Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, or any of the characters (waaaaa!). I only own the love and obsession of sheer adventure, true love, and, Johnny Depp.

On a cliff in Tortuga Bay, a small gathering of people met. No one else in Tortuga cared, but for this small group of people, this meant the world.

Elisabeth stared into Will's dark brown eyes, and he stared back. True love can do that do a person, ignoring all that is rotten for another. Today they wed, and sail away.

Elizabeth wore a traditional wedding gown, garnished with pirate beads and jewels. Her hair was adorned with the laced veil her mother wore at her wedding. Will admired her, to throw away her dignified and luxurious life for him, a pirate. In Elizabeth's eyes, Will was handsome. He wore his father's fine suit, and feathered hat. She loved him.

Captain Jack Sparrow, performing the ceremony, continued his speech. "Do you Will Turner, take this fine lass, to have and to hold, and all that jabber?"

"I do" Will breathed.

"And do you Elisabeth Swann, take this young man to live, for richer or poorer, but preferably richer, through sickness and health?"

"I do" she said proudly, she loved Will since they met, eight years ago.

"O.K. then." Jack turned to the audience, "do any of you scurvy dogs have an objection to this fine couple? 'Cause if you do, speak now and forever hold your peace."

The audience composed of the new crew of the Black Pearl, and Elizabeth's father, Governor Swann. Governor Swann was only permitted to see his daughter's wedding as long as he didn't arrest Jack.

Flashback

"Father, Will and I are going to marry." Elizabeth declared.

"When? Where?" asked her father.

"I cannot tell you, because Jack is going to marry us, and you will arrest him."

"Jack Sparrow cannot marry you! You need a priest for your marriage!"

"That's Captain Jack Sparrow" Jack piped.

"Shut up, Jack" Elizabeth snapped.

"Right."

"Jack is a captain, therefore he has been ordained, and he can marry us"

"Right you are, but he's a." Governor Swann trailed off.

"Pirate?" Jack helped.

"No. You are a jackass."

"fair enough."

"But, father, he's our jackass!" Elizabeth stated

end of flashback

"I wed thee, husband and wife" Jack said, and then took a swig from his flask.
Will and Elizabeth kissed and joined Jack and the crew of the Black Pearl to the docks.

I KNOW I WRITE REALLY REALLY short stories! I do that. If I get enough reviews, I will write more chapters. If you like Johnny Depp, don't watch From Hell. (he dies in it) :'(