Chapter 1
Terrible Beginnings
Valo is at the local clothes shop with some zeni that he had earned at his new job. He's looking for some clothes to better blend in. He has picked out pairs of blue jeans and shirts he liked and pairs of undergarmets. All he needed now are a pair of shoes. He was eyeing a pair of canvas shoes he had looked at earlier. After a few minutes in the shoe section, he picked out those black canvas shoes he had his eye on. He paid for all of his clothing and left the store happy. He flew back to his house and walked in. He changed out of his clothes and into a change of new clothes after taking all the tags and stickers off of them. He felt much better in his new clothes. He thought they were very comfortable. He then put his shoes on and tried out their comfort. They're not as comfortable as the clothes, but still comfortable. Suddenly, he hears Goku talking to me in his mind. He told him that there are all kinds of weird creatures with certain abilities. Some of them are very weak, but there are a lot of them and they're starting to possess people. They're starting to take over. They're coming through portals that opened up all over the place. There are also bigger and stronger ones, all coming out of portals faster than we can hold them off.
Valo walks over to his window and looks out of it, trying to stay out of sight. He notices a few portals opening up and those weird creature Goku was talking about just pouring out of them like crazy. He thinks to Goku, "I'm on it. Get the people that aren't possessed out of the area. Take them to New Namek. I'll try to take care of this." Valo, then, runs outside and powers up to Super Saiyan God. He looks around and notices that he's completely surrounded. He laughs hard at the situation he was in and powered up to Legendary Super Saiyan God Legendary Super Saiyan 4. He, then, turned the entire area into one huge parking lot because, by then, all people were either possessed or dead. Nothing was left alive for miles and miles in diameter.
Valo powered down and thought about his new freinds he made at work and went to their house. Their house was a quarter of a mile outside of what he just destroyed. When he got to their house, he noticed countless dead bodies of people and those creatures just outside of their front gate. He went to the door and knocked in the code knock he was told to use. He shouted, "Crispy? Weird Girl? It's Papa Stoo! Hello?" Crispy darted out to Valo. "Papa Stoo!" Crispy said. "I'm glad it's you! I had to kill a lot of people and a lot of weird-ass looking monsters! Why are you here, gay knob?" "I'm here to save your asses." Valo said. "That's why. Come on. I had to turn an area that went on for miles and miles into one huge parking lot." Suddenly, another portal opened up and a man wearing green armor and carrying a 12 gage pump shotgun came out of it. Shortly after he came out, the portal closed. The green armored man looked around and then at us. He said in a voice that sounded like it was coming from a two way radio, "Who killed all these things?" Valo pointed at Crispy and then Crispy raised his hand.
The man saluted Crispy and said, "I am Sergeant Williams, Code Name DOOM Guy. I work as a Marine for United Aerospace Corporation." Crispy returned the salute and then they broke salute. "My name is Crispy The Fist." Crispy said. "Are you in any militia?" DOOM Guy asked. "I'm not in any militia." Crispy answered. "Understood." DOOM Guy said. "Follow me."
DOOM Guy ran toward a portal that has a lot of monsters coming out of it. Valo and Crispy followed DOOM Guy closely. DOOM Guy started firing his shotgun at some Imps that are flowing out of the portal he ran to. "What are those things?" Crispy asked. "Those are Imps." DOOM Guy answered. "They throw balls of fire out from their hands and are nimble as hell." "I see." Valo said. Valo produced a Ki Orb from his right hand and threw it at the crowd of Imps, killing every last one of them quickly. "Oh my God." DOOM Guy said in amazement. "That's highly efficient. How did you do that?" "I'm a Legendary Hyper Saiyan God." Valo answered. "I can do that naturally." "That's like a high yield energy grenade." DOOM Guy said. "That's amazing." "Thanks." Valo said.
Crispy noticed a lot of a different kind of monster coming from that portal that look sort of like pink hairless gorillas. "They're different now?" Crispy asked in surprise. "What in the total fuck are those?" "We call those Pinky Demons." DOOM Guy answered. "I'd like to watch you kill one, if you don't mind, DOOM Guy." Valo said. "Why?" DOOM Guy asked, confused. "You have that unique talent. You can kill them all at once. That makes absolutely no sense." "I want to see how much punishment one can take before dying." Valo answered. "Ok." DOOM Guy said. "That makes a lot more sense." DOOM Guy started shooting one of them using his shotgun until it fell over dead. "Ok." Valo said. "Now that I know how much they can take, they all die." Valo threw a Ki Orb at the crowd of Pinky Demons, killing all of them instantly.
An Imp snuck up behind Crispy when a gunshot rang out loudly and the Imp dropped to the ground after a 7.62x54 round passed right through the Imp's head. A woman's voice called out, "I just saved your ass, babe!" "Ha." said Crispy. "That's Weird Girl." A woman carrying a Mosen LaGant long rifle came out of nowhere and pointed her finger at Crispy and said, "You owe me one, babe." "Oh yes I do, babe." said Crispy. "You'll get it when we're done here." Out of nowhere, Goku, Vegeta and Krillin landed in front of Valo. "Ah, the cavalry has finally arrived." said Valo. "DOOM Guy, Crispy, Weird Girl, This is Kakarot, Vegeta and Krillin. They're friends of mine." "Do they have the same tallent that you have?" DOOM Guy asked. "Yes they do." Valo answered. "Two of them are of the same race that I am and that would be Kakarot and Vegeta."