Okay before you begin reading there's somethings you should know, I didn't write this, my friend had a dream about this only it was her favorite actor and she told me it in a way I'd understand it, in Avatar speak. Note from Kim, My friend, you need to know that Sokka, drunken by cactus juice wrote a very strange story about himself... he wrote...in 3rd person...

Disclaimer: I don't own Avatar, nor does Kim. Also I don't own this story I'm merely posting it with my friends permission to intertain everyone... enjoy!... I did


Sokka walked up the stairs and went into the bathroom. He looked around for the toilet, finding none, he walked back down the stairs. Sokka asks Aang, "Who stole the toilet!?"

"Some one stole the toilet!?" Aang asked.

"Yeah." Sokka replied.

"... Really?" Aang asks. Sokka nods his head. "wanna cookie?" Aang offers Sokka a chocolate chip cookie.

"YES!" Sokka takes the cookie and bites into it. Toph walks up to Sokka.

"Hey Sokka," she says. "Try this box on, I think it might fit you."

"Really!?" Sokka's face lit up. "How did you know!? I've always wanted a box! Thanks!" Sokka opens the box and jumps in. (view is staring at Sokka's face) He bites into the cookie and chews happily. He looks around the inside of the box, his eyes light up. (view outside the box)

"Hey!" he yells. "Guess what!"

"What?" Katara answers.

"I found the toilet!!" Sokka yells. (sounds of toilet flushing)

The End

Note from Sokka: Toph says I lost my mind... If anyone finds it laying around please don't hesitate to bring it to me! Wait a minute...I lost my mind!? WHERE!?


hahahaha... Kim, If you read this, I want you to know, You've got a messed up mind, hahaha. Everyone else please review... now I'm going to go curl up in the corner and die from laughing so hard.