Evil Academy Junior Class

Introductions at the Academy of Evil

Edit 30/9/10- This edit is a reponse to the review by Mystic Cake. Firstly thanks for the word about the dividers I've been wondering how that's done (this story was published pretty much as soon as soon as I could so as to start on the next chapter but in doing so I didn't really look at all the nuances of the process). As for the constant commas I've always had a bit of a problem with that I've changed it as much as I could but I don't know wether if its any better. I added the missing word in with the internet word processor so (God and Devil willing) it should work now. Anyway thanks for being the first reviewer I don't intend to go begging for reviews but it does feel nice even if it's primarily criticism.

Disclaimer- The Disgaea series and characters is property of the Nippon Ichi company as are the characters from any of their other games that may be used in this fan fiction (hint hint nudge nudge). The only thing I own are the various Original Characters featured in this story and even then it's in a very loose term.

Evil academy, it has been 100 years since Mao took his place as Overlord and Dean of the Academy, 92 years since Queen Saphire Rhodonite was exiled for marrying the common guardsman Almaz von Almadine Adamant, 91 years since the two were reported missing presumed dead, 80 years since the marriage of Dean Mao and Valedictorian Raspberyl, 76 years since she was born...

"Mwa ha ha ha ha," Mao's evil laughter rung out across the courtyard of Evil Academy. The various demons in the courtyard did what they always did, completely ignored him and finished setting up for the morning. It was a normal morning in the netherworld. Deep inside the Dean's office, in the Overlord's castle, in a hidden room were sword's lined the walls Mao continued his rant. "At last after 50 years it is complete. All my character's on Super Sentai: Prism Rangers Z have reached lvl 1,000,000 now I can defeat the Super Hard Optional Boss and witness the Ultimate Ending. Mwa ha ha h-"

"Giga Fire!"

A twister of superheated flame erupted outwards from a black book, wielding by a pink haired demon girl (sound of author's hair being lit by demonic fire) aaah, woman, woman, a very mature not at all unnaturally petite demon woman, cutting the evil laughter short.

"Beryl!" Screamed a singed Mao as he brushed soot and ash from his new clothes. He still wore a red coat hung loosely around his shoulder held on with chains, though he has to get a new one after an unfortunate incident involving an unopened soda and a Dragon. His under clothes though had long since been replaced with a suit shirt with carmine red tie and long black silk pants. "What the hell did you do that for!"

"Firstly," replied the pink haired demon called Beryl. The 100 years had been good to her and she long ago outgrown her demonic schoolgirl outfit (though she was still pretty short compared to other demons) in favour of a black leather coat with pink fur collar, which hung down to her knees. A pink undershirt and a longer black skirt, with a hole cut for her tail of course. The demon skull... thing remained hanging upside down from her neck attached to a black chocker. "Its 'dear', we have been married for a little over 80 years now." Mao tensed at these words, his body still hurt from the barrage of Fire and Delinquent Code spells she had unleashed when he forgot their anniversary last month. She has only just started talking to him again, thankfully though she wasn't very concerned with that, for the moment, and moved on. "Secondly your DUMBASS evil laughter is interrupting breakfast. I need a full stomach if I'm going to be picking up trash off the Beach of Blood."

Mao mentally groaned, even as the wife of Dean of the Evil Academy she still felt the need to partake in Delinquent Activities. But he didn't say anything; eighty years of marriage had taught him to pick his battles.

"Oh yeah," Mao said suddenly, partly because he just remembered something, partly because he needed to change the topic of conversation, "where's Aki? I just got some new test subjects to show off."

Beryl mentally groaned, even as the Dean of the Evil Academy he still felt the need to dissect everything that moves. But she didn't say anything; eighty years of marriage had taught her to pick her battles.

"Aki's gone off to the Training Classrooms." Beryl replied preparing herself for what would come next.

"...Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!" Mao screamed with such intensity that even the normally motionless Rosen Queen employees flinched at the sound. "Why has she gone there, doesn't she known that there's monsters out there." Beryl sweat dropped, what is it with demon overlords with parental issues that turns them into overprotective parents themselves, still he's not as bad as that Laharl. Still, against her better judgement, she replied. "I think the monsters are the point." Though I'd hardly count Prinnies as monsters, she thought. "She said she needed to level up if she's ever going to be the Freshman Class Leader like her father was."

"Forget that. Anyone who hurts my little Aki will have their skin replaced with cardboard!"

"Don't worry I sent Asuka and Kyoko to keep an eye on them."

"Awwww, that's cute," Mao said patting her head (well I did say she was still short) ", you act like I trust them." Beryl growled both at the indignity of having her head patted and the fact that her two best friends were just insulted. 'No,' Mao thought now scratching his wife's head, 'I need agents of my own to watch over Aki.'

"Vato Bros, I need you!"

'Oh you've got to kidding me' Beryl thought before suddenly purring as Mao had found the sweet spot behind her ear.

"Crane Dance," yelled a female samurai as she dashed past a Prinny wielding a vicious yet cartoonish looking spear, the spiral of dark energy highlighted by the storm of paper cranes. Dressed in a pink lined white kimono Asuka Cranekick hadn't changed much in 100 years. Neither had her shadowy companion, dressed in a frayed black and pink ninja garb, Kyoko Needleworker. "Good work Asuka," called Kyoko stepping out of the shadows and softly kissed Asuka's cheek. Yep they hadn't changed a bit... except for the fact they came out, go figure.

"Ewwwww," moaned their diminutive charge. Despite being all of 80 years, Akiko appeared not much bigger than her mother was; in fact she was a deal smaller than her mother was. Though seeing that in terms of looks she took after her mother Raspberyl. This did not surprise anyone; in fact there were those who were surprised she had grown this much. Even her clothes were similar to those that her mother wore 100 years ago, admittedly there was no real significance behind this, it was just one of those freaky astronomical coincidences the universe so enjoys.

It was a striking coincidence though; her top was almost identical except that Aki's had long sleeves. Her white skirt over black stockings was similar too but rather than a thin black line near the edge there was a thin black flame pattern. She had also forgoed her mother's accessories in favour of a large custom sword with a thin black handle but giant blade, the merchant she'd purchased it off thought it was for cutting rocks rather than monsters, even demons had a concept of overkill.

Which is probably why the merchant had set the sword's flavour text to 'For the demon without a concept of overkill'. It's a little known fact that to demon merchants setting the flavour text is a highlight of the job. Well that and sending demons who attempt to haggle on a trip to the Dark Hopital.

Appearance wise she was also very similar to her mother she had bright pink hair and eyes and shiny black horns that came out from behind her pointed ears (1). Though Aki's were sleeker and sharper. Still as coincidental as her clothes were the red coat the hung over her shoulders was no coincidence. Aki idolised her father Mao and strived to be like him with her current goal being taking the role of Freshman Leader like he did. It was to that end which caused her level lust. As such it was useful her personality took after him, her otherwise pretty face being set in a perpetual scowl, as for her inheriting Mao's 1.8 million EQ... ehhhhhhh, not so much luck there.

For a little girl though she is a fearsome fighter and, having inherited it for her mother, is quite adept at fire magic. As was indicated by her lack of wings or a tail, she was a warrior like her father rather than a monster like her mother.

You'd think that Beryl, who was not the overprotective of the parents, didn't know her very well having felt the need to send two powerful bodyguards. You'd be wrong Aki was notorious throughout the netherworld for bringing chaos, destruction and trouble which was, generally, not intended. Asuka and Kyoko had just managed to quell a warping of the Geo Cube energies which turned all the Prinnies in the Training Classroom into rabid lvl 100 monstrosities.

"I could have done that, if you just unchained me from the portal." Beryl said lifted a heavy chain which, did indeed, connect to the portal. The other end of the chain being attached firmly around her wrist.

"It's for your own safety my Young Miss." Replied Kyoko with a bow. 'And ours.' She thought quietly in her own head, around the Young Miss it's best to whisper thoughts one didn't want heard, unless a certain small pinkette demoness picked up on something. Once you've been around her as long as Kyoko and Asuka had you starting questioning whether the space in your head was really your own.

"Uh huh," said Aki, not very convinced, "Now all that horrible dangers gone could you I don't know... UNLOCK THE DAMN CHAINS."

"Of course," replied Asuka, cheerfully clapping her hands together, "then we can all go home and forget about this horrible day."

"No." Aki said quickly and sharply, causing Kyoko and Asuka to sweat drop. "But-"they tried to say, before being quickly cut off, "I'm not leaving until I've hit lvl 50 at least."

"But you're only lvl 25, against weak little Prinnies (2) reaching lvl 50 will take days at the least of constant grinding." Asuka said, already fearing the worst.

"So," Aki began to smile slyly but sweetly, like evil honey, even without her father's full 1.8 million EQ she was still unnaturally evil, "if you me want me to level up quickly then all you have to do is take me to a place with higher level monsters. Kay."

Kyoko and Asuka looked at each other with fear in their eyes, they were under orders from Lady Raspberyl to take Young Miss Akiko no further than the Training Classrooms, and they certainly didn't want to disobey the Lady. But... Young Miss Akiko was stubborn enough to remain here for weeks on end if necessary. On their own the ninja and samurai wouldn't be able to do anything, short of hurting her, to make her move. Returning to the Academy to get backup would involve leaving the Young Miss alone, unattended, unsupervised and... the two shivered at the thought of what could happen.

Thus there was only one unthinkable solution...

"Very well, we shall escort you to a higher level area." That solution was disobeying Lady Raspberyl.

"Yeeeeeessssss," screamed Aki, as Kyoko and Asuka led her through the portal Aki was rapidly talking about how they were the best bodyguards she ever had and how she'd never again complain when they kissed or hugging or did that things late at night that she could hear through the thin castle walls. Kyoko's and Asuka's faces were as pink as their clothes at that last part.

And from the shadows three sets of pig like eyes stared, eyes attached to the faces of pig like creatures with orders from Dean Mao to watch over Aki and report if her bodyguards weren't do their job properly. So as the three girls left for an area of ice located on the Academy's ever expanding borders, the three pig creatures left to report their finding to the Dean.

"Now this is more like it," said Aki as she dealt the finishing blow on a War Slug. Kyoko and Asuka held a look between vigilance and nervousness as they eyed the remaining War Slugs. The icy territory there were in was a place called Frozen Field (3) a place where the natural Geo Cube energies levelled up the hostile monsters, doubling their level each turn until the effect was halted. If done right you can create high level monsters with little health, allowing for an easy take down with high experience gain (4). Leave it too long though and it will result in overpowered beings that not even the strongest member of the Dark Assembly could take down. Much like cooking a grenade it's a useful technique that will blow up in your face if you're not careful.

If Dean Mao or Lady Raspberyl ever found out they had taken Young Miss Akiko here, ugh, Asuka and Kyoko couldn't even image what would happen.

"Come on," Aki said excited, "let's get these slugs up to a higher level. I say we shoot for lvl 100."

"Now, now Young Miss Aki, let's be sensible about this-" Asuka began.

"No, no, think about it," Aki continued, unfazed by her bodyguard's words, "We wait until one of them has hit lvl 100 you girls hit him down a bit and I deal the finishing blow. The experience will come rolling in. Come on, we're demons people expect us to cheat."

Kyoko thought that Young Miss Akiko looked so much like Dean Mao when she said that, that she expected to hear the Dean's evil laughter...

"Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

... yeah like that. Uh oh.

Swords rained from the sky skewering the remaining War Slugs which disappearing in a swirl of dark energy. Aki wept at her lost experience points. Literally she actually got on her knees and cried 'anime eyes' style.

Kyoko and Asuka only looked at the laughing cloaked figure of Dean Mao, standing on a pillar of ice that stood outside the field, a look of maniacal anger on his face. The kind that made you think that not only would he kill you, he'd enjoy every second of it.

Surrounding him were the Vato Bros trying desperately to stay upright on the ice's slippery surface.

But these were nothing compared to the sight of the petite pink haired figure behind Dean Mao, Lady Raspberyl. On her face was not a look of angry or frustration, but a look of disappointment.

Kyoko and Asuka's hearts broke apart in their chest.

Aki was angrier that her experience points had been taken away from her. "Daaad, why did you have to take away my experience points. I could have taken the slugs."

"Now sweetie we'll talk to you about your punishment later for now the adult need to talk about the arrangements for Asuka and Kyoko's execution."

Kyoko and Asuka squealed in unison and gave each other one last fearful hug.

Thankfully, for the ninja and samurai's life expectancy, Beryl took matters into her own hands.

"Mao," she said moving out in from behind him, "I agree that Kyoko and Asuka have been very irresponsible. But they are my best friends... I'm not going to allow you to execute them."

"But-" Mao began warily.

"No! They are my friends and since I was the one who assigned them to watch over Aki. Therefore it is my responsibility and I will punish them. Not. You!"

"My Lady."Kyoko said looking up, her voice racked by small sobs of happiness and narrowly avoided death.

"Don't think that you two are out of hot water, after I'm done with you two you'll wish that I had given you to Mao!" Despite Beryl's anger Kyoko and Asuka looked up at her with joy in their eyes.

Mao looked uncomfortable as he tought about this. Hiring an assassin to take care for the two girls would be a small task and a small payment for the Dean of Evil Academy. The price though when Beryl found out would be more than he would willing to pay.

"Very well, but while you're dealing with those two I'm taking Aki home."

"Dad!"

"Agreed, make sure you look her in her room with only greens for dinner for the next few weeks."

"Mom!"

The young pinkette's cries were thoroughly ignored. Mao and Beryl were busy thinking of punishments. Kyoko and Asuka were looking off in the distance saying 'My Lady'. While the Vato Bros were still trying to stand still on the ice.

Which is probably why Aki was the only one who noticed the figure leaping out from the obilivion that surrounding the icy field.

Before Aki even had time to cry out, the figure was in the air behind the pillar of ice. With his blade bearing down on Mao's head.

(1)- Always wash behind your ears kiddies

(2)- Wow I'm really hard on Prinnies.

(3)- I don't know if this is the correct name but since I had, quite foolishly, restarted my End-Game file I can't go look up the real name without going back through some tedious story. Seeing as how I still need to complete Borderlands, Torchlight, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle and Blaz Blue: Calamity Trigger and I just got a PSP and Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep as an early birthday present, and with Fallout: New Vegas coming out in October (woo Armoured Vault Suit pre-order gift), so yeah I have way to many games on my plate.

(4)- This was actually my favoured technique for leveling my technique in Disgaea 3 and for the record I only created a super-powered enemy once. Learn from my mistakes when you have a lvl. 500 enemy cut your losses and run even if it only has 10 HP left you can't win particulary if your highest character is a lvl. 60 Almaz because in one turn he'll be a lvl.60 DEAD Almaz.

End Notes/ Author's Pity Party

It took me ages to get this chapter done and uploaded. First I had to work out how to do it. Then I had to work through my initial trepidation at writing a fan fiction (you know the usual moody author crap). Then my second to last term of Year 12 which was eight weeks of pure hell with teacher's giving us Assignments mere days after saying there would be no assignments this term, having to take precious class time off for bulls-t Year 12 competency tests and practice tests, a two day computer exam on databases half way through the term, two massive DVD production assignments one after the other and for the last week in Exam Block a full week of six exams (two on the one day) half of which were eight page thick maths and chemistry test and the rest were page and a half written reports one of which I had to use a laptop to type up because my hand writing is so bad the teacher couldn't read it last year (still a C+ isn't bad considering a lot of people in my class did worse even though the teacher could read the entirety of their report) which caused the rest of the class (actually two classes) to moan about special treatment until I was ready to even the playing field by breaking the hands of everyone who complained. Then immediately after I went on a two week holiday to Brisbane and Sydney without internet or even word processor access(I was seriously having withdrawal symptoms by the end their), though I got a lot of comics, manga and Gundam kits so yay there. In a stroke of luck though my Mum had changed airlines for the return trip a few days before so we didn't get caught up in the whole 'every Virgin Blue plane across Australia being down leaving people stranded for like a day or so' thing. In the end though this left me with three days to get my Uni Preferences in. To top things off when I finally finished writing this chapter there comes this mass storm which sends my internet offline just before I'm readying to upload something for the first time. Sunshine State my assine, it's not beautiful one day gorgeous the next it's scorching hot one day pissing down the next (my town's had a cyclone and two floods in as many years, during the cyclone my Dad was actually in Newcastle hitting the surf dear god did my Mum get him for that). Still got to give it to Australia the day after the cyclone there were nearly no food shops open but the TAB betting agency was fully operational. *Sigh* sorry about that but I needed to get that off my chest. Well if anyone doesn't know this is my first fan-fiction both written and uploaded so I hope you enjoy it if not what do I care. The whole point of this is so I can improve in writing so expect a little cr-piness here and there but I'll do my best (chibi me bows, 'Yorishiku Onegaishimasu'). I do plan to release a second chapter I have it written down I just need to type it up. For noq though I'm going to have a relaxing cup of tea, put on some calming Mindless Self Indulgence and finish building my Geara Zulu Model.