Note: Unikitty! is an animated show that's owned by Warner Bros.

Unikitty was feeling a little bit tired, but her body was still loaded with excitement. She had finished up her preparations for the upcoming talent show. She was hoping that it would be the biggest talent show that there's ever been. Unikitty floated down to Richard. She had an excited look on her face while asking, "Is everything ready?"

Richard had his usual tired looking face on while saying, "Yes, you actually got everything ready on time. It's a rare occurrence for you to not get distracted by doing something goofy."

Unikitty started doing a goofy victory dance and said, "I'm so glad that everything's ready. It's going to be the biggest, most wonderful, and amazing talent show ever!"

Richard replied, "No offense Princess Unikitty, but aren't you being hyperbolic?"

Unikitty said, "I suppose I do act like a hyper ball."

Richard replied, "Hyperbolic, not a hyper ball. Your listening is as questionable as your common sense."

Unikitty paused and asked, "Was that a compliment?"

Richard said, "Close enough.'

Unikitty replied, "Aww, thanks Richard. You always say such sweet things." Richard rolled his eyes.

Unikitty went for a walk around the city. She looked around and saw Brock dragging Master Frown home. Unikitty nervously said, "Oh no. It appears that Master Frown is in trouble!"

Unikitty went to Master Frown's house and knocked on the door. Brock opened the door and said, "Hi Unikitty. Do you want some cookies?"

Unikitty looked excited while saying, "I sure do."

Master Frown stubbornly said, "Unikitty can't have a single one of my cookies."

Brock asked, "Can I at least give her a cinnamon roll?"

Master Frown said, "No!"

Brock replied, "But she's our guest."

Master Frown whined, "I don't want her as a guest."

Unikitty walked inside and noticed that Master Frown looked like he was in pain. She nervously asked, "What happened to you?"

Brock said, "He got into a fight with a big muscle dude. Master Frown mocked wrestling for a half hour, so the muscle dude started beating him up."

Unikitty replied, "That's awful."

Brock said, "The fight wasn't that bad. I recorded the muscle guy beating him up. I might watch it when there's nothing good on TV." Master Frown took the tape and broke it in half.

Unikitty walked up to Master Frown and asked, "Is there anything that I can do for you?"

Master Frown grumpily said, "No, I won't be able to do my daily plan of going for a walk and making everybody frown for weeks."

Unikitty thought about what she could possibly do to cheer him up. She said, "You should host the talent show with me. You wouldn't have to leave your chair, so you'll be perfectly fine."

Master Frown replied, "No, I have no interest in stupid talent shows."

Brock said, "Come on dude. It'll give you something to distract you from the pain."

Master Frown replied, "Fine."

Unikitty said, "I'm excited. We're going to have a great time." Master Frown frowned at the thought of that.

A few days later a talent show was held a few feet away from Unikitty's kingdom. A stage was set up for the performers. Unikitty and Master Frown sat at the judges' stand. Unikitty was super duper excited for the event and Master Frown pretty much had the opposite reaction.

Unikitty said, "Hello everybody. Welcome to the talent show everybody. I'm Unikitty and I couldn't be more excited for this wonderful event."

Master Frown replied, "I'm Master Frown and I look forward to making fun of our talentless contestants."

Unikitty looked at him and said, "No offense Frowny, but that wasn't the best way of wording yourself."

Master Frown replied, "I don't care about how I word myself and only call me Master Frown, not Frowny."

Unikitty said, "But we're judge buddies, so we should have cute nicknames for each other."

Master Frown smirked and asked, "Can I call you Kitty Litter?"

Unikitty said, "Only if you want me to put kitty litter in your stocking this Christmas."

Master Frown sighed and said, "Fine, I won't call you that. Will the show start soon?"

Unikitty replied, "Okie dokie my dear Frowny. Our first contestant is Puppycorn, my brother."

Master Frown said, "I already have a biased dislike of him, because of who his sister is."

Unikitty giggled and replied, "Frowny, your insults are adorably unconvincing."

Puppycorn got onstage and was wearing an alien costume that was made out of silver painted cardboard. He said, "Rar, I'm an evil alien and I'm going to conquer the planet. Santa Claus may of defeated me back in the 1960s, but my power has gained. I sent some alien invaders to take care of Scooby-Doo." He got a water pistol and pretended it was a laser ray. He acted out a corny action scene.

Unikitty had a big smile on her face while saying, "That was amazing! The acting was incredible, the costume is awesome, and the action scene was so magical. I give it two thumbs up and four stars out of four." She looked over at Master Frown and said, "I want to hear your reaction and review."

Master Frown replied, "My reaction is cringing and my review is that was a low quality, silly performance. I don't like it."

Unikitty nervously laughed and said, "It seems like we have some mixed reception."

Master Frown replied, "I gave my honest opinion."

Puppycorn said, "Thank you Unikitty and thanks for nothing Master Frown." Master Frown stuck his tongue out at him.

Unikitty looked a little annoyed while saying, "Frowny, act your age."

Master Frown replied, "You don't know how old I am."

Hawkodile got onstage next. He was dressed as Bane and had a stuffed dummy of Batman. He punched the dummy and said, "Gotham is mine now Batman. I'm even stronger than you are." He held the dummy in the air and said, "I break you." He ripped the dummy in half.

Unikitty said, "Wow, the drama in that was incredible and your strength was top notch. I give it two thumbs up." She looked over at Master Frown and asked, "What do you think Frowny?"

Master Frown said, "It was the performance I deserved to see, but not the one I need right now. I give it one thumb up."

Hawkodile shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I hope that counts as a good score."

Dr. Fox was up next. She had a new invention with her. She said, "I invented a machine that creates plants automatically."

Unikitty asked, "What do you mean?"

Dr. Fox pressed a button on the machine. A plant popped out. She said, "It's that simple to make a plant. It'll make gardening easier than it's ever been."

Unikitty replied, "Outstanding work Dr. Fox. I give it four out of four."

Master Frown sighed and said, "I give it a three out of four."

Unikitty said, "Three out of four? Sounds like somebody's softening up."

Master Frown stubbornly replied, "No I'm not. I'm as overly grumpy and judgmental as ever."

Unikitty said, "Then I hope you don't judge our last contestant too harshly, because you'll be judging solo."

Master Frown's eyes widen in surprise and asked, "What do you mean?"

Unikitty got onstage and said, "Hi, I'm Unikitty. My act will be a get well song for Frowny, my friend and fellow judge." She grabbed a nearby microphone and sang, "I know you like to frown, it makes you feel like a crown, but I smile when you come to town, your determination never lets me down, I never consider you a clown, friendship is my favorite noun, I'll make sure you don't drown, because I want to party with you while wearing a fancy gown."

Master Frown tried to look unamused, but the sentimental part of his heart couldn't help himself. He looked embarrassed while saying, "Great job. Three and a half stars out of four."

Unikitty smiled and said, "Thank you Frowny. I joined the talent show to make you happy."

Master Frown replied, "Thank you Unikitty."

Unikitty hugged Master Frown and said, "You were an amazing judge."

Master Frown looked guilty while saying, "But I mocked the contestants."

Unikitty said, "You could work on your manners, but you did a great job. You and I have very different opinions and that's good. I believe there's more than one way to look at everything in life. It's a trick I learned from watching Siskel and Ebert. Nothing in life is worthy of no having an opinion. If you're creative and smart enough, you can find something passionate to say about anything."

Master Frown replied, "I agree. As a judge, I give you a four out of four."

Unikitty blushed and said, "Aww, you're such a sweet judge."

Master Frown stubbornly replied, "I'm not sweet. I'm rude and grumpy."

Unikitty replied, "I respectfully disagree. I hope you feel better soon Frowny." She hugged Master Frown and walked away. Brock gently carried Master Frown home. However, this time Master Frown didn't live up to his name, because had a big smile on his face.

Unikitty looked at you and said, "Thank you for reading. Please remember that having different opinions is great, but being rude about an opinion is never okay. Master Frown still needs some work, but I can think I can help him redeem yourself. Anyways, I better get going. I've got to re-watch some classic Siskel and Ebert reviews, so I can brush up on how to be a good critic." She gave you the thumbs up and started heading back home.