Passion Island (REVISED)

Episode 1

Julie Chen waited for the audience to settle down. She held the microphone in her hands, and could feel the heat from the big lights poor down on her face. In her earpiece "3, 2, and 1" "Welcome to Bi… Passion Island the new reality TV show starring me Julie Chen" She said sarcastically. The audience laughed, but not at the joke, at her, because she is not funny. "This new show is almost exactly like big brother except, there contestants from the Dead or Alive fighting tournament, and it's on an island!" She said again sarcastically, but with little to go on.

"Contestants will be put into a pair, unknowing who their partners are, let's announce the first pair" She said sitting down on the lone chair, on the big empty stage. "First we have, a Brad Wong, and umm" She said waiting for the big blue monitor to spit out text. "Christie, Blood-Soaked Hands" Julie said trying to redeem herself from the lost seconds before. Christie and Brad came out from the doors behind the audience. They were to arrange to come out with them arm and arm walking down. They did but not for long. Brad slipped and fell down the stairs to the stage for his blurred vision made him to believe there was another step. Christie watched him fall down the steps, and laughed her cold blooded laugh. They finally made it to the stage.

"Well America, here is your first Big Brother Couple" Julie said smiling into the camera. In her earpiece, "You dumb bitch, don't we pay you enough, its Passion Island". Julie kept smiling and pointed Christie and Bran into the direction they were to wait on stage. The audience looked at each other and thought if Ms. Chen and been driving on the wrong side of the road or what.

"Next couple" Julie said staring into deep space like a Barbie. "Gen Fu and Helena, Inherited Destiny." Julie said blinking. They came out from the doors again. Although this time Helena had thrown Gen Fu down the stairs, for him being old and weird. Helena walked down the stairs gracefully, as Gen Fu stumbled to walk a straight line. Julie pointed to the designated point. She turned back to the camera. "Now that's are second PASSION ISLAND COUPLE" Chen said with her eyes widened.

"All right, now were going to announce two couples at a time." Julie said calmed down. "First we have Zack and Tina The Superstar". Next couple is, Bayman and Leon?" Julie said looking at the cameraman. He nodded. Chen looked up to the bleachers. Where are they? Chen wondered. A manly gay cry came out from the door, Bayman came running out with his arms flailing about. Suddenly Zack came flying out from the door. Tina walked out smiling. Zack landed on the stage sliding into the other contestants. "Hey Tina. From today, you'll be my Tina "Zach said as she came on the stage. "All right then America, there you have you third and fourth couples". She said smiling looking for Leon.

"Okay, next couples are Bass, and Kasumi" Chen said laughing. The audience did too actually and not at Chen." Next Couple is, Ein and Hitomi". Chen said standing up from her chair. These were the first contestants to actually walk down normally. Until Bass laid his hand on Kasumi's Breast. Kasumi swung her foot to his calf, and then put her heel up to his throat. She smiled then spit on him.

"OK, Ok and now on to are final couples" She said trying to cut for a dramatic commercial brake. "Welcome back to PASSION ISLAND". Julie said smiling to the contestants. "Now the next couple is, Ayane, and and LISA" She said waiting for a gasp from the audience, only there wasn't one." And the final couple is Kokoro and Eliot" Chen said wiping her forehead of sweat while the camera was on the two lovebirds, coming hand in hand down the stairs, looking at each other and giggling.

"All right America there you have it" Chen said as the camera quit.

Please review to make a new chapter or well at least revisions to the other chapters. Oh, and for elimination competitions, you will be able to so save your favorite characters by voting for them in polls on my profile page, and you can decide the winner of PASSION ISLAND.

Where's Leon?