"On the first day of Christmas, the Bad Hams sent to me some body
parts in a pear tree!" Caitlin sang loudly as she and Boss walked around
the park. Boss glanced at her eerily as she sang, "On the second day of
Christmas the Bad Hams sent to me TWO atomic bombs and some body parts in a
pear tree!!"
"I wonder where they got those," Boss murmured.
"On the third day of Christmas, the Bad Hams sent to me THREE nuclear reactors, TWO atomic bombs, and SOME body parts IN a pear tree!" she continued to sing.
After a few minutes, she was on the tenth day. Caitlin sang at the top of her lungs, "On the TENTH day of Christmas, the Bad Hams sent to me TEN IRS agents, NINE baited mouse traps, EIGHT deadly spiders, SEVEN rear end collisions, SIX shot gun shells, FIVE deadly robots, FOUR anthrax letters, THREE nuclear reactors, TWO atomic bombs, and SOME body parts in a pear tree!!!"
"Would you be quiet?!" Boss shouted irritably. "I'm not interested in them trying to KILL you!"
"Oh...," Caitlin mumbled. "But did I tell you what happened to Roger?"
"Yes, you did."
"What happened then?"
"I'm goin' back to the clubhouse...," Boss murmured as he walked away. Caitlin followed him continuing her song.
With Mike and Stella...
"It's Christmas time again...," Stella whispered as she looked around at the bitter cold air. She had on her hot pink scarf, hat, and mittons that Mike had gotten her the day before.
Mike was watching the river flow idly. He was wearing his green scarf, hat, and mittons he had gotten when he bought Stella her scarf, hat, and mittons. Mike was thinking about what to get Stella for Christmas, and, so far, he had no idea what to get her. He was also thinking about the Christmas decorations for the Bad Hams Place because he knew Stella would go all out about it. And then he suddenly remembered the decorations last year...
"I wonder where they got those," Boss murmured.
"On the third day of Christmas, the Bad Hams sent to me THREE nuclear reactors, TWO atomic bombs, and SOME body parts IN a pear tree!" she continued to sing.
After a few minutes, she was on the tenth day. Caitlin sang at the top of her lungs, "On the TENTH day of Christmas, the Bad Hams sent to me TEN IRS agents, NINE baited mouse traps, EIGHT deadly spiders, SEVEN rear end collisions, SIX shot gun shells, FIVE deadly robots, FOUR anthrax letters, THREE nuclear reactors, TWO atomic bombs, and SOME body parts in a pear tree!!!"
"Would you be quiet?!" Boss shouted irritably. "I'm not interested in them trying to KILL you!"
"Oh...," Caitlin mumbled. "But did I tell you what happened to Roger?"
"Yes, you did."
"What happened then?"
"I'm goin' back to the clubhouse...," Boss murmured as he walked away. Caitlin followed him continuing her song.
With Mike and Stella...
"It's Christmas time again...," Stella whispered as she looked around at the bitter cold air. She had on her hot pink scarf, hat, and mittons that Mike had gotten her the day before.
Mike was watching the river flow idly. He was wearing his green scarf, hat, and mittons he had gotten when he bought Stella her scarf, hat, and mittons. Mike was thinking about what to get Stella for Christmas, and, so far, he had no idea what to get her. He was also thinking about the Christmas decorations for the Bad Hams Place because he knew Stella would go all out about it. And then he suddenly remembered the decorations last year...