A/N: Hiya Folks! Read on…
Harry: Yo! Peace dude
Ron: Dude! Yo Herm! GNARLY! STELLAR!!
Herm: Uh, why are you talking like that??
Harry: DUUUUUUUDE! You threw off the groove of life!! Peace!
Herm: OOOOOkay… let's take deeeeeep breaths. In. Out. In Out.
Ron: DUUUUUUUDE! You have no sense of Gnarliness!
Herm: Have you turned into… you know whats????
Ron: Like dude, no. Unless you mean those STELLAR 1970's hippies???
Herm: AAH! Say it ain't so!!
Harry: Ah yes… flower children of the Retro Ruler!
Herm: Retro ruler? Okay, you guys are creeping me out…
Ron: GASP!!! YE HAVE NOT HEARD OF THE RETRO RULER??? OH THE SHAME!
Harry: The agony!
Ron: The-
Herm: Wait Wait wait! Who is the Retro Ruler you speak of?
Harry: DUDE! Let's do our song, Ron!!
Ron: DUDE! (Both jump on the table wearing those tacky red & white striped suits with the hats and the little canes)
Harry: (Dun Dun da dun dun dun DUN) WEEEE are the CHILDREN!
Ron: The retro children
Harry: OF PEACE, LOVE, AND
Ron & Harry: HAPEEEEEEEEEEENESS!!!
Ron: And our master
Harry: Our gnarly master
Ron: IIIIIIIIIIIIIS-
Harry: -Na Geee ee ee ee NI!
Ron: Nagini Nagini Nagini! (Bum bum) (Jump down from table)
Herm: This is more than what I bargained for…
Harry: (in a cheesy game show host voice) And that's not all, Gnarly Child…
Ron: THE RETRO RULER HAS COME TO SEE YOU!!!!!
Herm: (rolls her eyes) whee. (Nagini with an Afro and a white eagle suit like Elvis Presley's' rises out of the floor, Harry and Ron bow)
Herm: What the…
Nagini: I AM THE RETRO RULER!!! I COMMAND PEACE AND LOVE AND GNARLINESSSSSSSSSSSS!!! BOW YOUNG CHILD!
Herm: You mean me?
Nagini: YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO UNDUDELIKE! Tsk Tsk (Harry and Ron click their tongues sympathetically)
Herm: (finally cracked) OKAY!!! Who are you and what happened to the REAL Ron and Harry???
Nagini: Ah, yes, the stellar ness vibes are strong with you… (A/N: The force is strong with you from Star Wars)
Herm: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs away screaming incoherently about Potbellied Orange Revolting Gerbils who all need Tic Tacs.)
The End.
A/N: Pointless, wasn't it? Oh well. Review & Peace. (No, I am not a hippie)