Eren Yeager had a very turbulent childhood. He lost his mother, he lost his house and his father went missing and all of this happened when a titan with a sombrero broke Maria Wall opening a path to further destruction. Even though he has inherited all of his father's businesses and wealth, almost everything inside the walls has gone to hell ever since and he got tired of seeing humanity fall before his eyes. So one day, Eren decided to run for President and Make The United Districts Great Again!

The Survey Corps were returning from a mission, carrying the many dead and wounded. Instead of basking in glory, they were humble and just grateful to live for another day unlike their unfortunate comrades. Their breath was heavy, blood and sweat were mixing on their face and bodies just like how fear and anguish were swirling in their souls, but nonetheless the fire in their eyes hadn't faded regardless of losing yet another battle against titans. This day, just like every other day when they had to go outside to eliminate the dangerous livings that were threatening humanity's existence at the cost of their lives, felt like...privilege! But as they were marching on the streets a few people were already waiting for them while holding signs and yelling slogans and insults at the soldiers.

"Titanophobes!"

"Titans are people too!"

"Stop the massacre against titans!"

It's not an uncommon sight ever since the Titan Lives Matter movement led by Hange has gained popularity among youth and, usually, the military does nothing to stop this as it's their right of free speech, so they don't really have a choice but to endure the public humiliation in silence, even after death.

Eren was young too, but he developed some kind of patriotic feelings unlike some of those entitled spoiled brats. He would often come by the entrance to congratulate the army for their courage, support them morally and reassure them that their sacrifice isn't in vain, so such protests infuriate him to no end. He felt like he was the only sane person on this planet until he saw a few civilians in the background shaking their head in disapproval while gossiping about the movement.

"I'm telling you, Connie – this ain't good"

"I know, Jean! It's like they want us dead"

"Have they forgotten what those creatures had done to Shiganshina District?"

"Yeah, they and the CRISIS terrorists that keep bombing the walls"

"I will destroy CRISIS!"

"Keep on dreaming, Jean"

"Guys, it's the radical titans that are evil. Not all of them think the same"

"Keep on dreaming too, Sasha", Connie sighed with annoyance at his unrealistic friends.

Eren studied the group and came to the conclusion that two of them had opposite extreme views and one of them tried to stay neutral or realistic. He felt drawn to them and was open to hear their opinions, so he decided to step in and join the conversation.

"Fear no more as I'm going to sign up for the run and get rid of these illegal mariachi for good!"

"Who are you to do that!?", asked Sasha being a little triggered.

"I am Eren Yeager, one of the most successful business man's son. The owner of Yeager Tower. The one who's going to Make The..."

"Blah blah...Great Again, I remembered who you are", she interrupted rudely.

"I know you, Mr. Yeager! Are you really going to run for president? This is probably the best thing I've ever heard since the downfall!", Jean beamed with excitement.

"I'd hate to rain on your parade, but do you really think you can win? Look at the madness around. I doubt you have the chivalry to deal with these people", said Connie as he tried to remain objective.

"Have I not been tactful I would've gone bankrupt already. Though these people need to hear the truth for what it is. I don't want to be a politician that says only what they want to hear. They don't even know what they want to hear. They're so thin-skinned, everything offends them"

"HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M OFFENDED BY EVERYTHING!?", yelled Sasha close to turning red from anger.

"Don't mind her.. She used to hang out with loonies until we took her with us. At first she yelled nonsense about how we rape her and how we should feel sorry for being privileged white males. But we're not the kind of people to take it to the heart. We're still trying to make progress with her, we even had to dye her hair back to a more decent color and take away her ugly facial piercings", explained Jean.

Although the conversation seemed intriguing, Eren was planing to end it because he couldn't afford losing any more time before dawn. He understood the main idea of the discussion so he just shrugged and started looking for a carriage.

"Hey, where are you going?", wondered Connie.

"To the Royal Capital. I'll sign up officially and deliver my first speech"

"We want to come too! We will support you!", promised Jean.

"Speak for yourself, you fucking white male!", groaned Sasha.

"That's both sexist and racist", Connie pointed out.

"It can't be if you're not an oppressed class", declared Sasha.

"What rights do I have and you don't?"

"Uhhh... Screw off!"

Then the group started fighting incomprehensibly. Eren rolled his eyes and concluded that he could no longer talk to them reasonably, so the moment they became too busy to pay attention, he tried to withdraw himself from the scene and get to the nearest carriage.

"Oi! Take me with yooouuu!", yelled Jean when he saw Yeager leaving.

And so, with his first fans running from behind (one being dragged like a rekt SJW), Eren started his journey to the capital to Make Humanity Great Again!