A Yandere Simulator Fanfiction, A Parody/Comedy. Taken from the idea from DashieXP videos.

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Chapter 1: Where's My Money!?

*At Ayano's House*

Ayano was looking in her freezer for a little snack. She looks and looks until she finds Klondike bars. "Gosh I love these!" Ayano closes the freezer door and a note appears, saying: Turn Around. Ayano turns around and sees Yuno at the counter, staring at her with her glowing pink eyes. Why would Yuno enter Yandere Mode at this time?

"You got my money?" Yuno asked and places her Handgun on the counter. Ayano keeps quiet and looks at her Klondike bars box.

"What would you do for a Klondike bar? No? I mean these are-" Ayano drops the box and runs into the bathroom. She is sitting down peeing when all of a sudden, Yuno pulls the shower curtain.

"You got my money?" She asked with the same expression on her face. Ayano freaked out at Yuno's sudden appearance. She calms down and lights a candle and gets a roll of toliet paper and gives it to Yuno.

"Hold that for real quick." Ayano pulls her panties up and darts out the bathroom while Yuno follows her out the house. Ayano shuts the door in her face and gets her car keys from her mailbox and enters her car.

"Let's do this." She said to herself.

"Hey! Where's my money!?" Yuno sits up from the back seat.

"AH! Oh! Huh?" Ayano asked.

"You Know!" Yuno snapped at Ayano.

"Uh damn, Um, Alright first of all, I don't know how you got up in my car, that's number 1. Number 2: How you doing? Uhhh number 3: Um alright so um, Kotonoha and Shion alright, so if you take 2+2 right? And divide that shit, you're gonna get-"Ayano leaves the car and runs back to her house. Yuno sighs. Upon entering back in the house and heading to her living room, a chair turns around and it was Yuno sitting in it.

"Where's my money?" Yuno asked, still in Yandere Mode.

"I don't have it." Ayano said. Yuno claps her hands and Info-chan appears.

"Oh snap what's good my girl? What's popping though?" Ayano asked happy to see her friend.

"Where's her money though?" Info asked.

"Yo we suppose to be close yo! We just finished our Yandere rap you know? Kill that bitch, kill that bitch." Ayano said, singing 'Kill that bitch'. "Come on girl. What!?"

"Hold up. As of matter of fact. That video doing pretty well on Akademi High School's Facebook page." Info said fixing her glasses. "Where's my cut?"

"Huh?" Ayano asked as she walked around in circles. She gets gum out and walks up to Info-chan. "You want a piece, they're the good kind. I mean they're sugar free so...they taste great so like uh, 7 out of 10 dentist-no? You don't? Ok um alright so now...um ok...I got your money, but what happened was. Shion had lend me her knife. I fucked it up, bented it a little bit so I had to buy a new-"

"Pause." Info put her hand up to stop Ayano's talking. Ayano pulls out a TV remote and presses start.

"Start. Okay so I had to buy her a knew knife..." As Ayano started blabbing on her reasons why she couldn't pay Info and Yuno, Info was cracking her knuckles and popping her neck. "You look a little upset, so I think you need to think it over with Twix, that's just my opinion but a lot of people don't know-" Info punches Ayano and she falls to the floor. Yuno and Info walk to her and tower over her. Yuno pointed her gun at Ayano who stayed on the floor.

"That was fucked up Info-Chan-Yuno I like your gun. Okay listen to me, I don't have your money, but I've got something better then your money! Check this my girl! I know you're gonna love these." Ayano pulls out a Yuki plush doll. "BAM! WOW! Woo! Come on Yuno I know how much you love Yuki. No? That's cool I may keep this later. This is the only one I could find, you sure? Ok cool." Ayano throws the Yuki plush doll to the side."Now let me sweeten up the deal with you. You're gonna be like 'what money?' after this, check this out right? BAM!" Ayano pulled out another plush doll of Yuki, but this time he was holding a tiny Yuno plush in his hand. "Come on my girl! I know you love this right here. I know you're obsessed with Yuki-AH!" Yuno shoots Ayano in the face.