Lord Grim Support Group
Cold Night: It's so peaceful here now that Lord Grim has moved on to the pro scene.
Lonely Drink: Thank god :bless:
Hazy Mist: Idk it was kinda fun in a way. Never a boring day
Lonely Drink: no. We don't go there.
Cold night: There was never a boring day because every day was a nightmare
Hazy Mist: Blue River feels me, don't you Blue?
Blue River: da fuq are you talking about? What peaceful? I still get harassed every day
Plantago Seed: :heh:
Plantago Seed: That's what you get for moving back to HD
Blue River: Shut up Seed.
Blue River: Even on match days he pops in on different alt accounts to bully me and make me spit up blood
Blue River: Sometimes I'll get a random gift box in my inbox. Inside is only a single spider silk. I know it's him. He's taunting me by reminding me of all the times we were swindled
Blue River: And then when it's time for boss fights, he tells me he's gonna steal all my equipment if I die
Blue River: What did I do to deserve this
Hazy Mist: Rip Blue :incense:
Lonely Drink: :incense: +1
Cold Night: :incense: + 2
Plantago Seed: :incense: + 3
Backlight Bomb: Oh hey it's Blue. Long time no see
Backlight Bomb: Oh RIP Blue :incense: +4
Backlight Bomb: You always were his favorite to bully. Reminds me of my little nephew. We had to scold him for pulling the pigtails of the girl he likes.
Blue River: I *wish* Ye Qiu liked me. It'd make my life so much easier...
Glory Pro Alliance chat
Lord Grim: Asking for a friend, How does one woo someone he likes?
Troubling Rain: Oooh Old Ye has a crush~~~~~
Troubling Rain: Who is it? Who is it? If it's not me I might cry
Lord Grim: It's not you
Lord Grim: says the friend
Trouble Rain: Gasp, who wouldn't like me? Old Ye, you're lying aren't you?
Desert Dust: Go work out together.
Lord Grim: ...
Lord Grim: Only you would like that Old Han.
Vaccaria: Just tell them that you like them.
Lord Grim: Easier said than done, Big Eye. There's a high chance that the receiving party will think that he's joking.
Vaccaria: I'd believe it if you told me.
Lord Grim: Yes, but you aren't the important one.
Cloud Piercer: Ouch.
Empty Waves: Captain says, that was quite a burn.
Immovable Rock: You could take them somewhere on a date?
Lord Grim: Hmm, might be hard. It's a long distance thing.
Windy Rain: Ooh, ooh! Let the queen of romance give you advice senior!
Windy Rain: First if it's a long distance thing, you have to message them every day.
Lord Grim: Every day?
Windy Rain: Every day. Otherwise, it could be that they'll forget all about you senior!
Lord Grim: Oh. I didn't realize it was so serious.
Windy Rain: It's exactly that serious!
Windy Rain: And then, you have to vary it up a bit. Sending a surprise gift is always good!
Lord Grim: Got it, gifts are good.
Windy Rain: It works well when it's a gift that evokes memories of the time you two spent together!
Lord Grim: I see, I see.
Windy Rain: And then finally, you have to show them your cool side!
Lord Grim: Your cool side?
Windy Rain: Show them how selfless and heroic you can be!
Lord Grim: Give an example?
Dancing Rain: Ye Xiu is a little inexperienced when it comes to these kinds of things. You have to explain it in terms of Glory.
Windy Rain: Uhh so like, if they're about to be killed by the enemy, you rush in and save them! Or if they drop their weapon, you make sure no one else takes it.
Lord Grim: Oh so it's like that. Thanks!
[Lord Grim has gone offline]
Dancing Rain: I wonder if he'll be okay...
Windy Rain: Lol, tell me how it goes later Mumu!