muse (actually only matt & dom because chris was 2 busy making babies) were supposed 2 arrive da studio or interview place watever in bout 15 minutes yeah whatever right well zane had a bONER?! oh mTY GVOD! he couldnt stop thinkin bout dom in tight skinny jeans oh no how is he supposed to do this intervew? he culd hav a qucik wank but other people were around so dat wasnt possible. he'll have 2 do this interview with a boner. [fifteen minutes later] "hey dom nice ars- i mean how r u" zen i mnean zane said "ugHGH ZENE! IM DOin fine watvevr zane go fck urself with a cactus" gay said. zane got offeneded and started to cry and his boner also started to cry oh wait that wasn't tears! ! "zane u hav a british army l9a1 in ur pocket oh wait dats o a boner omg zane" matt said "stfu matt i h8 u ur so hot" zane said "omg than k u" matt said "lets fuck and call off the interview who cares bout fans" said all of dem at once
TO BE CONTINAUES!D