McLenka in the Office
This is from First Strike. It's just kind of a what-if story. I thought it was a cute idea if Radek took a certain comment seriously. Slashy little hints of McLenka. One warning though, ignore anything I might have attempted in Czech. I'm pretty sure none of those words exist. I'm sorry if I offend anyone. I also don't know my lines very well.(please forgive moi.) And there will be more chapters. R & R please!
Rated T for one big slashtastic man-smooch
I don't own them. Please don't remind me…cry
The scene John Sheppard happened upon was a tense one. Rodney McKay, as per usual of his snarky-ass personality, was blaming any and all mistakes on Zelenka, and Zelenka just sat there, rubbing his temples. Rodney may be a genius, but he is such a … his thoughts trailed off into his native tongue. John just ran a hand through his messy hair.
"Why don't you two just make out already? The cities about to be destroyed and you two are arguing about who is the boss of whom." Sheppard said annoyed with their childish behavior. Rodney kind of shut up.
Make Out? Thought Radek Zelenka, the adorably nerdy Czech physicist, With Rodney? He knew it was just an offhanded comment, but he couldn't get the idea out of his head. Oh come on, why am I even thinking about it!! He cursed at himself in Czech. Then Sheppard and Rodney made eye contact and began to smile. Uh Oh.
"There's no way it could work…could it?" Rodney said
"They began drilling last week." John replied.
"What?" Zelenka interjected confused. They ignored him and continued in their discussion. "What is it?" He questioned again.
Suddenly it hit him, they must have an idea about how to power the city, and escape the Replicators. Of course, my brilliant mind being left in the dust he thought a little bitterly. They turned and left the room together, still talking.
"Guys, wait!" Zelenka grabbed his data pad and ran after them down the hall.
Turns out their plan didn't blow after all. Radek was on his way following Sheppard and McKay to Weir's office to get the okay to save everyone's asses. He still didn't quite comprehend the exact amount of power needed from the underwater drilling station to power the star drive, but as he hastily pressed in calculations into his data pad. Damnit, this might just work.
"Dr. Weir, we have a plan!" Rodney McKay beamed in that super confident way of his. Zelenka held his data pad close to his chest and pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. So adorably cocky. He caught himself staring as Rodney began talking very fast, and quickly busied himself recalculating for error.
"It was really all my idea from the start." John put in, after the okay was given. Weir smiled questioningly.
"What? What…it was not, it was mostly my idea, you merely… contributed." He gesticulated broadly.
"Rodney…"John said warningly.
"Well actually Rodney, it was kind of…" Zelenka added.
"What? Don't get into this! It was only after I shot down all your stupid ideas that I had to listen to him!" Why must he always pretend it's all my fault!
"Ah Hah! So you admit that it was my idea!" John shouted triumphantly "I told you…" He shot at Weir. Before Weir could answer, Rodney did.
"I said I had to listen to you! Not that it was your idea. There is a HUGE difference." All he ever does is complain!
"Rodney he's not say…"
"Stay out of this Radek! I didn't see you coming up with any ideas." He rolled his eyes. He never admits that anyone else could possibly come up with a plan!!
"I came up with several ideas!"
Rodney snorted. "Hah! Several ideas that were totally implausible, and would have most likely ended in our immediate deaths!" He crossed his arms over his chest, and smiled smugly. Radek was steaming. Damnit! He really hlozinka tebe prziet…
"Rodney! Why can't you just admit that…"
"There is nothing to admit. Colonel Sheppard and my self came up with the idea of rerouting the power generated from the Underwater Drilling Station to use the Star Drive, and get us into hyperspace. Using the ast…" He was shut up instantly…
By Radek's mouth.
Against his.
The Czech's hands gripped the sides of McKay's face, and Rodney's hands dropped to his sides in shock. Dr. Zelenka pushed against Rodney in an attempt to deepen the kiss. Rodney, however feebly, attempted to push Radek away. Suddenly as if under control from someone else Rodney threw his arms around Zelenka's neck, closed those blue eyes, and opened his mouth.
John looked on confused, even more so then when Rodney had kissed the late Dr. Carson Beckett. Perhaps because there was an excuse then. He felt just a little jealous, too, of the frizzy haired Czech.
Weir kept her hands in her pockets, still quite cross at being interrupted. She seemed to be getting used to the random kisses and strange behavior of her Pegasus Galaxy crew.
Radek let go of Rodney. Breathing heavily, he gave a satisfactory "Hmph", grabbed his data pad, and stomped out of the room, muttering to himself in Czech. Rodney just stood there with his arms still in aerial position where they were. He dropped them and stood then with his crooked mouth agape. His face was flushed, and his eyes confused.
"Huh." He finally managed to utter a sound.
John smiled, and walked out past him giving him a hard pat on the shoulder. Weir just sat at her desk and began nonchalantly shuffling through late mission reports. Several confusing moments later Rodney composed himself, and ran to catch up with John.