KisshuLover52: Hello…again! This is The Tokyo Mew Mew Report… usagiki1234 made the name!
Usagiki1234: I DID NOT!! Liar… baka.
KisshuLover52: :p! Go to hell. P.s. I like pie!
Usagiki1234: BAKA!! THAT'S MY LINE!!
KisshuLover52: not anymore! P.s. J spells pie as pye, for some strange reason.
Usagiki1234: J is strange!
KisshuLover52: No dur Sherlock!
Usagiki1234: … THAT'S J's LINE!! BAKA!!
KisshuLover52: Anyway, Our first segment is: Don't Follow Kisshu's Example!:
KisshuLover52: If you want a girlfriend/boyfriend, here's the 1rst tip: Don't kiss her/him when you first meet! That's a wonderful way not to get them to fall in love!
Usagiki1234: It is true!!
KisshuLover52: You're weird, you know that right?
Usagiki1234: 'insert evil laugh here'
KisshuLover52: Next up is… Reasons Why Masaya Should Go To Hell:
He's a freak
I hate, I mean we, hate him
He didn't tell Ichigo that he knew she was a mew mew
He didn't tell anyone that he was The Blue Knight
He's a tree hugger
He's an ecosystem boy
He just plain weird!
KisshuLover52: Next is… Usagiki1234 and I singing Bad Boy by Cascada.
KisshuLover52/Usagiki1234:
Remember the feelings
Remember the day
My stone heart was breaking
My love ran away
This moment I knew I would be someone else
My love turned around and I fell
Be my bad boy
Be my man
Be my weekend lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand that I don't need you in my life again
Won't you be my bad boy
Be my man
Be my weekend lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand that I don't need you again
No I don't need you again
(music plays in background)
You once made this promise to stay by my side
But after some time you just pushed me aside
You never thought that a girl could be strong
Now I'll show you how to go on
Be my bad boy
Be my man
Be my weekend lover
But don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy
But understand that I don't need you in my life again
Won't you be my bad boy
Be my man
Be my weekend lover
But don't be my friend
Won't you be my bad boy
But understand that I don't need you again
No I don't need you again
Usagiki1234: Cascada RULES!! I will now be singing Good and Broken by Miley Cyrus:
Are you overloaded
Candy coated
Your life's imploding now
There's a risk worth taking
A pain worth aching
On this hollow ground
(We can)
Let go
Don't hold onto hollow
Life's hardest parts
When we pick a stop
Let's keep on rocking to the rhythm of our hearts
We can
We can
Break out of here
Jump on over there
Where the end is clearer
We can
We can
Forget the place when an arm breaks
Become a broken chain
Yeah
We are broken chains
Yeah
Good and broken
Find the magic go and gra-
KisshuLover52: Do our version!
Usagiki1234: Our version!? Why?!
KisshuLover52: Because I want you to!
Usagiki1234: FINE!!:
Find the Mew Aqua
Go and grab it
Your fate is in your hands
Come on
Find a reason
To believe in
Just tell yourself
We can
We can
We can
Break out of hear
Jump on over there
Where the end is clearer
We can
We can
Forget the place when an arm breaks
Become a broken chain
Yeah
We are broken chains
Yeah
Good and broken
Get off your seat
On your feet
Raise your hands fill
Let it go
Lose control
Feel it in your soul
Don't you know what you can do
If you have faith in you
Let's not be invisible
There's no where light
And life is good
KisshuLover52: You're done!
Usagiki1234: FINE!! REMEMBER, PIE MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!!
KisshuLover52: That's the first line written on her fanfiction profile! Anyways, Chose from these songs for Usagiki1234 to sing next episode. At the end of every episode, we will show you our favorite review from any of my stories.
Songs:
Friend (Anime song)
One In A Million (Hannah Montana)
Sk8er Boi (Version Usagiki1234 and I made up)
Girlfriend (Avril Lavinge)
Usagiki1234/KisshuLover52: SEE YA NEXT TIME!!