the supreme kai answered, unfortunately all too familiar with the quick-tempered deity who was uncharacteristically active lately, certusy of two sayians who were currently the subject of the conversation.
"Well, why cant vegeta come?!" The deity yelled, panic laced in his words, given the situation the two sayians had put him in.
"Bulma said he needs to be a better father to his daughter, considering how he acted with trunks." the supreme kai shot back, desperately trying to stay calm as to not agitate his life link further.
"alright, well what about goku? can't he just eat a senzu bean?" Beerus asked, desperately trying to come up with a way to bring in at least one of his strongest fighters.
"Unfortunately the injuries he sustained were quite severe, not even a senzu bean could bring him back to a quarter of his maximum strength." the supreme kai told the panicked god, hoping this would be the end of his questions.
"This could prove problematic." Whis, the attendant of said deity admitted, "There aren't many who can stand up to those two, so without them universe 7 might have problems during the tournament of power."
"YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT WHIS?!" The cat entity screeched at his accomplice, letting his rage out. "If we fail to supply 10 fighters, zeno will erase universe 7 without question... what are we going to do?!"
"I think i might have a solution."
"Whos there?! what do you mean 'you have a solution'...?" The god of destruction who had long lost his composure yelled out, looking around.
"its been a while lord beerus. Its me, the supreme kai of time! im sending in two of my most powerful warriors to represent universe 7 in goku and vegetas place." came the voice, now identified as chronoa, supreme kai of time.
"Well, these two had better be powerful, otherwise ill destroy the time nest myself!" the deity announced, gaining his composure back to threaten the kai, unaware of just how pointless his 'threat' truly was, considering he wouldn't be around to destroy the time nest if these warriors weren't what the supreme kai claimed them to be.
"oh, i think you'll find these warriors to be more similar to goku and vegeta then you think~" the supreme kai claimed, quite confident in her decision.
"Ooooh, mysterious!" the blue angel stated, quite intrigued in the supreme kais claim.
Just then, before Beerus could further question the Kai about the riddle she had left for them, a bright light engulfed the sky, despite it being night, and two warriors emerged. Suddenly, all present who could sense energy reeled over in pain.
"argh! What the hell is that!?" Krillin all but demanded, desperate for relief from the massive rush that just went to his head, slowly adjusting to the unearthly energies before him. As he looked up, he saw two men standing there, both of which with insane energies, and getting a look at them, could've sworn it was Vegeta and Goku standing before him, but upon further inspection discovered the two were actually quite different from the two saiyans, but at the same time each one was the spitting image of... both of them?! However, While they both looked similar facially, that's where the similarities ended. One wore clothes that were unmistakably similar to the turtle hermit gi he currently adorned, but with inverted colours and white gloves and boots. He had a cocky smirk on his face, and upon further inspection, two matching earrings could be seen on both of his ears. The other wore clothes that looked identical to the clothes he'd seen Gotenks wearing, but with darker colours. unlike his accomplice, he had a stoic frown glued to his face and... a tail?! "Y...y-your s-s-saiyans..." he muttered, which just furthered the looks each respective saiyan was wearing.
"Bingo." the cocky one stated, as if it weren't a problem. "my name is vegito, and this is my brother, Gogeta."
"but if your saiyans, then you must be from universe 6! All of the other saiyans in universe 7 are dead! How are you alive?!" krillin accused, quickly coming to a realisation, "you must be spies from universe 6!"
"Nope~" Vegito all but sang, "if you really want to know, we're-"
Vegito was then cut off by Gogeta, who had swiftly knocked vegito down. "Shut your trap before I shut it for you." he calm threatened, his words cold as ice which, appropriately sent a cold chill down Krillins spine. How could he so casually threaten his brother?! Who where they?! And why did they look like goku and vegeta?! Chronoas words from earlier ran through krillin mind: I think you'll find these two to be more similar to goku and vegeta then you think... what did that mean? Who were these saiyans? Why did they show up right when they were needed? And how were they so strong?! Something was going on, and Krillin had a bad feeling about it...
Welp! That's the first chapter! ...what? Your confused? Hey, iwarned you about the insane amount of retcons in this story, you stayed by your own choice! Anyway, in case you hadn't noticed, yes, I used the time patrol, but don't worry, ill slowly work them out of the story eventually... until then, I appreciate your choice to read my first fanfic, and expect much, MUCH more. Until then, fel free to review!