Hello guys! This is a story that does not follow the plot line of "Hermione's Beautiful Beastiality". I put a lot of work into it and I hope that you guys enjoy it.
Snape slowly made his way through the dark and damp dungeons up to the headmaster's office. 'What could Dumbledore possible want at this hour?' He said to himself, dreading the Yule Ball that was only two hours away. He was supposed to be helping the rest of the staff set up the decorations in the Great Hall and was just about to head up there before he was shocked and disgruntled to have Fawkes the phoenix appear in his office with a note saying he was to make his way to Dumbledore's office immediately.
He stopped at the gargoyle that guarded the entrance to his office. 'Bertie Botts every flavour beans,' muttered Snape. The gargoyle sprang to life and slowly turned, revealing a spiral stone staircase that pirouetted its way up to the solid oak door that separated Dumbledore's office from the edge of the stairs. Snape reached the top, his cloak billowing behind him as the stairs came to an abrupt halt outside the door. He took a deep breath and knocked.
'Come in.' said a cool voice. Snape opened the door and made his way across the threshold and to the edge of Dumbledore's desk where he was sitting. He quickly glanced around the room and made eye contact with one of the portraits of the previous headmasters of Hogwarts before they quickly pretended to sleep along with the other portraits. 'You wanted to see me headmaster?' Snape said with grimace. 'Ah Severus!' Said Dumbledore beaming, his hands spread out in welcome. 'It has come to my attention that earlier on this year you caused Miss Granger a great deal of distress,' Dumbledore went on. 'I-What?!' snapped Snape, looking bewildered. 'Miss Granger.' Said Dumbledore. 'You caused her to become most upset whenever a group of your students was hexed outside your classroom before a potions lesson.' 'What are you-' but then Snape stopped. He now knew what Dumbledore was talking about. 'As I was saying….' Dumbledore continued. 'You allowed the rest of the students to go to the hospital wing but whenever Miss Granger's teeth had reached an abnormally large size, you merely told her that you saw no difference, causing her to flee to the hospital wing herself in tears.' Snape didn't feel remotely guilty, it was about time that insufferable know-it-all was taught a lesson, if she was so smart then why didn't she undo it herself? He thought to himself. 'I apologise headmaster, it won't happen again,' said Snape half-heartedly. 'Oh I know it won't.' Said Dumbledore beaming. 'As a matter of fact, I have the perfect punishment for you in order to make sure it does not happen again.' 'A punishment?' Said Snape. 'What am I a child?!' He bellowed. 'No, but your behaviour certainly was unprofessional, I would not even bother comparing you to a child as a child probably would have been more remorseful to what happened to Miss Granger.' Said Dumbledore in response, his two index fingers held together as he pressed them to his lips. 'Oh very well, very well then...' mumbled Snape, his eyebrows furled. There was a moment silence. 'And my punishment is….?' Asked Snape, trying to hide the slight dread he felt about what Dumbledore had in store for him. 'Your punishment is that tonight you will not be helping with or attending the Yule Ball.'
Snape couldn't believe his luck, Dumbledore probably thought that Snape was looking forward to the Yule Ball, but to him this was a treat. 'I will just head down to my office then.' Said Snape, trying to hide his grin as he turned to make his way towards the exit. 'Not so fast Severus, you didn't let me finish.' Said Dumbledore, who was not even bothering to hide his grin. 'Oh?' Said Snape, his eyes forming into slits. 'I was going to say that you will not be attending the Yule Ball or helping with the decorating because you will be busy helping someone else.' Said Dumbledore, his eyes crinkling from his wide grin. 'And why is that?' Snapped Snape. Snape was sure Dumbledore was trying to hold back his laughter as he replied. 'B-Because, tonight you shall be –' he coughed, '- you shall be Miss Granger's fairy godmother and help her get ready for the ball!' Dumbledore finally uttered before wheezing out a little laugh. Snape didn't know how to reply, he had no idea what a fairy godmother was but he was certain that if the headmaster found it so hilarious that it could not be anything that he would enjoy. 'And just what, is a fairy godmother?' Asked Snape. He had heard of fairies but he was certain that this was a term he had never came across in any book on magical creatures.
Dumbledore arose from his seat and took out a book from his desk drawer, it was a short hardback book. He handed it over the desk to Snape who peered down at it. It had a glass slipper embroidered on the sapphire blue front cover with the title on the top of the cover in bold silver letters reading, "CINDERELLA". 'This is a muggle story book Severus. I want you to spend the next half an hour reading it and pay particular attention to the fairy godmother character.' Snape began to see where this is going. 'If you think for one minute I am going to act like one of these characters in this book in order to entertain Granger then you have another thing coming!' Snape bellowed, his anger rising. 'You will Severus, I have my ways of making sure you will. Now study the book, I have to get supplies that you will need organised for tonight, I shall be back in half an hour!' Before Snape could argue back, Dumbledore disapparated into thin air with a loud 'crack.' Feeling that there was simply no way out of this, Snape tore the book open and began to read. 'Once upon a time…'
After what seemed like the longest thirty minutes of his life, Dumbledore reappeared with a 'crack' startling Snape, who had just finished the book ten minutes ago. 'Did you enjoy the book Severus?' Asked Dumbledore as he made his way towards his desk to sit down again. 'Barely.' Replied Snape. 'The things muggles come up with just shows how much superior we are as wizards, they have a warped sense of imagination about the way the magical world could ever possibly work if they believed one existed!' Snape said angrily. 'Oh come now Severus, the imagination of anyone, whether it be muggle or wizard, is a powerful thing! As a matter of fact, I believe imagination to be one of the most powerful forms of magic, you can create anything you want with whatever scenario inside your own head.' Snape did not reply, he was not about to start a losing battle with Dumbledore. 'Now,' said Dumbledore, walking around Severus. 'We must get you ready.' 'Ready for what?' Snape asked. 'For being Miss Granger's fairy godmother of course!' Dumbledore said with a little impatience. 'I already told you headmaster, I am not doing that.' Snape said through gritted teeth. 'Oh yes you will.' Said Dumbledore as he took out his wand and without warning gave it a flick towards Snape. Snape yelped as he disappeared in a cloud of pink smoke and emerged coughing and spluttering. 'There.' Said Dumbledore, admiring his handiwork.
Snape caught sight of his reflection in the mirror and yelled. His greasy black hair had been transformed into a beautiful blonde bob, his long black cloak was now a shimmery white puffy dress and he was wearing mascara, pink lipstick and had long silvery eye lashes with a beauty spot on the side of his curled lip. Horror struck, he looked down to realise that he was also sporting a pair of fake breasts. 'Arghhhhh! Headmaster please! See some reason!' Snape said, his eyes bulging and panic in his voice. But Dumbledore was beside himself, he was laughing so much that his back was hunched over. 'I will not do this!' Yelled Snape as he tried to transform himself back. When this didn't work he went to take the puffy dress off only to discover he couldn't. 'You see the problem now Severus? You will not be able to take anything off, including the makeup, until you have played the part of Miss Granger's fairy godmother.' 'I-Yo-Wha-!' But Snape couldn't finish a single word. 'I suspect you don't want to have to teach your lessons tomorrow dressed like this Severus, so I suggest you make your way to Gryffindor tower and help Miss Granger prepare for the ball.' 'Oh fine, fine, fine!' Severus shouted, never having this much hatred for Dumbledore in all his life. 'Since you won't be able to attend the Yule Ball, have a drink with me before you go Severus.' said Dumbledore with a wave of his wand as a bottle of fire whiskey and two small goblets appeared out of thin air. Dumbledore poured a generous amount into each glass, his back turned to Snape to shield his view. He handed a glass to Snape and said 'To the ball!' Snape downed his fire whiskey in one, thinking he would need to be slightly drunk in order to help him get through this night. 'Before you go Severus, you will be needing these.' Dumbledore gave his wand a brisk flick and two large fairy wings sprouted out the end of Snape's dress. 'Thank you headmaster' Said Snape with uncharacteristic gratitude. He then realised himself and turned to Dumbledore. 'Ah, it appears you have noticed that I put a pepper-up peppy potion in your drink Severus, to get you into the spirit of helping Miss Granger,' said Dumbledore without concern. 'YOU WHAT!' Screamed Snape. 'Off to Gryffindor corridor you go Severus!' Said Dumbledore as he took a picture of Snape with an old wizarding camera. Snape could not fight the potion. 'Of course headmaster! See you soon!' He beamed as he flew out the window of the headmaster's office with his new fairy wings and made his way for Gryffindor tower. 'And remember,' Dumbledore called up to him, 'I want you to perform your role exactly like the fairy godmother in the book!'