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Alright, this is a parody of Kingdom Hearts and The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride. The cast are as follows:
Kiara - Kairi
Kovu - Sora
Simba - Roxas
Nala - Olette
Timon - Donald
Puumba - Goofy
Zazu - Riku
Vitani - Naminé
Zeara - Larxene
Nuka - Demyx
Scar - Xemnas
Rafiki - Hayner
Mufasa - Yen Sid
"Ah, Goofy, look at that little guy. A chip of the old block! And ya gotta know who's gonna raise him!" Donald said, his eyes sparkling with mirth. He couldn't wait to say hi to the newborn heir to the Destiny Rock throne.
"His parents?" Goofy guessed.
"OK, sure, get technical. But who's gonna teach him the REALLY important stuff, like how to belch, and dig for grubs. I'm tellin' ya, buddy. It's gonna be like old times: you, me, and the little guy." Donald announced happily.
"Hehe. It is a girl." Hayner snickered quietly.
"Girl" Donald said, correcting himself.
"GIRL?! Oi!" Donald and Goofy said in unison, before fainting.
"Whoah. Where do you think you're going in such a hurry?"
"Daddy, let go." an 8 year old Kairi said as she giggled.
"Now, I just want you to be careful."
"Kairi, are you listening? Accidents can happen. You could easily get-" Roxas said as he went into lecture mode.
"Get hurt or stepped on, or even get lost." Kairi interrupted, then, finished the lecture for him.
"And remember, I want you to stay in sight of—" he began again.
0"Of Destiny Rock at ALL times, I know. And if I see any strangers, don't talk to them, come straight home. OK, OK, can I go now, PLEASE?" said Kairi, interrupting for the second time.
"Hm, hm, VERY funny." He said.
"Mind your father, Kairi." Olette said, having just come outside.
"Yes, Mom." Kairi said, rolling her eyes.
"And stay away from the Lands That Never Were." Roxas warned cryptically.
"Nothing there, but a bunch of backstabbing, murderous Nobodies." Riku, Roxas' advisor, added. He had just entered the courtyard himself.
"Riku's right. You can't turn your back on them." Roxas agreed.
"Really? How come?" Kairi asked, curious.
-Sigh- "Never mind. Just run along now." Roxas said wearily.
"But, Dad, I-" Kairi stammered.
"You'll understand someday." he said.
"Daaaaaaad..." she whined. She rushed down the castle steps toward the forest.
"And stay on the path I've marked for you!" he called after her.
"Now, Roxas, who does she remind you of?" Olette said knowingly.
"Huh? What? ... Who?" Roxas said, clearly confused.
"She JUST like your were when you were young." she said.
"Exactly. Do you realize the dangers we put ourselves in?" he asked worriedly.
"You mean the dangers YOU put us in." she said, playfully pushing him,
"She'll be fine." she assuring him. Olette went inside, with Riku trailing her. Once she was gone, Roxas turned to Goofy and Donald, who were on the other side of the courtyard.
"Donald. Goofy. C'mere!"
"Good morning, mon capitan!" Donald cheerfully greeted Roxas.
"I want you to keep a close watch on Kairi. You know she's BOUND to run off." he told them.
"Don't worry, Roxas. We're on her like fleas on a dog!" Donald said.
"Hey!" Goofy indignantly protested.
"It's a hard truth, Goofy. Live with it." Donald told him.
"Guys. I'm counting on you." Roxas insisted, "Danger could be lurking behind every rock." He then went inside.
"Hey! Wait, come back. I just wanna play!" Kairi insisted to a fox, that she happened to be chasing, "The mighty hunter has cornered her prey..." she said preparing to jump at it.
"Arrehhh..." she said, jumping, "huh?" She now had a clear view of a desolate, barren wasteland: the Lands That Never Were.
"Whoa... cool. The Lands That Never Were... I wonder what's out there." she muttered.
Unbeknownst to her however, Donald and Goofy where creeping up behind her.
"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kairi screamed, and she promptly fell into the pond behind her.
"Oh, don't worry, Kairi! Uncle Goofy's coming!!" He said jumping in after her.
"Oh, no! Ah, ah, oah. Let's see. Gee, Roxas, the good news is we found your daughter. The bad news is we dropped a huge dog on her... is... there... a problem... with that...?" Donald said nervously.
"Kairi? Kairi?" said Goofy as he looked around.
"Goofy. Let me define 'baby sitting'!!" Donald yelled.
"Now, Princess Kairi, as Roxas' daughter, you know better than to run off all alone. You could have been hurt." Goofy said.
"Hurt! Roxas would kill us. You didn't slip a disc, didja? Catch a fever? Get a hang nail?" Donald fussed.
"Donnnald..." Kairi began.
"I had one once." Donald continued.
"Very painful." Goofy added.
"Will somebody please just LISTEN to me?" Kairi said.
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Didja say something, princess?" said Donald.
"I'm not JUST a princess, ya know. That's only HALF of who I am!" Kairi protested,
"HEY! What's that!!" she said, pointing. She ran off to the Lands That Never Were. She then proceeded to run into something... or someone.
YAY!! Cliffhanger!
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