How Various Countries Would Take on Voldemort: Italy
"Ahh, no! Germany! Where are you? Help me!"
"Germany's not here."
"WAAAAAH! Don't kill me! You wouldn't kill an innocent virgin, would you? I just want to have pasta one last time before I diiiiiieeee!"
"Can someone shut this prat up? Oh, whoops, there's nobody else here but me. Oh well. AVADA KEDAVRA!"
* Italy dies *
How Various Countries Would Take on Voldemort: America
"I'm the hero! hiyaaaa!" * attempts kung fu-Voldemort simply freezes him*
"Dude, seriously? I hate these wannabe heroes. AVADA KEDAVRA!" * America dies *
How Various Countries Would Take on Voldemort: China
"Kiyayyy!" * hits Voldemort on the head with a wok repeatedly until Voldemort is dead.
"Wait, was I really the first one to defeat him-aru?"
How Various Countries Would Take on Voldemort: Russia
"You are evil, da?"
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
* Russia blocks curse *
"Damned Communist."
"You surrender, da?"
"Eh, whatever."
"You ally with Russia, da?"
* Voldemort shoots himself *
How Various Countries Would Take on Voldemort: Germany
"DIEEEEE!" * pulls out machine gun and starts shooting Voldemort *]
* in a bored voice * "AVADA KEDAVRA!" * Germany dies * "Jeez, how many of these idots are there?"
How Various Countries Would Take on Voldemort: England
